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Alanda Marquette from DiscoLadyLand
05-21-2003, 09:51 AM
Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti

Cindy Lou Edleman Performs Quality Sexual Favors
Your Mother and Father Are of the Same Genetic Background

Last Night You Enjoyed Carnal Pleasures With Your Sister

Your Intelligence Quota is Dubious at Best

For a Moderate Fee I Believe Your Mother Would Fellate Me

You Have Had Intimate Relations With a Person of African Descent and You Shall Never Know the Love of a Caucasian Again.

You Look Upon Your Dog With Lust

Methinks You Have the Odor of Fecal Matter Upon You

I Partook in Intercourse with Your Sister?s Derriere

The Acne on Your Face Spreads Throughout Your Nether Regions

The People of France Know Not the Joys of Deodorant

A Hamster is Superior in Intelligence to Your Mother

For An Evening of Sordid Delights Involving Both Sadism and Masochism, Please Ring Mary at 212.555.5555

Ryan Beaugarde is Inadequate in the Ways of Oral Enjoyment

The Heavy Metal Rock Band Entitled Motley Crue is Quite First-Rate

Your Sexually Promiscuous Mother Can Be Found in the Phone Book Under "Whore"

Your Father's Proclivities Lead Him to Engage in Relations with Livestock

President Bush is Missing a Chromosome

The Toilet Upon Which You Currently Sit is Sprayed with a Mixture of Vomit, Feces and Urine.

[ May 21, 2003, 11:20 AM: Message edited by: DiscoLady ]

Ish
05-21-2003, 11:40 AM
Originally posted by DiscoLady:

The Acne on Your Face Spreads Throughout Your Nether Regions

:eek: graemlins/puke.gif

Bold Soul
05-21-2003, 12:05 PM
Originally posted by DiscoLady:
Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti
You Have Had Intimate Relations With a Person of African Descent and You Shall Never Know the Love of a Caucasian Again. Classic.

RX
05-21-2003, 01:09 PM
graemlins/rofl.gif graemlins/rofl.gif
that reminds me of the one in the bathroom of my favorite bar's bathroom (by the way, the bar is "the alcohol abuse center" on chicago ave. and leavitt):

i'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy... graemlins/rofl.gif

Fletch
05-21-2003, 01:13 PM
Chit, Chower, Chave!

words seen in the 20th Floor Bathroom of Lawrinson Hall, Syracuse University!

15 years later, it still rings in my head.

Dr. Freud
05-21-2003, 01:17 PM
Originally posted by DiscoLady:
Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti

The Toilet Upon Which You Currently Sit is Sprayed with a Mixture of Vomit, Feces and Urine. Never sit... always hover. Or create a barrier between your buttcheeks and the porcelain with a thick layer of toilet paper.

B*Strong
05-21-2003, 02:13 PM
Originally posted by Bold Soul:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by DiscoLady:
Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti
You Have Had Intimate Relations With a Person of African Descent and You Shall Never Know the Love of a Caucasian Again. Classic. </font>[/QUOTE]graemlins/lol.gif

That is too much. Not as catchy as the original phrase though.

[ May 21, 2003, 03:20 PM: Message edited by: B*Strong ]

wearyinquirer
05-22-2003, 12:38 AM
At the library at school :

"Bombing for Peace is like ****ing for Virginity."

then some dude replies:

"Peace is established; virginity is de-established."

and yet another dude replies:

"You both are wrong! ****ing virgins is DA Bomb!"

hahahahahah... graemlins/rofl.gif graemlins/rofl.gif graemlins/rofl.gif

Another one in a washroom at school:

"Fantasy is the root of all hope."


peace

AD
05-22-2003, 02:01 AM
where do u find this stuff? graemlins/rofl.gif

Mah'chew
05-22-2003, 02:10 AM
Once you go Asian,
Never Caucasian :D

Alanda Marquette from DiscoLadyLand
05-22-2003, 06:53 AM
;) @ Al and Mathius. You two are priceless

prussell
05-22-2003, 01:03 PM
For those ever in the Ann Arbor, MI area---check any coffehouse bathroom in the city, the sheer wisdom & humor just blows me away. Should be voted "Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti Capital Of The World", IMO....
Certainly not the best example, but a humorous one that stuck with me:

Time flies like an arrow;
Fruit flies like a banana.
:D
.pr

Alanda Marquette from DiscoLadyLand
05-22-2003, 01:45 PM
PRUSSELL, I don't get it graemlins/conf44.gif I can't be that slow :eek: