mid-week anti-masturbation-link

[ngeso]

this is really quaint, my brethren. looks like we're on our way to hell for all that sinnin'... http://deephousepage.com/smilies/jerkit.gif


http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Senate/2680/index.html

[ngeso]

We don't need the Victoria's Secret catalog! Simple, modest underwear would sell itself and minimize unGodly temptations.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[ngeso]

this is where it gets kinda nasty... graemlins/stupid.gif


Certain supposedly "primitive" tribes in Africa have completely eliminated Masturbation among their women! How was this amazing feat accomplished? Through a very simple operation called a Clitoridectomy, which is analogous to circumcision in the male. (Clitoridectomy has gotten a bad reputation in the West, but only because in Africa it is often done with crude instruments, without anesthesia, and under unsanitary conditions. When it is mandated in America it will, of course, be done in a sterile, modern operating room with anesthesia.) A woman who has had a Clitoridectomy is permanently cured of Masturbation and other lascivious behavior, but the Godless bureaucrats in Washington, D.C. have had the audacity to OUTLAW this operation! One of the main goals of Americans For Purity is to not only repeal the laws against Clitoridectomy, but to make it mandatory for female children (who will never miss the part that is removed if it is done early enough). And surgery isn't just for Females! Many have suggested Castration or Clitoridectomy for adult Males or Females that are repeat Masturbatory offenders.

[upliftdisco365]

Hysterical. This IS for amusmement... right?

[ngeso]

okay, for a minute there i wasn't sure whether they weren't really joking. got me!

[ June 25, 2003, 10:33 AM: Message edited by: ngeso ]

[mhd]

unbelievably hysterical!

[rob brito]

ahem albert-->*cough* diaz

[And]

The site is comical but you mean to tell me that EVERYONE here thinks masturbation is okay? Does anyone think it's not okay?

[ June 25, 2003, 07:20 PM: Message edited by: 6 23 ]

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Originally posted by robs:
ahem albert-->*cough* diaz I've been found out. Oh no!! graemlins/bolt.gif

[rob brito]

right here dawg :(

the biggest problem lies in your ass desensitizing to the reality of a relationship, in other words; you're creating you're own unrealistic fantasies in your head and losing touch with the real up and down nature of a sexual/emotional relationship.

as i said

:(

[AD]

Looks like I'm gonna burn in hell. :(

[rob brito]

no baby oil there compa'

[rob brito]

[ June 25, 2003, 07:27 PM: Message edited by: robs ]

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Originally posted by robs:
no baby oil there compa' Don't need it. Straight seco. ;)

[Kenrick _]

funny as hell...

[And]

Originally posted by robs:
right here dawg :(

the biggest problem lies in your ass desensitizing to the reality of a relationship, in other words; you're creating you're own unrealistic fantasies in your head and losing touch with the real up and down nature of a sexual/emotional relationship.

as i said

:( I hear that. :(

[AD]

Originally posted by robs:
right here dawg :(

the biggest problem lies in your ass desensitizing to the reality of a relationship, in other words; you're creating you're own unrealistic fantasies in your head and losing touch with the real up and down nature of a sexual/emotional relationship.

as i said

:( So are you saying my fantasies about Jill Juggs and Melanie Melons are ruining me? Oh no!! What will I do!! graemlins/scared.gif

[däp]

it's really funny how they compare the masturbation rate to the crime rate! http://deephousepage.com/smilies/spinning.gif