PLEASE POST ALL PHYSICAL THREATS HERE!! [Archive]

JMJ

07-08-2003, 12:11 PM

Originally posted by WhyYouNeedToKnow:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JMJ:
Begin.......JMJ biggrinangel.gif I'm going to Choke the life out of you... graemlins/rofl.gif

I feel soo much better... graemlins/rofl.gif [/QUOTE]I might like that.....JMJ graemlins/remybussi.gif

SuzanneT

07-08-2003, 12:12 PM

Originally posted by JMJ:
Begin.......JMJ biggrinangel.gif You are SOOOO bad lol

http://deephousepage.com/smilies/spank2.gif

JMJ

07-08-2003, 12:13 PM

Originally posted by SuzanneT:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JMJ:
Begin.......JMJ biggrinangel.gif You are SOOOO bad lol

http://deephousepage.com/smilies/spank2.gif [/QUOTE]Please kiss it when you're done. Thanks.....JMJ graemlins/remybussi.gif

Koffy Brown

07-08-2003, 12:13 PM

The Donger

07-08-2003, 12:13 PM

Who wants to breakdance fight with me in the circle?

http://deephousepage.com/smilies/spinning.gif

Tempest

07-08-2003, 12:14 PM

Why u like all this violence? Ok fine I'll drop 30 bricks on your bare feet.

And

07-08-2003, 12:14 PM

"Friends, family ... lend me your ears."
http://www.royforemanboxing.com/images/fighters/tyson.jpg

JMJ

07-08-2003, 12:15 PM

Originally posted by The Donger:
Who wants to breakdance fight with me in the circle?

http://deephousepage.com/smilies/spinning.gif That's not a threat. Try again, and be specific....JMJ ;)

Martin Red

07-08-2003, 12:19 PM

Originally posted by The Donger:
Who wants to breakdance fight with me in the circle?

http://deephousepage.com/smilies/spinning.gif blue steel http://205.134.162.76/mp/2001_Zoolander/ben_stiller_zoolander_001.jpg

[ July 08, 2003, 01:28 PM: Message edited by: Martin Red ]

SuzanneT

07-08-2003, 12:19 PM

Originally posted by JMJ:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by SuzanneT:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JMJ:
Begin.......JMJ biggrinangel.gif You are SOOOO bad lol

http://deephousepage.com/smilies/spank2.gif [/QUOTE]Please kiss it when you're done. Thanks.....JMJ graemlins/remybussi.gif [/QUOTE]Oh alriiight
http://deephousepage.com/smilies/kissass.gif

JMJ

07-08-2003, 12:21 PM

Originally posted by SuzanneT:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JMJ:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by SuzanneT:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JMJ:
Begin.......JMJ biggrinangel.gif You are SOOOO bad lol

http://deephousepage.com/smilies/spank2.gif [/QUOTE]Please kiss it when you're done. Thanks.....JMJ graemlins/remybussi.gif [/QUOTE]Oh alriiight
http://deephousepage.com/smilies/kissass.gif [/QUOTE]Thank you.....JMJ graemlins/remybussi.gif

'Magic' Juan

07-08-2003, 12:22 PM

Quite possibly the best (and funniest) threat put on record:

Yeahhh, torture mother****er what?
(Torture nigga what?)
What?
I'll ****in
I'll ****in tie you to a ****in bedpost
with your ass cheeks spread out and shit
Right?
Put a hanger on a ****in stove and let that shit sit there
for like a half hour
Take it off and stick it in your ass slow like
Tssssssss

Yeah, I'll ****in
Yeah I'll ****in lay your nuts on a ****in dresser
Just your nuts layin on a ****in dresser
And bang them shits with a spiked ****in bat
Ooooohhhh
Whassup? BLAOWWW!!

I'll ****in
I'll ****in pull your ****in tongue out your ****in mouth
and stab the shit with a rusty screwdriver, BLAOWW!!
I'll ****in

I'll ****in
I'll ****in hang you by your ****in dick
off a ****in twelve sto-story building out this mother****er

I'll ****in
I'll ****in
sew your asshole closed, and keep feedin you
and feedin you, and feedin you, and feedin you

magic_juan :D

JMJ

07-08-2003, 12:22 PM

Originally posted by Martin Red:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by The Donger:
Who wants to breakdance fight with me in the circle?

http://deephousepage.com/smilies/spinning.gif blue steel http://movieweb.com/movie/zoolander/co1.jpg [/QUOTE]Not a threat. Play by the rules.....JMJ graemlins/cool_shades.gif

Fletch

07-08-2003, 12:23 PM

My moms used to say this, believe it or not:

I'm a kick ya asshole!

And

07-08-2003, 12:23 PM

Hahaha @ Martin ...
I saw that movie in Chicago for the first time last year. Hilarious! icon_rofl.gif
Oh ... and Willy's Wonder bud probably had a little to do with it too. ;)

Koffy Brown

07-08-2003, 12:25 PM

Originally posted by Magic Juan:
Quite possibly the best (and funniest) threat put on record:

Yeahhh, torture mother****er what?
(Torture nigga what?)
What?
I'll ****in
I'll ****in tie you to a ****in bedpost
with your ass cheeks spread out and shit
Right?
Put a hanger on a ****in stove and let that shit sit there
for like a half hour
Take it off and stick it in your ass slow like
Tssssssss

Yeah, I'll ****in
Yeah I'll ****in lay your nuts on a ****in dresser
Just your nuts layin on a ****in dresser
And bang them shits with a spiked ****in bat
Ooooohhhh
Whassup? BLAOWWW!!

