Neighbors upstairs fighting, Good Lawd!!!! lmao

[Ronnie Ron]

Last night was one for the Books!!! I have a neighbor upstairs the one that Hates my music. her and her Boyfriend had a big ass fight last night. This was comical as hell. Dude must have come in drunk again and the comedy started. when it was all over with all of his clothes were outsid on the lawn, he was banging on the door tryin to get in because she locked his ass out in the middle of the night icon_rofl.gif icon_rofl.gif ...

This fight woke up the whole house about 3 in the morning.

Anyone have any funny stories about neighbors going at it?

R-R

[the 18th letter]

"Who dat?!?"

"Boy Blue."

"So you da babylon boops a dem call to interupt in me domestic affairs."

"He make my eye black and blue now what de hell de police gwon do?!?"

Is not really a story but I always liked that acapella.

[YoRel]

Sounds like ME a few years ago, but I didn't come in drunk. :rolleyes:

[Ronnie Ron]

Originally posted by YoRel:
Sounds like ME a few years ago, but I didn't come in drunk. :rolleyes: Whats up Yorel!!! ha ha ha ha, i couldnt believe this thread would stay so empty man i thought all kinds of people had stories about this, sometimes when you put a thread out there it just sinks to the bottom..... :eek:

Check your PM's to I have a question to ask you.

[And]

I liked your thread ... I'm on my way home from checking out Mandrill @ Sanctuary ...
Neighbour story to come ...
Hahahaha Mr. Thread sensitive ... J/K graemlins/rofl.gif graemlins/bighug.gif

[ August 03, 2003, 06:51 AM: Message edited by: 6 23 ]

[Ronnie Ron]

Originally posted by 6 23:
I liked your thread ... I'm on my way home from checking out Mandrill @ Sanctuary ...
Neighbour story to come ...
Hahahaha Mr. Thread sensitive ... J/K graemlins/rofl.gif graemlins/bighug.gif Yeah sometimes i have to get intouch with my sensitive side... graemlins/bighug.gif

[DJ RON C]

Alright...

My previous landlord was psycho. When we first met her, shee seemed like a typical single mom who just happened to own property. She was even the principal at a school in Chicago. Sounds normal, Right? BULLSHIT!!!!

Her and her boyfriend used to have CLASSIC battles right above our heads nightly. Her favorite pastime was throwing her boyfriend down a full flight of stairs right by our door. Then, the arguement would spill out right in front of our house (and what's worse, her boyfriend was a member of the local latin gang-in his 40's-that loved to walk around without a shirt at all times of the day). At this point, usually, her young teenage daughter would run down the stairs with a broom or bat and get into it too.

Me & Zoe used to sit downstairs in awe of all the crazy shit that was going on. Many a night, we'd be watching tv and turn it off because the fights upstarirs were so wild and entertaining.

And the crazy thing is, at 8:00 in the morning the next day, they all get up, eat breakfast, kiss each other goodbye and got to school and work like nothing happened. graemlins/stupid.gif graemlins/cool_shades.gif

[Ronnie Ron]

Originally posted by DJ RON C:
Alright...

My previous landlord was psycho. When we first met her, shee seemed like a typical single mom who just happened to own property. She was even the principal at a school in Chicago. Sounds normal, Right? BULLSHIT!!!!

Her and her boyfriend used to have CLASSIC battles right above our heads nightly. Her favorite pastime was throwing her boyfriend down a full flight of stairs right by our door. Then, the arguement would spill out right in front of our house (and what's worse, her boyfriend was a member of the local latin gang-in his 40's-that loved to walk around without a shirt at all times of the day). At this point, usually, her young teenage daughter would run down the stairs with a broom or bat and get into it too.

Me & Zoe used to sit downstairs in awe of all the crazy shit that was going on. Many a night, we'd be watching tv and turn it off because the fights upstarirs were so wild and entertaining.

