mdpm99
08-10-2003, 10:11 AM
It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the son of a Mexican immigrant, entered forth grade.
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who said "Give me liberty of give me death?"
She saw a sea of blank faces except for Martinez, who had his hand up. "Patrick Henry, 1775."
"Very good. Who said 'Government of the people, by the people and for the people shall not perish from the earth?"
Again, no response except from Martinez: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863," said Martinez.
The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Martinez, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do."
She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Mexicans." "Who said that?" she demanded.
Martinez put his hand up. "Jim Bowie, 1836."
At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."
The teacher glared and asks, "All right! Now who said that?"
Again Martinez says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."
Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"
Martinez jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
Now with almost mob hysteria someone said, "You little shit. If you say anything else I'll kill you."
Martinez frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001."
The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh, shit, we're in BIG trouble."
Martinez said, "Saddam Hussein, 2003."
[ August 10, 2003, 11:44 AM: Message edited by: david mancuso ]
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who said "Give me liberty of give me death?"
She saw a sea of blank faces except for Martinez, who had his hand up. "Patrick Henry, 1775."
"Very good. Who said 'Government of the people, by the people and for the people shall not perish from the earth?"
Again, no response except from Martinez: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863," said Martinez.
The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Martinez, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do."
She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Mexicans." "Who said that?" she demanded.
Martinez put his hand up. "Jim Bowie, 1836."
At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."
The teacher glared and asks, "All right! Now who said that?"
Again Martinez says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."
Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"
Martinez jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
Now with almost mob hysteria someone said, "You little shit. If you say anything else I'll kill you."
Martinez frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001."
The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh, shit, we're in BIG trouble."
Martinez said, "Saddam Hussein, 2003."
[ August 10, 2003, 11:44 AM: Message edited by: david mancuso ]