I'll ****in
I'll ****in pull your ****in tongue out your ****in mouth
and stab the shit with a rusty screwdriver, BLAOWW!!
I'll ****in

I'll ****in
I'll ****in hang you by your ****in dick
off a ****in twelve sto-story building out this mother****er

I'll ****in
I'll ****in
sew your asshole closed, and keep feedin you
and feedin you, and feedin you, and feedin you

magic_juan :D :eek: graemlins/scared.gif

Is this really a song???????????

JMJ

07-08-2003, 12:26 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by 6 23:
Hahaha @ Martin ...
I saw that movie in Chicago for the first time last year. Hilarious! icon_rofl.gif
Oh ... and Willy's Wonder bud probably had a little to do with it too. ;) [/QUOTE/) Oops, I got so pissed, I double posted....JMJ ;)

[ July 08, 2003, 01:31 PM: Message edited by: JMJ ]

JMJ

07-08-2003, 12:29 PM

Originally posted by 6 23:
Hahaha @ Martin ...
I saw that movie in Chicago for the first time last year. Hilarious! icon_rofl.gif
Oh ... and Willy's Wonder bud probably had a little to do with it too. ;) Did you forget something?? This isn't phucking Ebert & Roeper at the movies. NOW THREATEN SOMEBODY, DAMMIT!!.....JMJ AR15firing.gif

KragShot

07-08-2003, 12:29 PM

Originally posted by WhyYouNeedToKnow:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Magic Juan:
Quite possibly the best (and funniest) threat put on record:

Yeahhh, torture mother****er what?
(Torture nigga what?)
What?
I'll ****in
I'll ****in tie you to a ****in bedpost
with your ass cheeks spread out and shit
Right?
Put a hanger on a ****in stove and let that shit sit there
for like a half hour
Take it off and stick it in your ass slow like
Tssssssss

Yeah, I'll ****in
Yeah I'll ****in lay your nuts on a ****in dresser
Just your nuts layin on a ****in dresser
And bang them shits with a spiked ****in bat
Ooooohhhh
Whassup? BLAOWWW!!

I'll ****in
I'll ****in pull your ****in tongue out your ****in mouth
and stab the shit with a rusty screwdriver, BLAOWW!!
I'll ****in

I'll ****in
I'll ****in hang you by your ****in dick
off a ****in twelve sto-story building out this mother****er

I'll ****in
I'll ****in
sew your asshole closed, and keep feedin you
and feedin you, and feedin you, and feedin you

magic_juan :D :eek: graemlins/scared.gif

Is this really a song??????????? [/QUOTE]Yup. It's off the first WuTang Clan album, "Enter The 36 Chambers" (big hit, Da Mystery of Chessboxin'")

KragShot
...who is so damn sorry that he missed last weekend's cookout/gathering....

kev

07-08-2003, 12:31 PM

Originally posted by Magic Juan:
Quite possibly the best (and funniest) threat put on record:Wow. So profound. What the hell song is this? I can't stop laughing!

He said stick in your ass like TSSSSSSSSSSSS!

JMJ

07-08-2003, 12:33 PM

Originally posted by KragShot:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by WhyYouNeedToKnow:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Magic Juan:
Quite possibly the best (and funniest) threat put on record:

Yeahhh, torture mother****er what?
(Torture nigga what?)
What?
I'll ****in
I'll ****in tie you to a ****in bedpost
with your ass cheeks spread out and shit
Right?
Put a hanger on a ****in stove and let that shit sit there
for like a half hour
Take it off and stick it in your ass slow like
Tssssssss

Yeah, I'll ****in
Yeah I'll ****in lay your nuts on a ****in dresser
Just your nuts layin on a ****in dresser
And bang them shits with a spiked ****in bat
Ooooohhhh
Whassup? BLAOWWW!!

I'll ****in
I'll ****in pull your ****in tongue out your ****in mouth
and stab the shit with a rusty screwdriver, BLAOWW!!
I'll ****in

I'll ****in
I'll ****in hang you by your ****in dick
off a ****in twelve sto-story building out this mother****er

I'll ****in
I'll ****in
sew your asshole closed, and keep feedin you
and feedin you, and feedin you, and feedin you

magic_juan :D :eek: graemlins/scared.gif

Is this really a song??????????? [/QUOTE]Yup. It's off the first WuTang Clan album, "Enter The 36 Chambers" (big hit, Da Mystery of Chessboxin'")

KragShot
...who is so damn sorry that he missed last weekend's cookout/gathering.... [/QUOTE]Thanks for the MTV NEWS update, Beryl. PHYSICAL THREAT PLEASE??? And mean it.......JMJ

Martin Red

07-08-2003, 12:34 PM

I'm going to drip water on your forhead for about a week, then I may burn your hair with a blow torch until you look like you was with MJ is that Pepsi ad. The idea may arise to cover your face in paper cuts, then pour over some lemon jiuce and vinegar, season with some sea salt. Then I shall be mostly tie you to a table, warm a steel bucket and place on your stomach, add one rat into thye buctet, leave until the rat has to get out the only way.
graemlins/tongueout.gif uuurrrghhhh

oh, and i'll punch you on the nose, and get the Hulk on ya.

