Dee-Dee Sheridan
10-31-2003, 08:22 AM
>-----> >HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!
>>>
>>>A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the driver won't
>stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring.
>>>
>>>He replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend
>you."
>>>She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old
>as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see
>and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could
>say or ask that I would find offensive."
>>>
>>>"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
>>>
>>>She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you
>have to be single and #2 you must be Catholic."
>>>
>>>The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm
>Catholic, too!
>>>
>>>"OK" the nun says "Pull into the next alley." He does and the nun
>fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
>>>
>>>When they get back on the road, the cabbie starts crying. "My dear
>child, said the nun, why are you crying?"
>>>
>>>"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm
>married and I'm Jewish."
>>>
>>>The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a
>Halloween party."
>>>
>>>A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the driver won't
>stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring.
>>>
>>>He replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend
>you."
>>>She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old
>as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see
>and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could
>say or ask that I would find offensive."
>>>
>>>"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
>>>
>>>She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you
>have to be single and #2 you must be Catholic."
>>>
>>>The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm
>Catholic, too!
>>>
>>>"OK" the nun says "Pull into the next alley." He does and the nun
>fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
>>>
>>>When they get back on the road, the cabbie starts crying. "My dear
>child, said the nun, why are you crying?"
>>>
>>>"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm
>married and I'm Jewish."
>>>
>>>The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a
>Halloween party."