Mathematical Equation

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From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are
giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone
wants you to give over 100%..

How about achieving 103%?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

What makes up 100% in life?

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can then conclude with mathematical
certainty that:

While Hard work and knowledge will get you close,
And, Attitude will get you there,
Bullshit and Ass kissing will put you over the
top!!! ;)

[Bold Soul]

Hot shit...nice...

...but it ain't...

LIQUID GOLD!

Ah yea.

[samsfromkiribati]

A-L-B-E-R-T-D=
1+12+2+5+18+20+4=62
Sorry Albert D ,but you're not on the top ,you know what I mean

[the crackhouse]

Originally posted by samsfromkiribati:
A-L-B-E-R-T-D=
1+12+2+5+18+20+4=62
Sorry Albert D ,but you're not on the top ,you know what I mean Idancetoomuch, ALBERT's advocate.
This argument is not valid, and I will adjust mine in saying that H-O-U-S-E = 8+15+21+19+5 = 68, which is very close to my client, so i'll say that my client is 91,17% on the HOUSE scale...

What d'ya say about dat Mr 183 % ?

[Martin Red]

Nice Albert graemlins/thumbsup.gif

I hate the way people don't have "problems" anymore, everyone has "issues" nowadays.

[nev m]

Originally posted by Martin Red:
Nice Albert graemlins/thumbsup.gif

I hate the way people don't have "problems" anymore, everyone has "issues" nowadays. No man I got problems! Issues for people with tissues!