It's uses more calories to graemlins/bighug.gif let's slim.

[ July 08, 2003, 01:37 PM: Message edited by: Martin Red ]

mdpm99

07-08-2003, 02:28 PM

Just as the doors were closing with a completely full elevator at ground level heading for the 86th floor of the Empire State building. I unintentionally expelled a silent and very pungent fart which embraced a very captive and quite audience in teary eyes.

PS. Something poetic and therapeutic about the whole experience I must say. Perhaps worth two years of anger management consultation.

JMJ

07-08-2003, 02:36 PM

Originally posted by david mancuso:
Just as the doors were closing with a completely full elevator at ground level heading for the 86th floor of the Empire State building. I unintentionally expelled a silent and very pungent fart which embraced a very captive and quite audience in teary eyes.

PS. Something poetic and therapeutic about the whole experience I must say. Perhaps worth two years of anger management consultation. Silent but deadly!! You're an assassin, David!......JMJ graemlins/rofl.gif

alex zen

07-08-2003, 02:39 PM

" 'cause you're a loudmouth, baby. i'm gonna beat you up" - Joey Ramone.

[ July 08, 2003, 03:39 PM: Message edited by: alexander james zen ]

Ronnie Ron

07-08-2003, 02:40 PM

JMJ

07-08-2003, 02:41 PM

Originally posted by RonnieRon:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by SuzanneT:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JMJ:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by SuzanneT:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JMJ:
Begin.......JMJ biggrinangel.gif You are SOOOO bad lol

http://deephousepage.com/smilies/spank2.gif [/QUOTE]Please kiss it when you're done. Thanks.....JMJ graemlins/remybussi.gif [/QUOTE]Oh alriiight
http://deephousepage.com/smilies/kissass.gif [/QUOTE]JMJ you get all the girlz...... AR15firing.gif graemlins/spanka.gif graemlins/acclaim.gif [/QUOTE]Strong pimp hand, my friend.....JMJ ;)

SuzanneT

07-08-2003, 02:42 PM

Don't be jealous Ron, You know youre still numero uno graemlins/remybussi.gif

Ronnie Ron

07-08-2003, 02:44 PM

Originally posted by SuzanneT:
Don't be jealous Ron, You know youre still numero uno graemlins/remybussi.gif http://deephousepage.com/smilies/mwink.gif

graemlins/1luvu.gif graemlins/respekt.gif

JMJ

07-08-2003, 02:46 PM

Originally posted by SuzanneT:
Don't be jealous Ron, You know youre still numero uno graemlins/remybussi.gif Where's the physical threat?? Something like:
Don't be jealous, girly-man!! If I catch you sniveling again, I'll crack your head open and shit down your neck!! Love, Suzanne graemlins/remybussi.gif

Simple yet effective.....JMJ biggrinangel.gif

NEXT!!!!!!

Ronnie Ron

07-08-2003, 03:09 PM

Originally posted by JMJ:
Where's the physical threat?? Something like:
Don't be jealous, girly-man!!

Simple yet effective.....JMJ biggrinangel.gif

NEXT!!!!!! [/QB]Bwah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! graemlins/rofl.gif graemlins/rofl.gif Crazy ass....

R-R

SuzanneT

07-08-2003, 03:12 PM

Originally posted by JMJ:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by SuzanneT:
Don't be jealous Ron, You know youre still numero uno graemlins/remybussi.gif Where's the physical threat?? Something like:
Don't be jealous, girly-man!! If I catch you sniveling again, I'll crack your head open and shit down your neck!! Love, Suzanne graemlins/remybussi.gif

Simple yet effective.....JMJ biggrinangel.gif

NEXT!!!!!! [/QUOTE]graemlins/jpshakehead.gif Oh NO NO NO! not me, I could never say that to Ron, he's an ex-marine, you KNOW theyre crazy! There's just certain sh*t you don't say to them. icon_rofl.gif

And

07-08-2003, 03:34 PM

Originally posted by JMJ:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by 6 23:
Hahaha @ Martin ...
I saw that movie in Chicago for the first time last year. Hilarious! icon_rofl.gif
Oh ... and Willy's Wonder bud probably had a little to do with it too. ;) Did you forget something?? This isn't phucking Ebert & Roeper at the movies. NOW THREATEN SOMEBODY, DAMMIT!!.....JMJ AR15firing.gif [/QUOTE]Oh I see how it is Jam Master NoJackin ... :D
How about ... if you don't see to it that more mixes make it to my mail box soon, I'll jack your next thread from page 1 end at page 18 and call it The JMJ Filibustyerass http://futurepet.com/custtalk.gif

Ronnie Ron

07-08-2003, 03:35 PM

Originally posted by 6 23:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JMJ:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by 6 23:
Hahaha @ Martin ...
I saw that movie in Chicago for the first time last year. Hilarious! icon_rofl.gif
Oh ... and Willy's Wonder bud probably had a little to do with it too. ;) Did you forget something?? This isn't phucking Ebert & Roeper at the movies. NOW THREATEN SOMEBODY, DAMMIT!!.....JMJ AR15firing.gif [/QUOTE]Oh I see how it is Jam Master NoJackin ... :D
How about ... if you don't see to it that more mixes make it to my mail box soon, I'll jack your next thread from page 1 end at page 18 and call it The JMJ Filibustyerass http://futurepet.com/custtalk.gif [/QUOTE]In an effort to try and take you from him ill send you some mixes PM me..... ha ha ha ha ha

Hey JMJ AR15firing.gif AR15firing.gif biggrinangel.gif

Erika R.

