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Rodney Ransom

08-13-2003, 05:41 PM

If house were your girlfriend or boyfriend
how would treat him or her?????????
I would love honor , cherish, and respect house for the rest of my life.
DEATH DO US PART.

GrantB

08-13-2003, 06:06 PM

.......she would leave me for cheating on her ass! What can I say, she's become so boring and predictible.

edit: but I'll always love her graemlins/1luvu.gif

[ August 13, 2003, 07:07 PM: Message edited by: GrantB ]

Pete Nice

08-13-2003, 06:23 PM

well my jealousy would lead her to hook-up with a rave monkey named uk hardhouse. i would then go out with that trashy woman ms. bling-bling rap-a-lot. eventaully house and i would find our way back and start anew. it would be a very happy ending. thanks for asking.

Querck

08-13-2003, 06:26 PM

What do you mean "Were"? It already IS.

08-13-2003, 06:37 PM

I'd play her all night long like only a playa can. http://deephousepage.com/smilies/smokin.gif

08-13-2003, 07:41 PM

She is, and getting tossed up like a salad...

Austin/Dallas

08-13-2003, 08:03 PM

I would think about her daily and protect her from those that don't appreciate her.

I would only enjoy her around other that considered my taste and theirs compatible.

She would only get jacked on a need to jack basis

Everyone could listen but don't touch

I would share her though.. graemlins/grinyes.gif

alex zen

08-13-2003, 08:07 PM

she'd probably beat me.

And

08-14-2003, 07:58 AM

If House were my girlfriend?
I guess first off I'd want House to tell me how long I'd been a lesbian. graemlins/rofl.gif
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lyot

08-14-2003, 08:02 AM

i do not want a girlfriend anymore.. it sucks !

Drrtynewyork

08-14-2003, 08:03 AM

i'd tell house to close this thread

Martin Red

08-14-2003, 08:09 AM

I'de call her a slut.

08-14-2003, 08:16 AM

Because house is my girlfriend I listen to her when she speaks, I play with her ever chance I get, and finally there will always be a place in my heart for her.

drilla

08-14-2003, 08:33 AM

my girl hiphop would bust her ass for acting like a princess all the time.

Austin/Dallas

08-14-2003, 09:42 AM

Originally posted by matthew j:
my girl hiphop would bust her ass for acting like a princess all the time. Good one!!!

jsd540

08-14-2003, 11:12 AM

I would be be on some ole s&m Shit...

Who's house is this ?!? ...

You get the point. graemlins/grinyes.gif

mdpm99

08-14-2003, 11:26 AM

A house of cards, even when put together with crazy glue, scotchtape, barbed wire, string, pins and paper clips will fall apart when the wind blows.

Martin Red

08-14-2003, 12:14 PM

Would House get into a relationship ?
would it be a "girl"friend ?
or would he/she just **** anything that moved ?

slut slapper slag

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