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mdpm99
07-24-2003, 04:47 AM
Bouncing Ball:




For those who are feeling a little older and missing those great old tunes, some of our favorite artists have re-released their great hits with new lyrics to accommodate their aging audience .....
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Herman's Hermits - "Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Walker"

The Bee Gees - "How Can You Mend A Broken Hip"

The Temptations - "Papa's Got A Kidney Stone"

Nancy Sinatra - "These Boots Aren't Made For Bunions"

The Beatles - "I Get By With A Little Help From Depends"

Marvin Gaye - "I Heard It Through The Grape Nuts"

Procol Harem - "A Whiter Shade Of Hair"

Johnny Nash - "I Can't See Clearly Now"

Leo Sayer - "You Make Me Feel Like Napping"

ABBA - "Denture Queen"

Paul Simon - "Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver"

Roberta Flack - "The First Time I Ever Forgot Your Face"

Commodores - "Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom"

Rolling Stones - "You Can't Always Pee When You Want"

Bobby Darin - "Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash"

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DJ76
07-24-2003, 04:49 AM
haha, my first reaction was, More Bounce To The Ounce, Heavy D. & the boyz + Parliament :D

Martin Red
07-24-2003, 05:06 AM
zapp
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Blondie - fracture

NWA - straight outta casuality