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mdpm99
08-10-2003, 10:11 AM
It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the son of a Mexican immigrant, entered forth grade.

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who said "Give me liberty of give me death?"

She saw a sea of blank faces except for Martinez, who had his hand up. "Patrick Henry, 1775."

"Very good. Who said 'Government of the people, by the people and for the people shall not perish from the earth?"

Again, no response except from Martinez: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863," said Martinez.

The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Martinez, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do."

She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Mexicans." "Who said that?" she demanded.

Martinez put his hand up. "Jim Bowie, 1836."

At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."

The teacher glared and asks, "All right! Now who said that?"

Again Martinez says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."

Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"

Martinez jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"

Now with almost mob hysteria someone said, "You little shit. If you say anything else I'll kill you."

Martinez frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001."

The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh, shit, we're in BIG trouble."

Martinez said, "Saddam Hussein, 2003."

[ August 10, 2003, 11:44 AM: Message edited by: david mancuso ]

DJ Hutch
08-10-2003, 11:40 AM
I LIKE THAT DAVE KEEP IT UP THANKS

AD
08-10-2003, 11:43 AM
tee hee :D

mdpm99
08-10-2003, 11:48 AM
Thanks fellas....kind of thought it was a clever, educational, and a funny joke. I was rooting for Martinez all the way!

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flypitcher
08-10-2003, 02:46 PM
what if Chandra Levy was your daughter would you still crack this joke?

quentin2bott
08-10-2003, 03:11 PM
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mdpm99
08-12-2003, 06:39 AM
Originally posted by flypitcher:
what if Chandra Levy was your daughter would you still crack this joke? It a joke silly. Jokes are not meant to be taken seriously. Hello!

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Wild i
08-12-2003, 07:01 AM
Originally posted by flypitcher:
what if Chandra Levy was your daughter would you still crack this joke? Probably not, but she ain't and I'm not telling this particular joke to her family. I recommend you do the same.

flypitcher
08-12-2003, 01:45 PM
s o wild I you would not crack this "joke" what about you David Mancuso?

Hello Kitty
08-12-2003, 01:51 PM
Hahahaha! graemlins/rofl.gif Good one David!

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DLow
08-12-2003, 02:02 PM
Good one!!! graemlins/rofl.gif

(DJ Derrick, new to DHP.)

mdpm99
08-12-2003, 02:10 PM
Originally posted by flypitcher:
s o wild I you would not crack this "joke" what about you David Mancuso? Comon flypitcher.....toss us a good joke...were hungry for one....

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Ps

I haven't forgotten your "rain wish" -- we are wishing for the same for all of you in Europe.

[ August 12, 2003, 03:13 PM: Message edited by: david mancuso ]

flypitcher
08-12-2003, 02:35 PM
You still have'nt answered my question.

U
08-12-2003, 04:39 PM
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sammyrock
08-12-2003, 04:55 PM
Another post with the best wisdom love can buy..Peace. smile.gif

mdpm99
08-12-2003, 05:24 PM
Originally posted by flypitcher:
You still have'nt answered my question. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.

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DJ RON C
08-12-2003, 06:40 PM
Be careful, David-I hear George Bush Sr. lurks on this board. He might get mad and have his puppet, uh, ahem, son come to look for weapons of mass destruction at your house... graemlins/rofl.gif

Hide all your oil!

mdpm99
08-14-2003, 07:31 AM
Originally posted by flypitcher:
You still have'nt answered my question. http://www.shockhaber.com/zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.htm

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TAD
09-25-2003, 06:58 AM
Originally posted by flypitcher:
what if Chandra Levy was your daughter would you still crack this joke? i'm so glad to see you have a sensitive side :rolleyes:

TAD
09-25-2003, 06:59 AM
and persistent too