07-08-2003, 04:05 PM

http://deephousepage.com/smilies/fight.gif

http://deephousepage.com/smilies/bricks1.gif

http://deephousepage.com/smilies/chair1.gif

http://deephousepage.com/smilies/squish.gif

And

07-08-2003, 04:20 PM

Originally posted by RonnieRon:
In an effort to try and take you from him ill send you some mixes PM me..... ha ha ha ha ha
Hey JMJ AR15firing.gif AR15firing.gif biggrinangel.gif Excellent! RonnieRon graemlins/bighug.gif
Now JMJ - Good work getting Mr. RR here ... Back to work! More! More! More! I say. graemlins/rofl.gif
;)

JMJ

07-08-2003, 05:07 PM

Originally posted by 6 23:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by RonnieRon:
In an effort to try and take you from him ill send you some mixes PM me..... ha ha ha ha ha
Hey JMJ AR15firing.gif AR15firing.gif biggrinangel.gif Excellent! RonnieRon graemlins/bighug.gif
Now JMJ - Good work getting Mr. RR here ... Back to work! More! More! More! I say. graemlins/rofl.gif
;) [/QUOTE]Jedi Mind Trick......JMJ ;)

So easy a protic can do it (QUAD)

07-08-2003, 05:39 PM

I'M GONNA MAKE SURE EVERYONE HERE HAVE THEIR "UVULA" TODAY!! IN CHERRY AND GRAPE-GRAVY FLAVORS!!! pronounced "yoo-vee-yoo-lah"

:eek: :eek: :eek: graemlins/puke.gif graemlins/puke.gif :D :D

07-08-2003, 06:29 PM

Die, ass-muncher, die!!! AR15firing.gif AR15firing.gif AR15firing.gif

Ok, I feel better now. Time for me to move on out and jack a few more threads.... http://deephousepage.com/smilies/walksmil.gif

And

07-08-2003, 06:34 PM

Originally posted by Albert Diaz:
Time for me to move on out and jack a few more threads.... http://deephousepage.com/smilies/walksmil.gif YAY! - He's back! graemlins/OLA.gif

JMJ

07-08-2003, 06:53 PM

Originally posted by 6 23:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Albert Diaz:
Time for me to move on out and jack a few more threads.... http://deephousepage.com/smilies/walksmil.gif YAY! - He's back! graemlins/OLA.gif [/QUOTE]Stop the cheerleading. This is a serious topic.....JMJ AR15firing.gif

And

07-08-2003, 07:16 PM

Originally posted by JMJ:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by 6 23:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Albert Diaz:
Time for me to move on out and jack a few more threads.... http://deephousepage.com/smilies/walksmil.gif YAY! - He's back! graemlins/OLA.gif [/QUOTE]Stop the cheerleading. This is a serious topic.....JMJ AR15firing.gif [/QUOTE]Who's gonna make me? You? How do you figure you'll be able to talk after I ram a few of my cheerleading pom poms down your throat?
Open wide ... Here comes the first one now sucka: http://www.teamcheer.com/departments/pompons/finger-pom.jpg ( icon_rofl.gif

How was that? Threatening enough? .. I hope so. graemlins/acclaim.gif

Alanda Marquette from DiscoLadyLand

07-08-2003, 08:10 PM

I am going to tie you to a chair, dress you in one of my housecoats you took from me, blind fold you and tell jokes out of that jokebook for 48 hours non-stop. How about that for a physical threat? graemlins/spanka.gif

JMJ

07-08-2003, 10:02 PM

Originally posted by DiscoLady:
I am going to tie you to a chair, dress you in one of my housecoats you took from me, blind fold you and tell jokes out of that jokebook for 48 hours non-stop. How about that for a physical threat? graemlins/spanka.gif At least I'll be blind-folded.....JMJ graemlins/tongueout.gif

Mah'chew

07-08-2003, 10:07 PM

Comfy licka shot bumberclart AR15firing.gif

Coz, gun man come back me up round the corner AR15firing.gif
*the distant sound of speed garage coming from an XR2 belonging to the Langley Massive* AR15firing.gif AR15firing.gif

And

07-08-2003, 10:11 PM

Originally posted by JMJ:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by DiscoLady:
I am going to tie you to a chair, dress you in one of my housecoats you took from me, blind fold you and tell jokes out of that jokebook for 48 hours non-stop. How about that for a physical threat? graemlins/spanka.gif At least I'll be blind-folded.....JMJ graemlins/tongueout.gif [/QUOTE]We'll need you restate that in the form of a threat - Or else! http://deephousepage.com/smilies/spank2.gif

JMJ

07-08-2003, 10:19 PM

Originally posted by 6 23:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JMJ:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by DiscoLady:
I am going to tie you to a chair, dress you in one of my housecoats you took from me, blind fold you and tell jokes out of that jokebook for 48 hours non-stop. How about that for a physical threat? graemlins/spanka.gif At least I'll be blind-folded.....JMJ graemlins/tongueout.gif [/QUOTE]We'll need you restate that in the form of a threat - Or else! http://deephousepage.com/smilies/spank2.gif [/QUOTE]I refuse to physically threaten pregnant women. Now you on the other hand: Threaten me again and I'll beat you with your own arm!!......JMJ AR15firing.gif

