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Terry James
07-23-2003, 02:27 PM
If a DJ was President, he/she would unite all ethnicities, dissolve all gender based laws, and provide for equal opportunities for everyone

If a DJ was President, he/she would do an edit of the Star Spangle Banner and “White Label” it

If a DJ was President, he/she would change the name of the White House to simply “HOUSE”

If a DJ was President, he/she would establish a record relief fund for DJs that get their records destroyed when their basement floods

If a DJ was President, he/she would make all the legends who are no longer with us birthdays’ a national holiday

If a DJ was President, he/she would appoint “House Ambassadors” to each state and country

If a DJ was President, he/she would solidify gay rights and gay pride

If a DJ was President, he/she would put restrictions on pricing for hard to find LPs & 12”s

If a DJ was President, he/she would create an allowance of 2 records per week for welfare recipients

If a DJ was President, he/she would make all DJs dance when they are not playing instead of crowding the booth

If a DJ was President, he/she would get rid of egos

If a DJ was President, he/she would make weed and acid legal (pending further research)

If a DJ was President, he/she would create affirmative action for female DJs

If a DJ was President, the world would be a much better place.
SMOOTH87
07-23-2003, 02:47 PM
He/she whould definitly do away with the rave Law..And hopefully get more dance music on the airwaves....
DISKOQUEEN99
07-23-2003, 03:48 PM
WOULD HAVE EQUIPMENT, CRATES AND STROBE LITES ALL UP IN THE OVAL OFFICE. graemlins/lol.gif PARTY ON!!
Terry James
07-23-2003, 07:40 PM
Originally posted by DISKOQUEEN99:
WOULD HAVE EQUIPMENT, CRATES AND STROBE LITES ALL UP IN THE OVAL OFFICE. graemlins/lol.gif PARTY ON!! Sounds like Houseacrats graemlins/thumbsup.gif
jsd540
07-23-2003, 08:04 PM
If a DJ were president, he would cover all of the labels on his records "so that damn vice prez don't bite my sh** "
rob brito
07-23-2003, 08:36 PM
-replace the state of the union adress with an exclusive, extended 10 hour set of the latest vinyl.
-"designate" multiple "first" ladies.
-replace the "in god we trust" on the seal with "god made me funky-and i'm glad he blessed me that way"
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rob brito
07-23-2003, 08:43 PM
-ban cd's
-ban trance
-ban the proliferation of tasteless music
-set-up the "my first sl1200's" monetary fund
-be louie vega

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Nege
07-23-2003, 09:12 PM
If a dj was president there would be no problems.
rob brito
07-23-2003, 09:43 PM
-make "brownies" our new national dish/pastime!!
Terry James
07-24-2003, 09:43 AM
Originally posted by jsd540:
If a DJ were president, he would cover all of the labels on his records "so that damn vice prez don't bite my sh** " graemlins/lol.gif
Brut by Faberge
07-24-2003, 09:53 AM
...provide subsidized counseling for reformed ravers and pop kids.

...great post, Terry. peace.
Jolyon
07-24-2003, 10:36 AM
Spend all the military budget on records!

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Terry James
07-24-2003, 10:45 AM
[ July 24, 2003, 11:46 AM: Message edited by: Terry J ]
Terry James
07-29-2003, 10:55 AM
Originally posted by THX-1138:
...provide subsidized counseling for reformed ravers and pop kids.

...great post, Terry. peace. graemlins/beerchug.gif
BHouse
07-29-2003, 11:00 AM
Farley "JackMaster" Funk or Andre Hachett would be Speaker of the HOUSE...
eileen
07-29-2003, 11:22 AM
give clubs a tax break just like churches.
Terry James
07-29-2003, 11:27 AM
Originally posted by eileen:
give clubs a tax break just like churches. ...and provide the choir conductor a set of 12s
Li-Za
07-29-2003, 11:31 AM
Would start workdays at Noon on Mondays