Have you ever walked around with your fly open? [Archive]

06-02-2003, 02:39 PM

The last time I realized I was walking around with my fly down was a few weeks ago when I had just walked out of my car to walk into church when all of a sudden I felt a big burst of air flowing through the opening of my pants hittin' my boys. I quietly shimmied back to my car trying not to make it obvious that my monster could get loose. I get to my car and hop inside to softly zip up before the great beast decided to break free. Just when the job was about to be complete of restraining the behemoth, an ancient woman had just stepped out of the car that was next to mine and observed that my face was filled with joy and relief. I assume she thought I was polishing the rocket and it was a moment of great embarassment for me. I now make it a priority to zip up before I zip out. graemlins/conf44.gif

[ June 02, 2003, 03:40 PM: Message edited by: Albert D. ]

Basecore Boy

06-02-2003, 02:43 PM

Originally posted by Albert D.:
The last time I realized I was walking around with my fly down was a few weeks ago when I had just walked out of my car to walk into church when all of a sudden I felt a big burst of air flowing through the opening of my pants hittin' my boys. I quietly shimmied back to my car trying not to make it obvious that my monster could get loose. I get to my car and hop inside to softly zip up before the great beast decided to break free. Just when the job was about to be complete of restraining the behemoth, an ancient woman had just stepped out of the car that was next to mine and observed that my face was filled with joy and relief. I assume she thought I was polishing the rocket and it was a moment of great embarassment for me. I now make it a priority to zip up before I zip out. graemlins/conf44.gif I did that today at work. But, my queen friend here saw it and told me. Honey you better zip that up. Now I'm scared. LOL
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And

06-02-2003, 02:48 PM

You're a guaranteed laugh Albert ... Thanks.
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Oak Pk, IL's Best Bedroom DJ, serge

06-02-2003, 02:54 PM

That's why I wear catsuits.

mdpm99

06-02-2003, 03:05 PM

zippy do da, zippy day........

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So easy a protic can do it (QUAD)

06-02-2003, 05:44 PM

SEVERAL OCCASIONS, ESPECIALLY ON THOSE DAYS WHERE I (MY DUMB-ASS) DECIDES NOT TO HAVE ON ANY UNDERWEAR!!!! :eek: mad1.gif mad1.gif :D :D

Nege

06-02-2003, 05:58 PM

Originally posted by DJ QUAD:
SEVERAL OCCASIONS, ESPECIALLY ON THOSE DAYS WHERE I (MY DUMB-ASS) DECIDES NOT TO HAVE ON ANY UNDERWEAR!!!! :eek: mad1.gif mad1.gif :D :D I hate when that happens,
and then you wonder why people are staring at you funny.....

rob brito

06-02-2003, 06:09 PM

Originally posted by Eneg:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by DJ QUAD:
SEVERAL OCCASIONS, ESPECIALLY ON THOSE DAYS WHERE I (MY DUMB-ASS) DECIDES NOT TO HAVE ON ANY UNDERWEAR!!!! :eek: mad1.gif mad1.gif :D :D I hate when that happens,
and then you wonder why people are staring at you funny..... [/QUOTE]you guys wear underwear?

graemlins/jpshakehead.gif

06-02-2003, 06:14 PM

Originally posted by robs:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Eneg:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by DJ QUAD:
SEVERAL OCCASIONS, ESPECIALLY ON THOSE DAYS WHERE I (MY DUMB-ASS) DECIDES NOT TO HAVE ON ANY UNDERWEAR!!!! :eek: mad1.gif mad1.gif :D :D I hate when that happens,
and then you wonder why people are staring at you funny..... [/QUOTE]you guys wear underwear?

graemlins/jpshakehead.gif [/QUOTE]Ponte calsones! Pinche cochino!! graemlins/puke.gif

DOTSmusic

06-02-2003, 06:19 PM

i thought i was only one of 2 or 3 people i know that are not fond of underwear.
who else out there isn't fond of drawers?

and umm, to answer the question it has happened to me on a few occasions.

rob brito

06-02-2003, 06:20 PM

Originally posted by Albert D.:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by robs:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Eneg:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by DJ QUAD:
SEVERAL OCCASIONS, ESPECIALLY ON THOSE DAYS WHERE I (MY DUMB-ASS) DECIDES NOT TO HAVE ON ANY UNDERWEAR!!!! :eek: mad1.gif mad1.gif :D :D I hate when that happens,
and then you wonder why people are staring at you funny..... [/QUOTE]you guys wear underwear?

graemlins/jpshakehead.gif [/QUOTE]Ponte calsones! Pinche cochino!! graemlins/puke.gif [/QUOTE]http://deephousepage.com/smilies/moon1.gif

rob brito

06-02-2003, 06:21 PM

Originally posted by aKiLa:
i thought i was only one of 2 or 3 people i know that are not fond of underwear.
who else out there isn't fond of drawers?

and umm, to answer the question it has happened to me on a few occasions. you're my new best friend... graemlins/bighug.gif

DOTSmusic

06-02-2003, 06:26 PM

it started in highschool kinda as a joke between my friends and i.
drawsless friday's.
that soon became an everyday thing for me.

