let's all sit down and share some FREEDOM FRIES together

[Constantin]

it's official!
i just read that the House of Reresentatives renamed "french fries" into "freedom fries". seems these blokes get bored now and don't know what to do with their time until war finally starts.

let's give them some food for thought.
what about "french kiss" for example?
any suggestions?

and when all the "french" names are dealt with, this should be taken to the next level. what about HAMBURGer?

peace,
constantin ( from hamburg )

[ngeso]

this is so endlessly ridiculous. cultural neanderthal-ism, if you ask me. i wonder indeed what the yanks are going to call that thing that Monica and Bill did up in the oval office - probably "liberty lovin'" or some such crap.

anyway, here's to them - and i hope they enjoy their Bulgarian Red with their overcooked peas and carrots. even if that shit does taste like de-icing fluid.

santé! ngeso.

[O'love]

over here in the Netherlands everyone is laughing their ass off! wait until they will rename Frankfurters into something patriotic ;)

Olaf

[ngeso]

i wouldn't laugh that loud if i were you. you're earmarked for some invasion yourself, remember? put one of them on trial for some war crimes and it's D-Day for you people!

peace. ngeso.

[O'love]

you're right i am afraid....this is why people are getting more afraid of Bush then of Saddam or any other arabic dictator over here right now....we are aware that the US is the number one owner of mass destruction weapons, and they are acting stupider by the hour....where will it end? claiming France is a terrorist nation and start bombing it?

[ruse]

Originally posted by O'love:
over here in the Netherlands everyone is laughing their ass off! wait until they will rename Frankfurters into something patriotic ;)

Olaf Actually, "they" already did. During WWII, frankfurters were renamed "hot dogs" to disavow the German name. It's in today's NY Times. Unless, of course, you knew that already, which is why you put the winky face next to your post.

[ March 12, 2003, 08:39 AM: Message edited by: ruse ]

[O'love]

i guess the statue of liberty will be removed in a week or so, because it was a gift from the french.... ;)

[lola desire]

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/US/South/02/19/offbeat.freedom.fries.ap/story.freedom.fries.jpg

[gabriel]

the thing about this is that "french" fries were developed in belgium.

also, while the origins of "french" toast are not exactly known, it was commonly called "german" toast before WWII. nothing sounds worse than freedom toast.

if you're a real patriot you'll stop "french" kissing.

such bullshit

[And]

http://www.alaskawebs.com/ak/FRIES_CURL.jpg

[Martin Red]

Originally posted by 6 23:
http://www.alaskawebs.com/ak/FRIES_CURL.jpg Curly fried AKA pubic fries

full English breakfast will be called arse liberation.

[ March 12, 2003, 10:17 AM: Message edited by: Martin Red ]

[manfred]

down with the statue of liberty! tear down that french piece of crap! graemlins/cussing.gif

[floorgasm]

you're invited to our party! r.s.v-scratch that

t.u.i.y.a.i.c.- tell us if your ass is coming.

[Bernie]

Well lets see... :rolleyes: graemlins/jpshakehead.gif

No more Canadian bacon, "French-cut" underwear, French vanilla ice cream, Belgian waffles, Swedish meatballs, you can't be "hungry" anymore (sounds too much like Hungary), "black Russians", "German" measles, Indian summers, (English muffins will probably still exist), Turkish prisons, have to rename the bird traditionally consumed during Thanksgiving, Swiss cheese, Polish or Italian sausages, Chinese checkers, chili (sounds too much like Chile), Mexican hat dances, no more chicken grease (sounds too much like Greece), have to call frozen water something else besides "Ice" (for Iceland), danishes will have to be renamed (for Denmark), Irish coffee...

Yep we the U.S have gone waaaaaaaaaaay overboard on this!! :(

[ March 12, 2003, 12:17 PM: Message edited by: Bernie ]

[manfred]

adult shops are now required to label french ticklers as freedom ticklers. graemlins/rofl.gif

[lola desire]

Originally posted by manfred:
adult shops are now required to label french ticklers as freedom ticklers. graemlins/rofl.gif good one. *chuckle*
freedom ticklers for everyone!

http://a915.p.f.qz3.net/5/915/5137/8741773558f8fa/1a1a1a88ff76a4057de659cc34a31341a41380af1885e64db2 2554c0f45dca2b92f76a/0459017500.jpg (http://www.axisshop.com/l4functions/xq/ASP/productid.0459017500/qx/product.htm)

[MarkK]

I wrote this email to those two morons today.

Dear Mr. Ney and Jones:

I am writing to express my sincere displeasure in your recent attack on the French.

Your actions so poorly reflect on our nation, government, and people, you make me ashamed to be an American. To take such a petty, childish and ignorant action can only be attributed to your selfish desire for publicity.

Clearly you have forgotten that France made it possible for the United States to even exist. You are also incapable of noticing that the majority of the world's population is squarely against the war. You jingoistic attitude towards honest opposition to our misguided President is exactly what I would expect from two incompetents.

You two must be born of a union of a brother and sister, or at least first cousins. Please crawl back into the hole from which you came.

With Disgust,

Washington, DC

[formerly known as kenspank]

Originally posted by O'love:
over here in the Netherlands everyone is laughing their ass off! wait until they will rename Frankfurters into something patriotic ;)

Olaf or hamburger. its a german name for a sandwhich that has no ham in it (contrary to popular belief).