Reality series you'll never see

[DaBownca]

Beat dad Dead- Teens whose fathers abandoned them early in their life compete in a series of challenges the winner gets 20 minutes in a locked room with handcuffed deadbeat
So you Wanna be a DJ - Bedroom DJs square off in battles decided by home viewers for a residency at a bar with a regular audience of 10 people (must cover bar guarantee though)
Make Kara Happy - Ten Committment averse men must make Kara believe they will commit. Must be filmed while shes between moons
Hold Chuck Back- 5 guys must attempt to hold Chuck back while DiscoGoddess walks in front of him with those damn 4" heels she was talking about glistening after a 17 mile run in a tight red dress...winner will be the one who DOESN"T get his ass whupped for holding me ( Get offa me suuuun)

[chldfknungrnd764]

:biglaugha:

[DaBownca]

Feel Free to make your own:rolleyes:

[kara]

:biggrinangel:


Make Kara Happy - Five Committment averse men and Five Commitment averse women must make Kara believe they will commit. Must be filmed while shes between moons

fixed
:icon_rofl:

[DaBownca]

:biggrinangel:



fixed
:icon_rofl:
Preciate it hun!:mwink:

[Edith A. Giles]

You crazy :rofl:....

[kara]

Tom Cruise: 24/7. Come on. You know you'd watch it. He's so crazy and unpredictable!


Churches Revealed. This reality show will take us inside a whole variety of America's churches, religions and cults. There are few things that people get more passionate and animated about than religion and most people have very limited exposure to any religion outside of the one they are raised into. Let's see what happens inside a Scientology service, an evangelical service, and a Jewish synagogue.


The Top 12 Names for a Michael Jackson Reality-TV Show

12] Too Gross for Comfort
11] Touched by a Wacko
10] The Pedo-Files
9] Dinner and a Movie and a Couple of Minor Surgical Procedures
8] Survivor: Balcony in Berlin
7] Father's Nose Mess
6] Child Protective Services, Where Are You?
5] Trading Races
4] Telemundo presenta "Loco Loco Loco!"
3] Kids Can Be Made to Do the Darndest Things
2] Who Wants to Bear Children for America's Creepiest Millionaire?

and Topfive.com's Number 1 Name for a Michael Jackson Reality-TV Show...

1] The Newlywhite Game

[ProvocativeElement]

The Top 12 Names for a Michael Jackson Reality-TV Show

12] Too Gross for Comfort
11] Touched by a Wacko
10] The Pedo-Files
9] Dinner and a Movie and a Couple of Minor Surgical Procedures
8] Survivor: Balcony in Berlin
7] Father's Nose Mess
6] Child Protective Services, Where Are You?
5] Trading Races
4] Telemundo presenta "Loco Loco Loco!"
3] Kids Can Be Made to Do the Darndest Things
2] Who Wants to Bear Children for America's Creepiest Millionaire?

and Topfive.com's Number 1 Name for a Michael Jackson Reality-TV Show...

1] The Newlywhite Game

bwahhahaha!

[DaBownca]

Tom Cruise: 24/7. Come on. You know you'd watch it. He's so crazy and unpredictable!


Churches Revealed. This reality show will take us inside a whole variety of America's churches, religions and cults. There are few things that people get more passionate and animated about than religion and most people have very limited exposure to any religion outside of the one they are raised into. Let's see what happens inside a Scientology service, an evangelical service, and a Jewish synagogue.


The Top 12 Names for a Michael Jackson Reality-TV Show

12] Too Gross for Comfort
11] Touched by a Wacko
10] The Pedo-Files
9] Dinner and a Movie and a Couple of Minor Surgical Procedures
8] Survivor: Balcony in Berlin
7] Father's Nose Mess
6] Child Protective Services, Where Are You?
5] Trading Races
4] Telemundo presenta "Loco Loco Loco!"
3] Kids Can Be Made to Do the Darndest Things
2] Who Wants to Bear Children for America's Creepiest Millionaire?

and Topfive.com's Number 1 Name for a Michael Jackson Reality-TV Show...

1] The Newlywhite Game
YOU GO K!:rofl5:

[Edith A. Giles]

I Love DHP :This is where people compete to be the next guest admin for DHP.

[Kristel 75]

Here's one that has made it through. Meet the Real Housewives of Atlanta.

http://www.realitytvworld.com/images/heads/storyleads/realhousewivesatlanta_cast.jpg

[LaNegraLoca]

Fantasy Reality TV:
Negra getting it on with the All the Housewives, and Prince in the middle!

aaaaahhhhh

[Edith A. Giles]

The Real Baby's Mamas of Chicago: Can you imagine that shit?!

[Kristel 75]

The Real Baby's Mamas of Chicago: Can you imagine that shit?!