Tee Cee 13

06-02-2003, 06:27 PM

You gatta try that one in the winter... Talk about walkin around with icycle hangin off your nuts.... I'm tellin ya, you'll be movin like this graemlins/bolt.gif ......

And

06-02-2003, 07:38 PM

rob brito

06-02-2003, 07:40 PM

Originally posted by 6 23:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by aKiLa:
i thought i was only one of 2 or 3 people i know that are not fond of underwear.
who else out there isn't fond of drawers?

and umm, to answer the question it has happened to me on a few occasions. Add Robs and I and you've got 5 people that don't dig drawers. [/QUOTE]welcome to my world graemlins/bighug.gif

i'm headed into dc this very minute, see you in a couple hours... ;)

:D

And

06-02-2003, 07:43 PM

Originally posted by robs:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by 6 23:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by aKiLa:
i thought i was only one of 2 or 3 people i know that are not fond of underwear.
who else out there isn't fond of drawers?

and umm, to answer the question it has happened to me on a few occasions. Add Robs and I and you've got 5 people that don't dig drawers. [/QUOTE]welcome to my world graemlins/bighug.gif

i'm headed into dc this very minute, see you in a couple hours... ;)

:D [/QUOTE]Hahahaha Grrrr! I'll be waiting - sans drawers of course. biggrinangel.gif

rob brito

06-02-2003, 07:47 PM

Originally posted by 6 23:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by robs:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by 6 23:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by aKiLa:
i thought i was only one of 2 or 3 people i know that are not fond of underwear.
who else out there isn't fond of drawers?

and umm, to answer the question it has happened to me on a few occasions. Add Robs and I and you've got 5 people that don't dig drawers. [/QUOTE]welcome to my world graemlins/bighug.gif

i'm headed into dc this very minute, see you in a couple hours... ;)

:D [/QUOTE]Hahahaha Grrrr! I'll be waiting - sans drawers of course. biggrinangel.gif [/QUOTE]you speak my language i see? gggrrrrgrgrrrgrgrrrrrgrgrrrr=i'm doing 120 in 65 zone....the anticipation kills me.. graemlins/1luvu.gif

And

06-02-2003, 08:30 PM

Originally posted by robs:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by 6 23:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by robs:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by 6 23:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by aKiLa:
i thought i was only one of 2 or 3 people i know that are not fond of underwear.
who else out there isn't fond of drawers?

and umm, to answer the question it has happened to me on a few occasions. Add Robs and I and you've got 5 people that don't dig drawers. [/QUOTE]welcome to my world graemlins/bighug.gif

i'm headed into dc this very minute, see you in a couple hours... ;)

:D [/QUOTE]Hahahaha Grrrr! I'll be waiting - sans drawers of course. biggrinangel.gif [/QUOTE]you speak my language i see? gggrrrrgrgrrrgrgrrrrrgrgrrrr=i'm doing 120 in 65 zone....the anticipation kills me.. graemlins/1luvu.gif [/QUOTE]It's gone from Summer hot to hell hot up in hya ... Comon couple o' hours ... I'm counting down. biggrinangel.gif

alex zen

06-02-2003, 09:52 PM

drawers are only for really cold or hot days.

So easy a protic can do it (QUAD)

06-03-2003, 01:24 AM

Originally posted by T.C.:
You gatta try that one in the winter... Talk about walkin around with icycle hangin off your nuts.... I'm tellin ya, you'll be movin like this graemlins/bolt.gif ...... UHH,,,DUDE, I WALKED AROUND EVERY WINTER FOR THE LAST 4 YRS WITH NO DRAWS ON WEARIN JOGGIN PANTS...I DON'T GET COLD IN THAT AREA. SOMETHIN ABOUT THE BLOOD CONSTANTLY CIRCULATING IN ONE'S LEGS AS THEY WALK MAKIN THE LEGS WARM.....I HATE BEIN RESTRICTED :D