07-08-2003, 10:30 PM

Originally posted by JMJ:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by 6 23:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Albert Diaz:
Time for me to move on out and jack a few more threads.... http://deephousepage.com/smilies/walksmil.gif YAY! - He's back! graemlins/OLA.gif [/QUOTE]Stop the cheerleading. This is a serious topic.....JMJ AR15firing.gif [/QUOTE]Please respect my fans or you shall suffer the loss of one of your Amish compadres. graemlins/cool_shades.gif

JMJ

07-08-2003, 10:36 PM

Originally posted by Albert Diaz:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JMJ:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by 6 23:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Albert Diaz:
Time for me to move on out and jack a few more threads.... http://deephousepage.com/smilies/walksmil.gif YAY! - He's back! graemlins/OLA.gif [/QUOTE]Stop the cheerleading. This is a serious topic.....JMJ AR15firing.gif [/QUOTE]Please respect my fans or you shall suffer the loss of one of your Amish compadres. graemlins/cool_shades.gif [/QUOTE]I will dedicate my next bowel movement to you. I need your mailing address....JMJ mad1.gif

07-08-2003, 10:48 PM

Originally posted by JMJ:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Albert Diaz:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JMJ:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by 6 23:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Albert Diaz:
Time for me to move on out and jack a few more threads.... http://deephousepage.com/smilies/walksmil.gif YAY! - He's back! graemlins/OLA.gif [/QUOTE]Stop the cheerleading. This is a serious topic.....JMJ AR15firing.gif [/QUOTE]Please respect my fans or you shall suffer the loss of one of your Amish compadres. graemlins/cool_shades.gif [/QUOTE]I will dedicate my next bowel movement to you. I need your mailing address....JMJ mad1.gif [/QUOTE]That's it! Expect rotten goat milk on your doorstep in the morning. graemlins/cool_shades.gif

sammyrock

07-08-2003, 10:50 PM

Ok Ill play along.......Do u know where the party is at?? In your mouth and everybodys cumming... :D ;)

JMJ

07-08-2003, 10:52 PM

Originally posted by Albert Diaz:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JMJ:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Albert Diaz:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JMJ:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by 6 23:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Albert Diaz:
Time for me to move on out and jack a few more threads.... http://deephousepage.com/smilies/walksmil.gif YAY! - He's back! graemlins/OLA.gif [/QUOTE]Stop the cheerleading. This is a serious topic.....JMJ AR15firing.gif [/QUOTE]Please respect my fans or you shall suffer the loss of one of your Amish compadres. graemlins/cool_shades.gif [/QUOTE]I will dedicate my next bowel movement to you. I need your mailing address....JMJ mad1.gif [/QUOTE]That's it! Expect rotten goat milk on your doorstep in the morning. graemlins/cool_shades.gif [/QUOTE]Be gentle with the goat this time.....JMJ ;)

JMJ

07-08-2003, 10:53 PM

Originally posted by sammyrock:
Ok Ill play along.......Do u know where the party is at?? In your mouth and everybodys cumming... :D ;) Not a physical threat, Sammy. Try again.....JMJ graemlins/jpshakehead.gif

And

07-08-2003, 11:03 PM

Originally posted by JMJ:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by sammyrock:
Ok Ill play along.......Do u know where the party is at?? In your mouth and everybodys cumming... :D ;) Not a physical threat, Sammy. Try again.....JMJ graemlins/jpshakehead.gif [/QUOTE]How about if he directs the cumming party to your mouth? Does that qualify as a physical threat? graemlins/cool_shades.gif

JMJ

07-08-2003, 11:07 PM

Originally posted by 6 23:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JMJ:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by sammyrock:
Ok Ill play along.......Do u know where the party is at?? In your mouth and everybodys cumming... :D ;) Not a physical threat, Sammy. Try again.....JMJ graemlins/jpshakehead.gif [/QUOTE]How about if he directs the cumming party to your mouth? Does that qualify as a physical threat? graemlins/cool_shades.gif [/QUOTE]That's not nice. You're beginning to sound like Albert, which is even worse. Please control yourself......JMJ mad1.gif

07-08-2003, 11:13 PM

Originally posted by JMJ:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by 6 23:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JMJ:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by sammyrock:
Ok Ill play along.......Do u know where the party is at?? In your mouth and everybodys cumming... :D ;) Not a physical threat, Sammy. Try again.....JMJ graemlins/jpshakehead.gif [/QUOTE]How about if he directs the cumming party to your mouth? Does that qualify as a physical threat? graemlins/cool_shades.gif [/QUOTE]That's not nice. You're beginning to sound like Albert, which is even worse. Please control yourself......JMJ mad1.gif [/QUOTE]Say Ahhhhhhhh! graemlins/rofl.gif

