HAVE YOU EVER BEEN INVITED TO SOMEONES HOUSE FOR THANKSGIVING?

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

and everything was nasty?

What did you do? What did you say? How did you act?

[Brut by Faberge]

oh man...yeah...

i went to a friend's family's home for T-Giving once, and I swear, they used NO seasoning on ANYthing...NONE! maybe a dash of salt here and there...nor garlic powder, lawry's old bay...NONE...and then they had that one thing...greenbean casserole with them french's dried onion rings graemlins/jpshakehead.gif the best they had was a bag of Matt's Cookies graemlins/rofl.gif

nevva evva agin...

[Jamie 3:26]

...."And the chicken taste like wood..."

[CG63]

have you ever went over a friends house to eat
and the food just aint no good
i mean the macaroni's soggy the peas are mushed
and the chicken tastes like wood
so you try to play it off like you think you can
by sayin that youre full
and then your friend says momma he's just being polite
he aint finished uh uh that's bull. :D


Yo Big Sexy! LOL graemlins/rofl.gif

[ November 18, 2003, 01:47 PM: Message edited by: CG63 ]

[DLow]

Originally posted by Big Sexy:
...."And the chicken taste like wood..." You beat me to it!!! graemlins/lol.gif

[Mack-Williams]

or don't drain the grease out of the food.

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

Originally posted by THX-1138:
oh man...yeah... graemlins/jpshakehead.gif the best they had was a bag of Matt's Cookies graemlins/rofl.gif

nevva evva agin... Hahahaha icon_rofl.gif

[DLow]

Have you ever invited someone to your place for Thanksgiving and they insist on bringing a dish and the dish sucked? Like some soupy-ass potatoe salad?

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

Or some dry ass turkey.

[Brut by Faberge]

or some rock-hard ass mac'n'cheese graemlins/lol.gif

[Mack-Williams]

Some lumpy ass gravy.

[MYOR]

Never got invited .. but my boss brougth me a leg(cuz he knows I like dark meat) bragging how delicious his wife made the Turkey that year.. It had NO SEASONING AT ALL.. I had to smile and taste it and say it was good... Thankfully I had lunch with me.. and i said I would eat it later for dinner... that shyt was in the garbage so fast... graemlins/puke.gif

[ November 18, 2003, 02:00 PM: Message edited by: MYOR ]

[Terri 447]

i had an ex boyfriend who was a vegan and I brought to my sister's house for thanksgiving. When my sister asked him to eat...he replied with "I don't eat dead carcass".

Needless to say, my sister spit in his corn. graemlins/scared.gif

[upliftdisco365]

Originally posted by CG63:
have you ever went over a friends house to eat
and the food just aint no good
i mean the macaroni's soggy the peas are mushed
and the chicken tastes like wood
so you try to play it off like you think you can
by sayin that youre full
and then your friend says momma he's just being polite
he aint finished uh uh that's bull. :D


Yo Big Sexy! LOL graemlins/rofl.gif "While the stinky food's steaming
Your mind starts to dreaming
of the moment it's time to leave
And then you look at your plate
and your chicken's slowly rottin'
into something that looks like cheese..."

Ill...

[upliftdisco365]

Originally posted by Terri 447:
i had an ex boyfriend who was a vegan and I brought to my sister's house for thanksgiving. When my sister asked him to eat...he replied with "I don't eat dead carcass".

Needless to say, my sister spit in his corn. graemlins/scared.gif HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Yo, that's the nasty shit, but it's hysterical.

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

Terri that's gross!

What about people who swear they know how to make dressing & the shit is hard as a rock & dry as bone. Gravy or cranberry sauce won't even help.

[ November 18, 2003, 02:07 PM: Message edited by: Dee-Dee Sheridan ]

[beaniboy67]

mashed potatoes that look like theyve be done with a machine gun all lumpy and shiet.plus no salt in them :(

turkey that was that dry even a full jar of hellmans wouldnt sort it out. :eek:

soggy vegetables mad1.gif

some people just dont know how to cook at all. AR15firing.gif

I like my salt too much.its maybe bad for you but if its not used you can say goodbye to the taste.

i will die with a heart attack 5 years younger if all my food is seasoned :D ;)

[Terri 447]

Originally posted by Dee-Dee Sheridan:
Terri that's gross!