And the crazy thing is, at 8:00 in the morning the next day, they all get up, eat breakfast, kiss each other goodbye and got to school and work like nothing happened. graemlins/stupid.gif graemlins/cool_shades.gif graemlins/rofl.gif graemlins/rofl.gif graemlins/rofl.gif That's funny as hell!!!

[DJ RON C]

man, imagine living under those crazy cats! And they had the nerve to complain about our dog saying he was too loud! Man, she used to drive us nuts... graemlins/stupid.gif

[Dj Pat]

A family fight broke out in my old neighborhood with 3 house-hold's of family's along with there freind's they called.
I dont know how it started, but I was in the back working on my car when the next thing ive heard out-loud was.."KICK THAT BITCH ASS, CATCH THAT HOE", so we ran from the back to the front and seen about 6 woman jump on my other neighbor, then her family ran out the house, it was about 15 of them. The next thing you know, the 6 woman freind's across the street came out to help, then all hell broke loose.
Hair weive everywhere, my neighbor's daughter ran and got a bat out the car only to get takeing away and used on her, she had a broken nose.
15 minute's later, "YES, 15 MINUTE'S LATER", the police came with back up because now the husband's are into the fray, kid's crying wanting there mommy's, the woman are all busted up, one of them got stab in the arm, a few of them went to the emergency room and a few arrest.
It was front row, classic ali-frazer fighting going on.
Me and my freind's stay on the porch with some corona's and hot skin's looking at 3 full family's get down!
Classic summer of 98!
Only on the west side!
Dj Pat
Physical Heat.

[DJ RON C]

yeah, it does seem like all the worse fights always start with someone screaming, "catch that hoe!"... graemlins/rofl.gif

Man, I wish I could have seen that-you could've sold tickets... graemlins/cool_shades.gif

[Dj Pat]

Originally posted by DJ RON C:
yeah, it does seem like all the worse fights always start with someone screaming, "catch that hoe!"... graemlins/rofl.gif

Man, I wish I could have seen that-you could've sold tickets... graemlins/cool_shades.gif Dude, it was off the chain!
It's sad as hell to see anything like that because of the kid's, but if your fighting over some he-say-she-say bs then you realy need your ass kick.
The funny part about it was my freind notice my dog sitting down next to us deeply into it allso.
24 case of coronas= $22.00

[Dj Pat]

Originally posted by DJ RON C:
yeah, it does seem like all the worse fights always start with someone screaming, "catch that hoe!"... graemlins/rofl.gif

Man, I wish I could have seen that-you could've sold tickets... graemlins/cool_shades.gif Dude, it was off the chain!
It's sad as hell to see anything like that because of the kid's, but if your fighting over some he-say-she-say bs then you realy need your ass kick.
The funny part about it was my freind notice my dog sitting down next to us deeply into it allso.
24 case of coronas= $22.00
Hot bag of skin's= $1.00
Watching your neighbors kick each other's ass over rumors= Priceless! icon_rofl.gif

[Ronnie Ron]

Oh Dayum,

Thats a good one, CATCH THAT HOE!!!....... lol lmao graemlins/rofl.gif graemlins/rofl.gif

[ August 03, 2003, 09:26 AM: Message edited by: RonnieRon ]

[kelvy]

Originally posted by RonnieRon:
Last night was one for the Books!!! I have a neighbor upstairs the one that Hates my music. her and her Boyfriend had a big ass fight last night. This was comical as hell. Dude must have come in drunk again and the comedy started. when it was all over with all of his clothes were outsid on the lawn, he was banging on the door tryin to get in because she locked his ass out in the middle of the night icon_rofl.gif icon_rofl.gif ...

This fight woke up the whole house about 3 in the morning.

Anyone have any funny stories about neighbors going at it?