07-08-2003, 11:15 PM

Originally posted by JMJ:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Albert Diaz:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JMJ:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Albert Diaz:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JMJ:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by 6 23:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Albert Diaz:
Time for me to move on out and jack a few more threads.... http://deephousepage.com/smilies/walksmil.gif YAY! - He's back! graemlins/OLA.gif [/QUOTE]Stop the cheerleading. This is a serious topic.....JMJ AR15firing.gif [/QUOTE]Please respect my fans or you shall suffer the loss of one of your Amish compadres. graemlins/cool_shades.gif [/QUOTE]I will dedicate my next bowel movement to you. I need your mailing address....JMJ mad1.gif [/QUOTE]That's it! Expect rotten goat milk on your doorstep in the morning. graemlins/cool_shades.gif [/QUOTE]Be gentle with the goat this time.....JMJ ;) [/QUOTE]Did the goat complain? Dammit! I knew I was being a little rough churning that goat's milk. graemlins/cool_shades.gif

JMJ

07-08-2003, 11:19 PM

Originally posted by Albert Diaz:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JMJ:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by 6 23:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JMJ:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by sammyrock:
Ok Ill play along.......Do u know where the party is at?? In your mouth and everybodys cumming... :D ;) Not a physical threat, Sammy. Try again.....JMJ graemlins/jpshakehead.gif [/QUOTE]How about if he directs the cumming party to your mouth? Does that qualify as a physical threat? graemlins/cool_shades.gif [/QUOTE]That's not nice. You're beginning to sound like Albert, which is even worse. Please control yourself......JMJ mad1.gif [/QUOTE]Say Ahhhhhhhh! graemlins/rofl.gif [/QUOTE]Was it that easy for YOU?? Stop ruining my thread.....JMJ AR15firing.gif

And

07-08-2003, 11:21 PM

Originally posted by JMJ:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by 6 23:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JMJ:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by sammyrock:
Ok Ill play along.......Do u know where the party is at?? In your mouth and everybodys cumming... :D ;) Not a physical threat, Sammy. Try again.....JMJ graemlins/jpshakehead.gif [/QUOTE]How about if he directs the cumming party to your mouth? Does that qualify as a physical threat? graemlins/cool_shades.gif [/QUOTE]That's not nice. You're beginning to sound like Albert, which is even worse. Please control yourself......JMJ mad1.gif [/QUOTE]Not nice as in good threat? biggrinangel.gif

JMJ

07-08-2003, 11:25 PM

Originally posted by 6 23:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JMJ:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by 6 23:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JMJ:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by sammyrock:
Ok Ill play along.......Do u know where the party is at?? In your mouth and everybodys cumming... :D ;) Not a physical threat, Sammy. Try again.....JMJ graemlins/jpshakehead.gif [/QUOTE]How about if he directs the cumming party to your mouth? Does that qualify as a physical threat? graemlins/cool_shades.gif [/QUOTE]That's not nice. You're beginning to sound like Albert, which is even worse. Please control yourself......JMJ mad1.gif [/QUOTE]Not nice as in good threat? biggrinangel.gif [/QUOTE]NO! The Albert influence is not attractive. I have spoken......JMJ graemlins/jpshakehead.gif

BHouse

07-08-2003, 11:26 PM

If he wanted some lip, I'm sure all he needed to do was unzip his pants?!?

07-08-2003, 11:30 PM

Originally posted by JMJ:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by 6 23:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JMJ:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by 6 23:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JMJ:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by sammyrock:
Ok Ill play along.......Do u know where the party is at?? In your mouth and everybodys cumming... :D ;) Not a physical threat, Sammy. Try again.....JMJ graemlins/jpshakehead.gif [/QUOTE]How about if he directs the cumming party to your mouth? Does that qualify as a physical threat? graemlins/cool_shades.gif [/QUOTE]That's not nice. You're beginning to sound like Albert, which is even worse. Please control yourself......JMJ mad1.gif [/QUOTE]Not nice as in good threat? biggrinangel.gif [/QUOTE]NO! The Albert influence is not attractive. I have spoken......JMJ graemlins/jpshakehead.gif [/QUOTE]Quite the contrary, my man. The Albert influence is quite attractive to young bucks such as our junior members. Please let them experience in the glory known as "Albertism." Thank you for your cooperation. graemlins/cool_shades.gif

[ July 09, 2003, 12:31 AM: Message edited by: Albert Diaz ]

07-08-2003, 11:32 PM

Originally posted by JMJ:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Albert Diaz:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JMJ:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by 6 23:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JMJ:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by sammyrock:
Ok Ill play along.......Do u know where the party is at?? In your mouth and everybodys cumming... :D ;) Not a physical threat, Sammy. Try again.....JMJ graemlins/jpshakehead.gif [/QUOTE]How about if he directs the cumming party to your mouth? Does that qualify as a physical threat? graemlins/cool_shades.gif [/QUOTE]That's not nice. You're beginning to sound like Albert, which is even worse. Please control yourself......JMJ mad1.gif [/QUOTE]Say Ahhhhhhhh! graemlins/rofl.gif [/QUOTE]Was it that easy for YOU?? Stop ruining my thread.....JMJ AR15firing.gif [/QUOTE]Looks who's talkin'. Post-whore! graemlins/tongueout.gif

JMJ

07-08-2003, 11:32 PM

Originally posted by BHouse:
If he wanted some lip, I'm sure all he needed to do was unzip his pants?!? Unfunny, and not a physical threat. Try again, junior.....JMJ AR15firing.gif

Mah'chew

07-08-2003, 11:45 PM

You're all on my valentine's list
http://picserver.proserve.nl/getpicture.php?id=192092&check=a67d

HA!

alex zen

07-08-2003, 11:54 PM

don't you guys ever sleep?

