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der geile hund
10-06-2003, 05:56 AM
The poetry of W:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Oh my, lump in the bed
How I've missed you.
Roses are redder
Bluer am I
Seeing you kissed by that charming French guy.
The dogs and the cat, they missed you too
Barney's still mad you dropped him, he ate your shoe
The distance, my dear, has been such a barrier
Next time you want an adventure, just land on a carrier.

Link (http://edition.cnn.com/2003/ALLPOLITICS/10/03/bush.poem.ap/index.html)

ngeso
10-06-2003, 05:59 AM
Oh frettled gruntbuggly thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop I implore thee my foonting turlingdromes,
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglechruncheon, see if I don't!

:D

der geile hund
10-06-2003, 06:37 AM
Is that Richard Nixon?

ngeso
10-06-2003, 06:53 AM
that's Vogon poetry.

gabriel
10-06-2003, 07:30 AM
EL PRESIDENTE!!!!

SALUTE, BUSHE

PULITZER PRIZE TIME...WOOOO