What about people who swear they know how to make dressing & the shit is hard as a rock & dry as bone. Gravy or cranberry sauce won't even help. It was but he could've said "no thank you I don't eat meat" instead of the dead carcass thing. icon_rofl.gif

[ November 18, 2003, 02:41 PM: Message edited by: Terri 447 ]

[SPG]

Originally posted by beaniboy67:

turkey that was that dry even a full jar of hellmans wouldnt sort it out. :eek: icon_rofl.gif ahahahaha!

SPG

[Jamie 3:26]

I keep telling folks I would be skinny as hell if my wife could not cook.She can make a turkey breast,but a whole turkey??I think it may turn out like that episode of Martin where Gina coooked a turkey.Dark and crispy on the outsode and bloody on the inside.

Seriously,my worse experience was I ate some dressing and it had a roach in it.I was hurt and pissed at the same time,because that shit was good as hell too.After that,I do NOT eat at many folks houses.

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

Originally posted by Big Sexy:
I keep telling folks I would be skinny as hell if my wife could not cook.She can make a turkey breast,but a whole turkey??I think it may turn out like that episode of Martin where Gina coooked a turkey.Dark and crispy on the outsode and bloody on the inside.

Seriously,my worse experience was I ate some dressing and it had a roach in it.I was hurt and pissed at the same time,because that shit was good as hell too.After that,I do NOT eat at many folks houses. Hollering over here!

[Brut by Faberge]

Originally posted by Big Sexy:
Seriously,my worse experience was I ate some dressing and it had a roach in it.I was hurt and pissed at the same time,because that shit was good as hell too.After that,I do NOT eat at many folks houses. graemlins/bolt.gif oh wow...

hahaha @ "hurt and pissed" ... i know the feeling. i had a similar experience with ants...

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

Originally posted by Dee-Dee Sheridan:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Big Sexy:
I keep telling folks I would be skinny as hell if my wife could not cook.She can make a turkey breast,but a whole turkey??I think it may turn out like that episode of Martin where Gina coooked a turkey.Dark and crispy on the outsode and bloody on the inside.

Seriously,my worse experience was I ate some dressing and it had a roach in it.I was hurt and pissed at the same time,because that shit was good as hell too.After that,I do NOT eat at many folks houses. I'm Hollering over here! That was some good roach dressing, </font>[/QUOTE]

[ November 18, 2003, 02:47 PM: Message edited by: Dee-Dee Sheridan ]

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

[ November 18, 2003, 02:46 PM: Message edited by: Dee-Dee Sheridan ]

[MYOR]

Originally posted by Big Sexy:
I keep telling folks I would be skinny as hell if my wife could not cook.She can make a turkey breast,but a whole turkey??I think it may turn out like that episode of Martin where Gina coooked a turkey.Dark and crispy on the outsode and bloody on the inside.

Seriously,my worse experience was I ate some dressing and it had a roach in it.I was hurt and pissed at the same time,because that shit was good as hell too.After that,I do NOT eat at many folks houses. EXTRA PROTEIN http://deephousepage.com/smilies/eat.gif
graemlins/bolt.gif

[DLow]

Originally posted by Big Sexy:
Seriously,my worse experience was I ate some dressing and it had a roach in it.I was hurt and pissed at the same time,because that shit was good as hell too.After that,I do NOT eat at many folks houses. graemlins/lol.gif sounds like an old Richard Pryor joke...

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

What about the roaches that come out when company is over.

I was over a friends house & I saw one crawling on the wall while we were eating. I played it off like I didn't see it because I didn't want to hurt anyone's feelings. :D

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

I'm with you jamie, I don't eat over everybody's house. If their house is nasty aint no way in de hell I'm gonna eat at their house. I can't stand a nasty house.

[Jamie 3:26]

I think that's one of the reasons I do not like thanksgiving dinner anymore.I'll never ever forget that shit.Imagine a plate waiting on you at home from a friend's house.You worked on Thanksgiving,you warm the plate up,the shit still tastes good.You are eating your ass off when you look and see something in your dressing.Not cool at all.I never told anyone about that except for now.

I feel soooo much better.

[Mack-Williams]

Originally posted by Dee-Dee Sheridan:
What about the roaches that come out when company is over.