And

07-08-2003, 11:55 PM

Originally posted by JMJ:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by BHouse:
If he wanted some lip, I'm sure all he needed to do was unzip his pants?!? Unfunny, and not a physical threat. Try again, junior.....JMJ AR15firing.gif [/QUOTE]Hahahaha ... Not a threat .. dirty ... crude .. not a threat ..
How about ... unzipping the pants only to have a pair of chicken lips? http://www.shameway.com/images/120debeak.jpg
There's a threat in there somewhere right? graemlins/grinyes.gif

07-09-2003, 12:04 AM

Originally posted by alexander james zen:
don't you guys ever sleep? No, we have to monitor the site to keep the junior and regular members such as yourself under control. Now go back to bed, young buck, you're having a bad dream. graemlins/cool_shades.gif

07-09-2003, 12:06 AM

Originally posted by BHouse:
If he wanted some lip, I'm sure all he needed to do was unzip his pants?!? Did you say something? I'm sorry, but I'm immune to junior members. Speak up when you're out of them diapers, youngin'. http://deephousepage.com/smilies/smokin.gif

[ July 09, 2003, 01:07 AM: Message edited by: Albert Diaz ]

BHouse

07-09-2003, 12:12 AM

I've called unfunny before, but never - I say never a "JUNIOR MEMBER!!!"

And

07-09-2003, 12:15 AM

Originally posted by BHouse:
I've called unfunny before, but never - I say never a "JUNIOR MEMBER!!!" icon_rofl.gif

*disclaimer* - Many question my sense of humour ... graemlins/rofl.gif

DJ Hutch

07-09-2003, 12:19 AM

i feel like punching somebody out from nyc.
who can that be???

BHouse

07-09-2003, 12:23 AM

It's late pops...Whatchu still doin' up?

the crackhouse

07-09-2003, 02:23 AM

Hey JMJ, I don't really understand your foreign language, so I will TRY to be "Physical".

Here I come
http://www.umich.edu/~shotokan/pics/karate-guy.gif

Here you go http://perso.wanadoo.fr/philippe.torcatis/images/frites.JPG

[ July 09, 2003, 07:24 AM: Message edited by: idancetoomuch ]

Pacific Mall Rat

07-09-2003, 02:35 AM

ok here is my threat.

I'M GONNA GET YOU FLINSTONE!!!!!!!!!!!

Martin Red

07-09-2003, 02:41 AM

..Bollocks nailing to a table, anyone ?
graemlins/scared.gif

the crackhouse

07-09-2003, 03:03 AM

The simpsons : all prank call from Bart to Moe (http://www.snpp.com/guides/moe_calls.html)

JMJ

07-09-2003, 05:23 AM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by idancetoomuch:
[QB] Hey JMJ, I don't really understand your foreign language, so I will TRY to be "Physical".

Here I come
http://www.umich.edu/~shotokan/pics/karate-guy.gif

PLEASE REMOVE THE DOG PICTURE! THAT'S PHUCKED UP! I"M PHUCKING SERIOUS!......JMJ mad1.gif mad1.gif mad1.gif graemlins/cussing.gif graemlins/cussing.gif graemlins/cussing.gif

the crackhouse

07-09-2003, 06:05 AM

satisfied JMJ ?

JMJ

07-09-2003, 06:07 AM

Originally posted by idancetoomuch:
satisfied JMJ ? No! Remove the dog! It's not funny.....JMJ mad1.gif

the crackhouse

07-09-2003, 06:11 AM

what's the problem with this dog?

Martin Red

07-09-2003, 06:14 AM

Originally posted by idancetoomuch:
what's the problem with this dog? It's a fox isn't it ?

The dog is the one with the throat cancer growth

graemlins/conf44.gif

JMJ

07-09-2003, 06:15 AM

Originally posted by idancetoomuch:
what's the problem with this dog? It's got a tumor or something. The one before that was beaten to death. Do you hate dogs, or just animals in general?? It's not funny, nor does it fit the topic. That's really phucked up......JMJ graemlins/jpshakehead.gif

[ July 09, 2003, 07:16 AM: Message edited by: JMJ ]

JMJ

07-09-2003, 06:17 AM

Originally posted by Martin Red:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by idancetoomuch:
what's the problem with this dog? It's a fox isn't it ?

The dog is the one with the throat cancer growth

graemlins/conf44.gif [/QUOTE]Is throat cancer funny?? Leave animals out of it.......JMJ mad1.gif

07-09-2003, 06:23 AM

That's messed up guys. graemlins/jpshakehead.gif When my dog died it was like losing a family member and he died of cancer. Yes dogs DO get cancer and it's NOT funny. He saved my ass from a lot of situations that could have been real bad for me and I'm thankful that I had a dog to protect and warn me of dangers that I otherwise would have been oblivious to.

Martin Red

07-09-2003, 06:27 AM

Originally posted by JMJ:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Martin Red:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by idancetoomuch:
what's the problem with this dog? It's a fox isn't it ?

The dog is the one with the throat cancer growth

graemlins/conf44.gif [/QUOTE]Is throat cancer funny?? Leave animals out of it.......JMJ mad1.gif [/QUOTE]I didn't say it was, I just pointed out the Animals sickness. graemlins/conf44.gif

Looks like JMJ isn't going to Korea ;) .

the crackhouse

07-09-2003, 06:34 AM

....ok ?....

