For those greedy, non-washing hands people at work....

[Alanda Marquette from DiscoLadyLand]

M&M's
An old man and a young man work together in an office. The old man always has a jar of peanuts on his desk, and the young man really loves peanuts.
One day, while the old man is away from his desk, the young man yields to temptation and scarfs down over half of the contents of the jar. When the old man returns, the young man feels guilty and confesses to his crime.

"Don't worry, son. I never eat the peanuts anyway," the old man replies. "Since I lost my teeth, all I can do is gum chocolate off the M&M's."

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[Terri 447]

ewwww!!!

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WHY DO PEOPLE NOT WASH THEIR HANDS AFTER THEY USE THE BATHROOM? IT'S F*CKIN' DISGUSTING!!

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[Terri 447]

OOPS!

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[Discogoddess]

Speaking of gross habits at work, "whycome" there are hella chicks at my job who DO NOT shower/wash up after working out at the gym? Today, I was reminded of this yet again when a woman who had worked nearly as long and hard as me (30-45+ min. cardio and 20+ min. weight training) happily went into the locker room and got dressed without so much as a "ho bath" at the sink!

Yucky.

[Erika R.]

When I started going to clubs and would have to use the ladies room - I couldn't believe that women who try so hard to "Look Good" to catch a man could leave a bathroom so DISGUSTING!!! I don't care what men might say about the way guys leave stuff floating in the toilet or missing the urinals (sp), I would rather go to the men's room than to have to see shoyt that would make you throw up in the ladies room. I know I'm am not the only woman on this message board that feels this way!!!

I'll walk in and find soggy a$$ toilet paper wrapped around the toilet seat because someone before me didn't want to "catch" something on the toilet seat. So then what happens, no one wants to remove it because it's been "peeeeeeed on"!!!! And my favorite is after having to use the the "Funky Toilet" w/ "stuff floating" around in there - because some lazy beeootch didn't want to through away things that belong in the trash that's conveniently located in the stall "for that purpose" and not staring me in the face in th toilet - most of the ladies I would see rarely wash their hands, but start to fix their make up and hair and leave! I always have to "scrub" the hell out of my hands w/that cheap a$$ soap and take a paper towel and open the doors that the previous "nasty broad" left her nasty hands on!!!!

Just had to get that out....RELAX, RELEASE!!!

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[Terri 447]

Originally posted by Mrs. V-Rod:
When I started going to clubs and would have to use the ladies room - I couldn't believe that women who try so hard to "Look Good" to catch a man could leave a bathroom so DISGUSTING!!! I don't care what men might say about the way guys leave stuff floating in the toilet or missing the urinals (sp), I would rather go to the men's room than to have to see shoyt that would make you throw up in the ladies room. I know I'm am not the only woman on this message board that feels this way!!!

I'll walk in and find soggy a$$ toilet paper wrapped around the toilet seat because someone before me didn't want to "catch" something on the toilet seat. So then what happens, no one wants to remove it because it's been "peeeeeeed on"!!!! And my favorite is after having to use the the "Funky Toilet" w/ "stuff floating" around in there - because some lazy beeootch didn't want to through away things that belong in the trash that's conveniently located in the stall "for that purpose" and not staring me in the face in th toilet - most of the ladies I would see rarely wash their hands, but start to fix their make up and hair and leave! I always have to "scrub" the hell out of my hands w/that cheap a$$ soap and take a paper towel and open the doors that the previous "nasty broad" left her nasty hands on!!!!

Just had to get that out....RELAX, RELEASE!!! i feel you on this one, Mrs. V-rod!!! Girls are nasty especially if they are drunk. I saw this one girl (who obviously could not handle her liquor) get upset because there was this fat-ass line. DUHHH...there's ALWAYS a long ass line for the bathroom at clubs!!! Anywho, she said out loud "F*ck it...I gotta go" and pulled down her skirt and panties...propped her legs up and decided to urinate in the trash can!!

FILTHY BITCH!!

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[suenomartino]

its threads like this that make the DHP so special.

[Martin Red]

Originally posted by Terri 447:
ewwww!!!

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WHY DO PEOPLE NOT WASH THEIR HANDS AFTER THEY USE THE BATHROOM? IT'S F*CKIN' DISGUSTING!! Agreed, a place I worked, young chap - one of the fashion victims - dressed for work like it was a catwalk, anyway, heard this nasty sounds coming from the cubicle the guy was downloading some serious data if you like ;) , anyway - after he had finsished (the whole room stunk) he walked straight out of the cubicle and straight out the toilet and straight back to his desk, the thing is his desk was also used by others, phone/keyboard/mouse - NASTY !

A real popular guy with the ladies as well, I hope he washed his dick ! graemlins/puke.gif

[Martin Red]

One question, anyone been to India or would you have a problem with the difference in toilet procedures ?

[danny webb]

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Originally posted by Martin Red:
One question, anyone been to India or would you have a problem with the difference in toilet procedures ? I've never been there, but it is a country that I'd like to visit before I die. I could care less about toilet procedures.

[Monny JcIntosh]

Why do people always say "could care less" when they mean "couldn't care less"? Is it an American thing, like pronouncing "herb" and "basil" the wrong way?

