DJ Omar Herrera
09-25-2003, 02:08 PM
You Said a Mouthful Darwin Award CONFIRMED!
May 2001, Illinois | A Chicago woman took revenge into her own hands, rather successfully, when she bit off the testicles of her rapist. The 21-year-old man should have known better than to accost a woman twice his age and ferocity. When he dropped his trousers and forced her down, she seized her opportunity and severed his gonads mid-attack, rendered him permanently sterile to the satisfaction of all. The woman turned the testicles over to police at their headquarters a block away. Shortly thereafter a man with a matching injury appeared at the Reese Medical Center. Police put two and two together and cordoned off the injured man's hospital room, while doctors attempted, unsuccessfully, to reattach the rapist's genitals. A hospital spokesperson confirms that our Darwin Award winner is now sterile.
DARWIN AWARDS (http://www.darwinawards.com)
May 2001, Illinois | A Chicago woman took revenge into her own hands, rather successfully, when she bit off the testicles of her rapist. The 21-year-old man should have known better than to accost a woman twice his age and ferocity. When he dropped his trousers and forced her down, she seized her opportunity and severed his gonads mid-attack, rendered him permanently sterile to the satisfaction of all. The woman turned the testicles over to police at their headquarters a block away. Shortly thereafter a man with a matching injury appeared at the Reese Medical Center. Police put two and two together and cordoned off the injured man's hospital room, while doctors attempted, unsuccessfully, to reattach the rapist's genitals. A hospital spokesperson confirms that our Darwin Award winner is now sterile.
DARWIN AWARDS (http://www.darwinawards.com)