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Dee-Dee Sheridan
12-12-2003, 03:43 PM
Leroy the GOLD TOOTHED reindeer
had a very NAPPY fro
and if you ever saw him,
he was at the LIQUOR sto'
All of Leroy's 'homeboys'
use to PLAYA HATE his 'game'
but they can't mess w/ Leroy..
'cause' he got a big OLE thang!
Then one smoggy CHRISTMAS day
SANTA came to say,
"Leroy...have you seen my sleigh?"
I know you had it the OTHER day!
So Leroy BROKE out runnin'
and SANTA pulled out his 'nine'
and SANTA shot poor Leroy
DEAD in his black behind....


"THE 12 DAYS OF CRIMMUS"
On de fert dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!!!
A 78 Cutlass Supreme!
On de secont dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!!!
Too gold teets an a 78 Cutlass Supreme!
On de therd dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!!!
Tree hot wings, too gold teets,
an a 78 Cutlass Supreme!
On de fort! dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!!!
Fo pig feets, tree hot wings, too gold teets
an a 78 Cutlass Supreme!
On de fit dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!!!
Five Bags of Weed!!!! Fo pig feets, tree hot wings,
too gold teets, an a 78 Cutlass Supreme!
On de scixt dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!!!
A scix pak of forties, Five Bags of Weed!!!!!!
Fo pig feets, tree hot wings, too gold teets,
an a 78 Cutlass Supreme!
On de sebint dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!!!
Sebin hommies chillin', a scix pak of forties,
Five bags of Weed!!!!!! Fo pig feets, tree hot wings,
too gold teets, an a 78 Cutlass Supreme!
On de ate dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!!!
Ate pimps a pimpin', sebin hommies chillin',
a scix pak of forties, Five bags of Weed!!!!!!
Fo pig feets, tree hot wings, too gold teets
an a 78 Cutlass Supreme!
On de nite dey of Crimmus! ma boo dun give ta me!!!
Nyne playa haters, ate pimps a pimpin', sebin hommies
chillin', a scix pak of forties, Five Bags of Weed!!!!!
Fo pig feets, tree hot wings, too gold teets,
an a 78 Cutlass Supreme!
On de tint dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!!!
Tin freaks a freakin', nyne playa haters, ate pimps a pimpin', sebin hommies
chillin', a scix pak of forties, Five Bags of Weed!!!!!! Fo pig feets, tree
hot wings, Too gold teets, an a 78 Cutlass Supreme!
On de levint dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!!!
Levin jacked up hoopties, tin freaks a freakin',
nyne playa haters, ate pimps a pimpin',
sebin hommies chillin', a scix pak of forties,
Five bags of Weed!!!!!! Fo pig feets,
tree hot wings, too gold teets, an a 78 Cutlass Supreme!
On de twelt dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!!!
Twelb gubmint cheez, levin jacked up hoopties,
tin freaks a freakin', nyne pla! ya haters,
ate pimps a pimpin', sebin hommies chillin',
a scix pak of forties, Five Bags of Weed!!!!!!

[ December 12, 2003, 03:45 PM: Message edited by: Dee-Dee Sheridan ]

ngeso
12-12-2003, 03:58 PM
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YoRel
12-12-2003, 06:51 PM
Ok No More LeRoy Jokes. I had enuff of those in High school. mad1.gif That would've got you a punch in the chest back then. http://deephousepage.com/smilies/fight.gif I'm YoRel now. a much nicer person. biggrinangel.gif

Alanda Marquette from DiscoLadyLand
12-12-2003, 06:56 PM
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mdpm99
12-13-2003, 04:00 AM
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imported_Kohtake
12-13-2003, 04:27 AM
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Dee-Dee Sheridan
12-15-2003, 09:54 AM
Originally posted by YoRel:
Ok No More LeRoy Jokes. I had enuff of those in High school. mad1.gif That would've got you a punch in the chest back then. http://deephousepage.com/smilies/fight.gif I'm YoRel now. a much nicer person. biggrinangel.gif Hey Leroy icon_rofl.gif

DJ RON C
12-15-2003, 09:58 AM
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imported_BILL HARDY
12-15-2003, 10:15 AM
Originally posted by Dee-Dee Sheridan:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by YoRel:
Ok No More LeRoy Jokes. I had enuff of those in High school. mad1.gif That would've got you a punch in the chest back then. http://deephousepage.com/smilies/fight.gif I'm YoRel now. a much nicer person. biggrinangel.gif Hey Leroy icon_rofl.gif </font>[/QUOTE]graemlins/grinyes.gif

(Im)poster
12-15-2003, 08:52 PM
DEE! The name of the thread alone had me rolling. I have not laughed as hard in a long time. I needed it. Thanks!