Martin Red

06-03-2003, 02:30 AM

http://www.saunalahti.fi/~frog1/goofs/commando.jpg

rob brito

06-03-2003, 10:41 AM

Originally posted by 6 23:
It's gone from Summer hot to hell hot up in hya ... Comon couple o' hours ... I'm counting down. biggrinangel.gif http://deephousepage.com/smilies/devil10.gif http://deephousepage.com/smilies/flamethrow.gif

http://deephousepage.com/smilies/hug.gif

r-a-i-n--c-h-e-c-k

graemlins/cool_shades.gif

aaesir st. james

06-03-2003, 10:45 AM

Originally posted by Basecore Boy:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Albert D.:
The last time I realized I was walking around with my fly down was a few weeks ago when I had just walked out of my car to walk into church when all of a sudden I felt a big burst of air flowing through the opening of my pants hittin' my boys. I quietly shimmied back to my car trying not to make it obvious that my monster could get loose. I get to my car and hop inside to softly zip up before the great beast decided to break free. Just when the job was about to be complete of restraining the behemoth, an ancient woman had just stepped out of the car that was next to mine and observed that my face was filled with joy and relief. I assume she thought I was polishing the rocket and it was a moment of great embarassment for me. I now make it a priority to zip up before I zip out. graemlins/conf44.gif I did that today at work. But, my queen friend here saw it and told me. Honey you better zip that up. Now I'm scared. LOL
graemlins/jpshakehead.gif [/QUOTE]I hate when that happens. At least you've friends that would tell you it's down unlike my silly bunch. They think it's funny to have me walk around with the AC on until I realize everyone looking at me in a wierd fashion. icon_rofl.gif graemlins/jpshakehead.gif

Dee-Dee Sheridan

06-03-2003, 11:01 AM

Nope but Jamie's 3:26 mom does, and she does it on purpose. graemlins/jpshakehead.gif

[ June 03, 2003, 12:04 PM: Message edited by: Dee-Dee Sheridan ]

Dee-Dee Sheridan

06-03-2003, 01:34 PM

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And

06-03-2003, 02:19 PM

Originally posted by robs:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by 6 23:
It's gone from Summer hot to hell hot up in hya ... Comon couple o' hours ... I'm counting down. biggrinangel.gif http://deephousepage.com/smilies/devil10.gif http://deephousepage.com/smilies/flamethrow.gif

http://deephousepage.com/smilies/hug.gif

r-a-i-n--c-h-e-c-k

graemlins/cool_shades.gif [/QUOTE]These help ease the disappointment hahahaha
http://web.icq.com/images/0,,462,00.gif

marki

06-04-2003, 08:24 AM

Hi all

Just caught up reading all the posts, stumbled across this one and had to speak out, it may aid my rehabillitation. Playing at a party in the mid 90s, wearing a rather nice pair of jeans, i'd owned them awhile and couldn't let go. One or two hangers around asking about the tunes etc. Me crates were on the floor and I had to keep bending at the knees to get at them. After each mix the crowd around me began to grow and get more exited, whooping and the like, we all like this adulation don't we, so I just threw kisses and the like back, working me mixes that little bit more. After a good half hour of this, I bent down to my crate and happened to glance between my legs to see something dangling in space my lord, not only had My favourite jeans a hole in the crotch but a baggy pair of boxers had enabled me to escape to the amusement of over a dozen or so wide eyed clubbers, who began to request "short dick man", needless to say this wasn't in my crate but I had endeared to give them the next best thing. Oh the shame.

Nice little ice breaker there for u.

Koffy Brown

06-04-2003, 08:29 AM

Originally posted by marki:
Hi all

Just caught up reading all the posts, stumbled across this one and had to speak out, it may aid my rehabillitation. Playing at a party in the mid 90s, wearing a rather nice pair of jeans, i'd owned them awhile and couldn't let go. One or two hangers around asking about the tunes etc. Me crates were on the floor and I had to keep bending at the knees to get at them. After each mix the crowd around me began to grow and get more exited, whooping and the like, we all like this adulation don't we, so I just threw kisses and the like back, working me mixes that little bit more. After a good half hour of this, I bent down to my crate and happened to glance between my legs to see something dangling in space my lord, not only had My favourite jeans a hole in the crotch but a baggy pair of boxers had enabled me to escape to the amusement of over a dozen or so wide eyed clubbers, who began to request "short dick man", needless to say this wasn't in my crate but I had endeared to give them the next best thing. Oh the shame.

Nice little ice breaker there for u. Oh my graemlins/rofl.gif

rob brito

06-04-2003, 09:47 AM

Originally posted by 6 23:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by robs:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by 6 23:
It's gone from Summer hot to hell hot up in hya ... Comon couple o' hours ... I'm counting down. biggrinangel.gif http://deephousepage.com/smilies/devil10.gif http://deephousepage.com/smilies/flamethrow.gif

http://deephousepage.com/smilies/hug.gif

r-a-i-n--c-h-e-c-k

graemlins/cool_shades.gif [/QUOTE]These help ease the disappointment hahahaha
http://web.icq.com/images/0,,462,00.gif [/QUOTE]aaahhh...pain before pleasure.