JMJ

07-09-2003, 06:48 AM

Originally posted by idancetoomuch:
....ok ?.... What is that, and what is wrong with you??......JMJ graemlins/stupid.gif

Alanda Marquette from DiscoLadyLand

07-09-2003, 07:26 AM

Originally posted by JMJ:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by DiscoLady:
I am going to tie you to a chair, dress you in one of my housecoats you took from me, blind fold you and tell jokes out of that jokebook for 48 hours non-stop. How about that for a physical threat? graemlins/spanka.gif At least I'll be blind-folded.....JMJ graemlins/tongueout.gif [/QUOTE]I forgot to mention while you are blind-folded you will be tickled by a big girly-man named Luscious? I have to make sure you will laugh at least most of my jokes graemlins/tongueout.gif

Alanda Marquette from DiscoLadyLand

07-09-2003, 07:27 AM

double post woops graemlins/conf44.gif

[ July 09, 2003, 09:44 AM: Message edited by: DiscoLady ]

JMJ

07-09-2003, 07:37 AM

Originally posted by DiscoLady:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JMJ:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by DiscoLady:
I am going to tie you to a chair, dress you in one of my housecoats you took from me, blind fold you and tell jokes out of that jokebook for 48 hours non-stop. How about that for a physical threat? graemlins/spanka.gif At least I'll be blind-folded.....JMJ graemlins/tongueout.gif [/QUOTE]I forgot to mention while you are blind-folded you will be tickled by a big girly-man named Luscious? I have to make sure you will laugh at least most of my jokes graemlins/tongueout.gif [/QUOTE]Is Luscious your nickname?? Cute.....JMJ
graemlins/tongueout.gif

Alanda Marquette from DiscoLadyLand

07-09-2003, 08:47 AM

Originally posted by JMJ:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by DiscoLady:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JMJ:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by DiscoLady:
I am going to tie you to a chair, dress you in one of my housecoats you took from me, blind fold you and tell jokes out of that jokebook for 48 hours non-stop. How about that for a physical threat? graemlins/spanka.gif At least I'll be blind-folded.....JMJ graemlins/tongueout.gif [/QUOTE]I forgot to mention while you are blind-folded you will be tickled by a big girly-man named Luscious? I have to make sure you will laugh at least most of my jokes graemlins/tongueout.gif [/QUOTE]Is Luscious your nickname?? Cute.....JMJ
graemlins/tongueout.gif [/QUOTE]graemlins/rofl.gif There is nothing about me that resembles a girly-man

You know my 'real' nickname http://deephousepage.com/smilies/kiss3.gif

[ July 09, 2003, 09:47 AM: Message edited by: DiscoLady ]

JMJ

07-09-2003, 01:40 PM

Originally posted by DiscoLady:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JMJ:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by DiscoLady:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JMJ:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by DiscoLady:
I am going to tie you to a chair, dress you in one of my housecoats you took from me, blind fold you and tell jokes out of that jokebook for 48 hours non-stop. How about that for a physical threat? graemlins/spanka.gif At least I'll be blind-folded.....JMJ graemlins/tongueout.gif [/QUOTE]I forgot to mention while you are blind-folded you will be tickled by a big girly-man named Luscious? I have to make sure you will laugh at least most of my jokes graemlins/tongueout.gif [/QUOTE]Is Luscious your nickname?? Cute.....JMJ
graemlins/tongueout.gif [/QUOTE]graemlins/rofl.gif There is nothing about me that resembles a girly-man

You know my 'real' nickname http://deephousepage.com/smilies/kiss3.gif [/QUOTE]Poop-butt???......JMJ graemlins/remybussi.gif

Martin Red

07-11-2003, 09:52 AM

JMJ - poop butt isn't a physical threat ;) I am goign to poop on your butt is graemlins/thumbsup.gif

Stick to the rules icon_rofl.gif

JMJ

07-11-2003, 09:57 AM

Originally posted by Martin Red:
JMJ - poop butt isn't a physical threat ;) I am goign to poop on your butt is graemlins/thumbsup.gif

Stick to the rules icon_rofl.gif I couldn't physically threaten DiscoDuck. She's almost ready to pop......JMJ ;)

Alanda Marquette from DiscoLadyLand

07-11-2003, 09:59 AM

Originally posted by JMJ:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Martin Red:
JMJ - poop butt isn't a physical threat ;) I am goign to poop on your butt is graemlins/thumbsup.gif

Stick to the rules icon_rofl.gif I couldn't physically threaten DiscoDuck. She's almost ready to pop......JMJ ;) [/QUOTE]But don't forget to put me on the Calendar in Late October Early November, that is when you will get your beatdown graemlins/spanka.gif Save your threats for then graemlins/tongueout.gif

JMJ

07-11-2003, 10:09 AM

Originally posted by DiscoLady:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JMJ:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Martin Red:
JMJ - poop butt isn't a physical threat ;) I am goign to poop on your butt is graemlins/thumbsup.gif

Stick to the rules icon_rofl.gif I couldn't physically threaten DiscoDuck. She's almost ready to pop......JMJ ;) [/QUOTE]But don't forget to put me on the Calendar in Late October Early November, that is when you will get your beatdown graemlins/spanka.gif Save your threats for then graemlins/tongueout.gif [/QUOTE]Just not on a Sunday. I play golf in the morning and then watch football all day. Thanks.....JMJ