Joke

[djfunq]

Two farmers are braggin about their farm.
One says:"My farm is like eight footballfields big!".
"Bwaa...": says the other one:" My farm is so big, it takes two days to drive around it".
"Yeah, yeah...":says the other one;
"I've got a car just like that!" graemlins/rofl.gif

[djfunq]

Dad and son walk into a pharmacy.
Son: "Dad, why are there 3 condoms in this pack?"
Dad: "Well, thats for the boys who go to basic school, one for friday, one for saturday and one for sunday."
Son: " and why are there six in this pack?"
Dad: "Well, that is for boys who go to university, two for friday, two for saturday and two for sunday."
Son: " and why are there twelve in this pack?"
Dad: " Well, that's for married men like me, one for january, one for february, one for..."

[Mack-Williams]

Originally posted by djfunq:
Dad and son walk into a pharmacy.
Son: "Dad, why are there 3 condoms in this pack?"
Dad: "Well, thats for the boys who go to basic school, one for friday, one for saturday and one for sunday."
Son: " and why are there six in this pack?"
Dad: "Well, that is for boys who go to university, two for friday, two for saturday and two for sunday."
Son: " and why are there twelve in this pack?"
Dad: " Well, that's for married men like me, one for january, one for february, one for..." graemlins/rofl.gif