:biglaugha:

[chldfknungrnd764]

Secret games of Gold Diggers.

[KragShot]

Golddiggers International...wait, that exists already.

So You Wanna Be A Ghetto Superstar?

That's Just My Baby-Daddy...oh wait, that's The Maury Povich Show.

[S&S]

The Real Baby's Mamas of Chicago: Can you imagine that shit?!

good one - looks like a hit show

[KragShot]

Here's another one:

"Dads Gone Wild!"

The TV show that lets fathers see their "little girls" on those "Girls Gone Wild" videos, and then shows the audience what happens next.

They can even get Joey Grieco from Cheaters to host it!

[MusicFilter]

An all black Survivor

An all black Bachelor or Bachelorette (and that Flava Flav show don't count)

[kara]

Tuesday, Aug. 5, 2008 08:47 PDT
Next stop, "MILF Island" (http://www.salon.com/mwt/broadsheet/2008/08/05/cougars_nyc/index.html)


Every time you think the reality television genre has officially achieved its nadir, those clever industry minds hit you with something even worse than the last one. This time it's "Cougars: NYC," another see-how-the-socialites-live offering -- except that these particular socialites are 40-something women who date only much younger men.

Producers have already cast three of the five cougars -- including R&B singer Mel'isa Morgan -- but two other slots will be filled at a mixer for cougars and "cubs" at Manhattan bar Libation on Aug. 20. Here's the curious thing: Libation's Web site (http://www.libationnyc.com/) defines "cougars" as women over 40 and "cubs" as men 25 to 35. So five years counts as a cougar-qualifying age difference? Are you kidding me? When a wealthy middle-aged man goes out with a woman five years younger than he, we want to give him a medal for age-appropriate dating. Obviously, sexist double standards are the very lifeblood of this show, but come on!

Hilariously, executive producer Elizabeth Mwanga told Page Six that the word "cougar" is "meant to symbolize empowerment" because -- wait for it -- "this isn't just horny older women chasing younger guys. It's women who are beautiful, successful and hot, who can get these younger guys because they are hot." Ah, I see. In my day, women didn't see being judged primarily by our looks as "empowerment," but then, we didn't see a five-year age difference between romantic partners as scandalous, either. I am so far behind the times. Better go find myself a 35-year-old "cub" to teach me about kids today. Then maybe I'll be ready when someone actually decides to make "MILF Island (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MILF_Island)." It can't be long now.

[S&S]

An all black Survivor

An all black Bachelor or Bachelorette (and that Flava Flav show don't count)

:conf44:

[upliftdisco365]

Tuesday, Aug. 5, 2008 08:47 PDT
Next stop, "MILF Island" (http://www.salon.com/mwt/broadsheet/2008/08/05/cougars_nyc/index.html)


Every time you think the reality television genre has officially achieved its nadir, those clever industry minds hit you with something even worse than the last one. This time it's "Cougars: NYC," another see-how-the-socialites-live offering -- except that these particular socialites are 40-something women who date only much younger men.

Producers have already cast three of the five cougars -- including R&B singer Mel'isa Morgan -- but two other slots will be filled at a mixer for cougars and "cubs" at Manhattan bar Libation on Aug. 20. Here's the curious thing: Libation's Web site (http://www.libationnyc.com/) defines "cougars" as women over 40 and "cubs" as men 25 to 35. So five years counts as a cougar-qualifying age difference? Are you kidding me? When a wealthy middle-aged man goes out with a woman five years younger than he, we want to give him a medal for age-appropriate dating. Obviously, sexist double standards are the very lifeblood of this show, but come on!

Hilariously, executive producer Elizabeth Mwanga told Page Six that the word "cougar" is "meant to symbolize empowerment" because -- wait for it -- "this isn't just horny older women chasing younger guys. It's women who are beautiful, successful and hot, who can get these younger guys because they are hot." Ah, I see. In my day, women didn't see being judged primarily by our looks as "empowerment," but then, we didn't see a five-year age difference between romantic partners as scandalous, either. I am so far behind the times. Better go find myself a 35-year-old "cub" to teach me about kids today. Then maybe I'll be ready when someone actually decides to make "MILF Island (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MILF_Island)." It can't be long now.

I heart Cougars.

Now that I'm older, The cougars are like 47-55. Soon, all of the damn cougars will be on their second hip replacement and showing me their great-grands.

[kara]

i just 1st heard this "name" recently

i have a feeling it's offensive, somehow, but i find it funny as sh(t

[joesuuf]

I heart Cougars.

Now that I'm older, The cougars are like 47-55. Soon, all of the damn cougars will be on their second hip replacement and showing me their great-grands.

That's lionness territory and I've learned that you don't sleep with cougars, they sleep with you... http://www.movin-ent.com/forum/images/smiles/eusa_shifty.gif