I was over a friends house & I saw one crawling on the wall while we were eating. I played it off like I didn't see it because I didn't want to hurt anyone's feelings. :D Glad you didn't have any kids with you because they would have pointed it out. Daddy look at that roach. Kids have no tact they tell it like it is.

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

Originally posted by Big Sexy:
I think that's one of the reasons I do not like thanksgiving dinner anymore.I'll never ever forget that shit.Imagine a plate waiting on you at home from a friend's house.You worked on Thanksgiving,you warm the plate up,the shit still tastes good.You are eating your ass off when you look and see something in your dressing.Not cool at all.I never told anyone about that except for now.

I feel soooo much better. You know you asked them to make you some mo "Roach Dressing" mmmmmmmm that shole was good, can I get just one mo plate? icon_rofl.gif "Chris Rock"

[ November 18, 2003, 03:17 PM: Message edited by: Dee-Dee Sheridan ]

[Jamie 3:26]

I got in trouble once when I was little for pointing out someone's roach prolem..."Dang,Ma,they got roaches everywhere..."

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

Originally posted by Mack-Williams:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Dee-Dee Sheridan:
What about the roaches that come out when company is over.

I was over a friends house & I saw one crawling on the wall while we were eating. I played it off like I didn't see it because I didn't want to hurt anyone's feelings. :D Glad you didn't have any kids with you because they would have pointed it out. Daddy look at that roach. Kids have no tact they tell it like it is. </font>[/QUOTE]Oh my Gawd Mack, you hit it right on the head. my daughter don't hold her tongue about nothing.
I would have been so embarassed.

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

Anybody wanna volunteer to make grits, I mean jamie a roach casserole?

[ November 18, 2003, 04:44 PM: Message edited by: Dee-Dee Sheridan ]

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

Originally posted by Dee-Dee Sheridan:
Anybody wanna volunteer to make grits, I mean jamie a roach casserole?

[Fletch]

Originally posted by Dee-Dee Sheridan:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Big Sexy:
I think that's one of the reasons I do not like thanksgiving dinner anymore.I'll never ever forget that shit.Imagine a plate waiting on you at home from a friend's house.You worked on Thanksgiving,you warm the plate up,the shit still tastes good.You are eating your ass off when you look and see something in your dressing.Not cool at all.I never told anyone about that except for now.

I feel soooo much better. You know you asked them to make you some mo "Roach Dressing" mmmmmmmm that shole was good, can I get just one mo plate? icon_rofl.gif "Chris Rock" </font>[/QUOTE]Naw, the Richard Pryor one was better: Someone said it was almonds.

"You know you got roaches, baby"!

[ November 18, 2003, 04:46 PM: Message edited by: Fletch ]

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

Originally posted by Fletch:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Dee-Dee Sheridan:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Big Sexy:
I think that's one of the reasons I do not like thanksgiving dinner anymore.I'll never ever forget that shit.Imagine a plate waiting on you at home from a friend's house.You worked on Thanksgiving,you warm the plate up,the shit still tastes good.You are eating your ass off when you look and see something in your dressing.Not cool at all.I never told anyone about that except for now.

I feel soooo much better. You know you asked them to make you some mo "Roach Dressing" mmmmmmmm that shole was good, can I get just one mo plate? icon_rofl.gif "Chris Rock" </font>[/QUOTE]Naw, the Richard Pryor one was better: Someone said it was almonds.

"You know you got roaches, baby"! </font>[/QUOTE]Hahahaha oh yeah that's old school for real.

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

I was thinking about Chris Rock in "I'm gonna get chu Sucker" when he asked could he get just one rib.

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

bump :D

[Physicalheat-The MusicMaster]

Originally posted by Big Sexy:
I keep telling folks I would be skinny as hell if my wife could not cook.She can make a turkey breast,but a whole turkey??I think it may turn out like that episode of Martin where Gina coooked a turkey.Dark and crispy on the outsode and bloody on the inside.

Seriously,my worse experience was I ate some dressing and it had a roach in it.I was hurt and pissed at the same time,because that shit was good as hell too.After that,I do NOT eat at many folks houses. J, cut it out man, I've fu*ked up two CD's laughing......................Make that three graemlins/rofl5.gif