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[GROOVE VICTIM]

how do you get rid of a hemoroid?


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[ July 15, 2003, 01:29 PM: Message edited by: GROOVE VICTIM ]

[kelvy]

got to interject...but Master P sounds like a hemoroid especially when he does his trademark "uhhhhhhhh"...

[mdpm99]

What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?

Polaroids

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[GROOVE VICTIM]

see yall got jokes, while I'm sittin here with a carrot stickin out my ass (or atleast that's what it feels like).


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['Magic' Juan]

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[mdpm99]

Opps! Just that I never experienced something like that. I was just trying to lighten up the situation..

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[D J 1 3 8]

Originally posted by GROOVE VICTIM:
see yall got jokes, while I'm sittin here with a carrot stickin out my ass (or atleast that's what it feels like).thanks for sharing

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[GROOVE VICTIM]

I guess I'll be hearing this in the near future.

"HEY JUDY, I NEED A PRICE CHECK ON EXTRA STRENGTH PREPARATION H PLEASE!!!!!!!!!"

ohhh lawwdddd

[upliftdisco365]

Originally posted by Magic Juan:
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magic_juan There ya go, Groove. Slap on a little ass-goop and bite back a couple of shots of Whiskey.

['Magic' Juan]

Never had 'em either, but try and see.

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[ July 15, 2003, 01:54 PM: Message edited by: Magic Juan ]

[fred da warrior]

Hey Groove,

If you use Preparation H, be sure that you get the cool kind. The regular kind will make you feel like you stuck 2 packs of firecrackers in yer ass. I got one late last yeart from trying to squat mad plates at the gym and had the wife put some of the regular on and then caught the train to work. Halfway to work, I guess it started to kick in and it burned so gatdamn bad steam came out of the bottom of my suit pants. I ran up to he front of the train and told the driver to stop and let me off. (for those in the Chi, I'm talking about the Metra IC in the middle of rush hour) If that doesn't work, you might wind up going to the doctor and he will prescribe you some kind steriod hemmorridal cream. I can't think of the name of it at the moment.

Sorry about the extra info, but I know how you feel.

[ July 15, 2003, 02:10 PM: Message edited by: fred ]

[And]

You might want to sit on one of these:
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as you listen to "Rubber ring" by The Smiths:

RUBBER RING The Smiths

A sad fact widely known
The most impassionate song
To a lonely soul
Is so easily outgrown
But don't forget the songs
That made you smile
And the songs that made you cry
When you lay in awe
On the bedroom floor
And said : "Oh, oh, smother me Mother..."
No ...
Rubber ring, rubber ring, rubber ring, rubber ring
La ...

The passing of time
And all of its crimes
Is making me sad again
The passing of time
And all of its sickening crimes
Is making me sad again
But don't forget the songs
That made you cry
And the songs that saved your life
Yes, you're older now
And you're a clever swine
But they were the only ones who ever stood by you


The passing of time leaves empty lives
Waiting to be filled (the passing ...)
The passing of time
Leaves empty lives
Waiting to be filled
I'm here with the cause
I'm holding the torch
In the corner of your room
Can you hear me ?
And when you're dancing and laughing
And finally living
Hear my voice in your head
And think of me kindly
No ...
Rubber ring, rubber ring, rubber ring, rubber ring
La ...
No ...
Rubber ring, rubber ring, rubber ring, rubber ring


Do you
Love me like you used to ?
Oh ...
Rubber ring, rubber ring, rubber ring, rubber ring
La ...


You're clever
Everybody's clever nowadays
You're clever
Everybody's clever nowadays


You are sleeping
You do not want to believe
You are sleeping
You do not want to believe
You are sleeping
You do not want to believe
You are sleeping

This is actually one of my favourite songs by them ... not 'cause I've had hemorrhoids or anything ...

[GROOVE VICTIM]

Do these shits go away?

[fred da warrior]

Eventually. It took about a week and a half for mine.

[GROOVE VICTIM]

Ohh good. That's all I needed to know.

Thanks for the jokes and the info.


Peace

[Mr 1977]

Originally posted by GROOVE VICTIM:
Do these shits go away? Diarrhea AND Hemorrhoids, DAMN Dude!

[GROOVE VICTIM]

It wasnt' diarrhea, it was the 4x40s.

(yes I have a shit taking tracking system)


The Runs
The Sprints
The Hurdles
the 4x40

Then there's the Bad Boy Entertainment, these are the ones you remember.


Peace

[imported_Gman]

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[djklas]

I don't know, but good luck wit your culo. graemlins/conf44.gif

[Alanda Marquette from DiscoLadyLand]

I got those once after trying to deliver a 9lb 3 oz baby graemlins/scared.gif Anyway use the Prep H suppositories and sit in hot tubs of water to relieve the pain. That is the way to go If that don't work go to the doc.

[Gojay]

Originally posted by Magic Juan:
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magic_juan It's good, on the (w)hole!

peace,
gojay

[kev]

A friend of mine likes practical jokes alot, and one day in a crowded restaurant he left the restaurant and decided to yell out, "Hey Kev-I'm just going to run over to Safeway and pick up your Preparation H for you." I'll never forget that, Marcel. Thanks...

[JoeB]

an enema should do the trick.

[statuskuo]

having a camera up yo ass is no fun.
the doctor told me to not be embarrassed.

[mdpm99]

Holie Shit!

http://www2.gol.com/users/coynerhm/shit.html

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hahahahaha @ this whole thread.... graemlins/rofl.gif

[MsAlayneous]

ouch. what a pain in the ass.


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[JMJ]

Ahh, what a bloody mess!!.....JMJ

[JoeB]

this thread has gone to shit.

[KragShot]

Originally posted by GROOVE VICTIM:
how do you get rid of a hemoroid?


http://deephousepage.com/smilies/pointlaugh.gif If they are really bad, pay the money and get the cryogenic surgery. They freeze em and cut em off. My dad had it done and he was up and running (so to speak) in about 3-4 days.

[DJ76]

Originally posted by statuskuo:
having a camera up yo ass is no fun.
the doctor told me to not be embarrassed. bad memories.

[der geile hund]

Originally posted by GROOVE VICTIM:
how do you get rid of a hemoroid?
With the blood of a virgin.

[DJ76]

Originally posted by der geile hund:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by GROOVE VICTIM:
how do you get rid of a hemoroid?
With the blood of a virgin. </font>[/QUOTE]and two drops crocodile tear.

[GROOVE VICTIM]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (a sigh of relief) After about 2 and a half weeks Mr. Murdock D. Hemroid decided to pack his bags and take a walk out of my ass.

No more Jamie 3:26 Itchy ass, no more worrying about "gentle wipes", no more waking up in the middle of the night thinking that you crapped on yourself because it feels as if you're "peeking".


Thanks for the info and the laughs!!!!


Peace

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Git yerself an ass donut to sit on. Unless you already have the natural kind. graemlins/scared.gif