[danny webb]

Originally posted by Jonny McIntosh:
Why do people always say "could care less" when they mean "couldn't care less"? Is it an American thing, like pronouncing "herb" and "basil" the wrong way? I cannot understand how someone could possible say the word herb wrong, how can that be done. Phonetic example please Jonny. I presume basil is pronounced bay-sil, in the states.

[Red D]

Originally posted by Jonny McIntosh:
Why do people always say "could care less" when they mean "couldn't care less"? Is it an American thing, like pronouncing "herb" and "basil" the wrong way? :D

RD

[Monny JcIntosh]

As in, "urb".

[CG63]

Originally posted by Jonny McIntosh:
As in, "urb". So you're saying Herb Martin is really Urb Martin? graemlins/rofl.gif graemlins/rofl.gif

I couldn't help it. LOL

[danny webb]

Riiiiiight, like the 'urge to urbal' graemlins/rofl.gif

[lola desire]

Originally posted by Terri 447:
ewwww!!!

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WHY DO PEOPLE NOT WASH THEIR HANDS AFTER THEY USE THE BATHROOM? IT'S F*CKIN' DISGUSTING!! even if you yourself are the cleanest person on the planet, a public bathroom is the antithesis of your clean ass. i feel like i must wash my hands even when i go in to check my hair. here are a couple of filthy points perhaps you haven't concidered:
</font> even if you kick-the-handle to flush the toilet, you will probably still turn around and touch the same latch to let yourself out of the stall that everyone else who has wiped their privates has touched.</font>
</font> the spigots for the faucet are nasty because no one has washed their hands yet when they touch them to turn the water on; so when you turn the water off after washing your hands, if you touch the spigots, you might as well just start all over.</font>
</font> the towel dispenser is probably nasty too from those folks who don't wash their hands properly.</font>
</font> on the way out of the restroom, if you've got to handle a door, this is THE MOST FILTHY part of the whole public bathroom experience--all them nasty assed people who DON'T wash thier hands used that door knob / handle to exit the bathroom.</font>
happy public bathrooming!

[Alanda Marquette from DiscoLadyLand]

Originally posted by lola desire:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Terri 447:
ewwww!!!

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WHY DO PEOPLE NOT WASH THEIR HANDS AFTER THEY USE THE BATHROOM? IT'S F*CKIN' DISGUSTING!! even if you yourself are the cleanest person on the planet, a public bathroom is the antithesis of your clean ass. i feel like i must wash my hands even when i go in to check my hair. here are a couple of filthy points perhaps you haven't concidered:
</font> even if you kick-the-handle to flush the toilet, you will probably still turn around and touch the same latch to let yourself out of the stall that everyone else who has wiped their privates has touched.</font>
</font> the spigots for the faucet are nasty because no one has washed their hands yet when they touch them to turn the water on; so when you turn the water off after washing your hands, if you touch the spigots, you might as well just start all over.</font>
</font> the towel dispenser is probably nasty too from those folks who don't wash their hands properly.</font>
</font> on the way out of the restroom, if you've got to handle a door, this is THE MOST FILTHY part of the whole public bathroom experience--all them nasty assed people who DON'T wash thier hands used that door knob / handle to exit the bathroom.</font>
happy public bathrooming! </font>[/QUOTE]It is funny you mentioned these things, I use tissue to get out of the stall, paper towel for the faucet and paper towel to get out of the bathroom. My mother taught me that, she was a freak for cleanliness. What is the term for people that are nuts for cleaning?

[Balactus]

ya'll need to chill on all this uber cleanliness all your doing is helping to create super potent strains of bacteria that nothing can kill.

i say stay dirty yO

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[Martin Red]

Originally posted by willdabeast:
ya'll need to chill on all this uber cleanliness all your doing is helping to create super potent strains of bacteria that nothing can kill.

i say stay dirty yO

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w So strains of killer bacteria are less likeley to hit India ?

No toilet paper
Use your hands
One tap

That's it

Thats why one hand to eat and greet
one hand for the sheiit

and in Saudi they chop of your eating hand if your caught stealing, urrrrm

shit shower and shave could go wrong if you been thiefing, graemlins/bolt.gif

[JMJ]

We've got a guy at work that sets up the toilet paper on the seat when he takes a dump...and rarely disposes of it. It's almost like he sets a "nest" up for himself, because the toilet paper is always arranged the same way: layer after layer placed on top of one another on top of the seat, and by the time he's done, it forms an almost perfect rectangle! He's gotten a little better at disposing this mess, because after "discovering" his work of art on many occasions, yet nobody admitting to it, I took a digital camera into the crime scene, photographed the evidence, and uploaded it to his computer as his desktop background! He still pisses on the floor though........JMJ graemlins/jpshakehead.gif

[lola desire]

Originally posted by willdabeast:
ya'll need to chill on all this uber cleanliness all your doing is helping to create super potent strains of bacteria that nothing can kill.

i say stay dirty yO

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w what actually creates the super-strains people not taking the full perscription of antibiotics and other related oopsies in germ management. anti-bacterial liquid soap is also questionable, but we know for sure that it also kills "good" bacteria, which isn't good. washing your hands with regularity ain't never hurt nobody, but it does help prevent some forms of communicable disease--like the common cold.