R-R you should have taped it and use it as starting dialogue for your upcoming mixes...drop the accapella on an instrumental graemlins/grinyes.gif :D

[ August 03, 2003, 11:00 AM: Message edited by: kelvy ]

[kelvy]

Originally posted by RonnieRon:
Thats a good one, CATCH THAT HOE!!!....... lol lmao graemlins/rofl.gif graemlins/rofl.gif sounds like a xxx-booty record....hmmmm...Ron, all we have to do is ghost-write the lyrics and have "Pimp Weasel" perform the "song"....can you smell the $$$$$$$$$$$$? graemlins/rofl.gif graemlins/cheering.gif

[ August 03, 2003, 11:03 AM: Message edited by: kelvy ]

[And]

icon_rofl.gif @ the stories so far. okay ... here's mine.
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Some years ago, I attended a rather somber event. Without getting into the ills of that night too much, I'll say at one point, a bunch of us were in a bathroom smoking bud with a rather drunk and loud relative of the friend we'd come to the event to support.
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Fast forward a year and a half. I was one of the first to move into these re-done apartments. No neighbours for months. Life was sweet! Then one day I noticed him on the floor. Not to make fun of a misfortune here but er ... dude was - yikes! He was about 5'6 with horrible dark skin (looked like very badly healed skin from some aberration of chicken pox or measels + burn victim), limped 'cause he had a brown prosthetic leg. He had small, snakey eyes and small teeth. His face was always oily and he wore a series of oily looking bandanas. I was caught off guard the first time I saw him on the floor. Not necessarily afraid but disgusted, fascinated and okay with my shock. biggrinangel.gif What made it funnier was he was a dick to the other neighbours, drank too much and would watch me walk down the hallway all creepy like. Bleech! Overall ... he could have been worse. Plus he let me stare comfortably at him (to help get over the shock) when I first saw him and wasn't rude so I figured ... ehhh ... graemlins/rofl.gif
Then the fights. Middle of the night about 3:00a.m, they'd start. Name calling, yelling, loud noises. Somewhere in between the occasional sitings of dude and the onset of the yellings, I hadn't noticed he'd gotten a girlfriend + step girlfriend's daughter.
Several nights a week I'd hear them going at it. It sounded bad but I didn't want to invade their privacy by calling the police. Whenever they fought, I always wondered. When I started running into the little girl, I figured I'd gauge from her how her Mum was doing. graemlins/conf44.gif
Months went by, yelling, drama - I always listened. I didn't have a t.v. and this was better! Imagine my holy randomness reaction when one day I was leaving my apartment and who should be leaving pegleg's? the relative of my friend .. the woman from the bathroom at the somber event I'd attended ages before. graemlins/scared.gif graemlins/rofl.gif
Other neighbours reported them but I never did and especially couldn't after I found out it was her. The only other thing that came back to haunt me was smoking with her (good bud). A few nights I pretended not to be home 'cause she'd come around trying to ask for bud and had even stopped friends of mine she'd never met to ask for bud! What the ? I really lost it when she conned me into giving her a 5 minute ride down the street to "work." Maaaan ... b*yoootch tricked me into a pick up. I almost killed her that night. graemlins/cussing.gif Her boyfriend also would try to hit on me ... Hmmm .. Ughghgh.
Even with all that drama, they were the most entertaining and colourful neighbours I've had exposure to ... icon_rofl.gif

[Erika R.]

Originally posted by Blue:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by DJ RON C:
yeah, it does seem like all the worse fights always start with someone screaming, "catch that hoe!"... graemlins/rofl.gif

Man, I wish I could have seen that-you could've sold tickets... graemlins/cool_shades.gif Dude, it was off the chain!
It's sad as hell to see anything like that because of the kid's, but if your fighting over some he-say-she-say bs then you realy need your ass kick.
The funny part about it was my freind notice my dog sitting down next to us deeply into it allso.
24 case of coronas= $22.00
Hot bag of skin's= $1.00
Watching your neighbors kick each other's ass over rumors= Priceless! icon_rofl.gif </font>[/QUOTE]icon_rofl.gif icon_rofl.gif