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martino
07-29-2003, 10:08 AM
I swear you cant make this shit up:


WASHINGTON (July 29) - The Pentagon views it as a potentially innovative way to get clues about terrorists' plans: a public, stock market-style exchange where traders can profit by correctly predicting terror attacks or assassinations in the Middle East.

Two Democratic senators say the program is useless, offensive and immoral. They are demanding that the program be stopped before investors start signing up Friday.

``The idea of a federal betting parlor on atrocities and terrorism is ridiculous and it's grotesque,'' Sen. Ron Wyden, D-Ore., said Monday.

The program is called the Policy Analysis Market. The Pentagon office overseeing it, the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency, or DARPA, said it was part of a research effort ``to investigate the broadest possible set of new ways to prevent terrorist attacks.''

Traders would buy and sell futures contracts - just like energy traders do now in betting on the future price of oil. But the contracts in this case would be based on what might happen in the Middle East in terms of economics, civil and military affairs or specific events, such as terrorist attacks.

Holders of a futures contract that came true would collect the proceeds of traders who put money into the market but predicted wrong.

A graphic on the market's Web page Monday showed hypothetical futures contracts in which investors could trade on the likelihood that Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat would be assassinated or Jordanian King Abdullah II would be overthrown. Although the Web site described the Policy Analysis Market as Middle East market, the graphic also included the possibility of a North Korea missile attack.

That graphic apparently was removed from the Web site hours after the news conference in which Wyden and fellow Democratic Sen. Byron Dorgan of North Dakota criticized the market.

Dorgan described the market as ``unbelievably stupid.''

``Can you imagine if another country set up a betting parlor so that people could go in ... and bet on the assassination of an American political figure or the overthrow of this institution or that institution?'' he said.

But in its statement Monday, DARPA said markets could reveal ``dispersed and even hidden information. Futures markets have proven themselves to be good at predicting such things as elections results; they are often better than expert opinions.''

According to its Web site, the Policy Analysis Market would be a joint program of DARPA and two private companies, Net Exchange, a market technologies company, and the Economist Intelligence Unit, the business information arm of the publisher of The Economist magazine.

DARPA has been criticized by Congress for its Terrorism Information Awareness program, a computerized surveillance program that has raised privacy concerns. Wyden said the Policy Analysis Market is under the supervision of retired Adm. John Poindexter, the head of the Terrorism Information Awareness program and, in the 1980s, national security adviser to President Reagan.

The Web site does not address how much money investors would be likely to put into the market but says analysts would be motivated by the ``prospect of profit and at pain of loss'' to make accurate predictions.

Trading is to begin Oct. 1. The market would initially be limited to 1,000 traders, increasing to at least 10,000 by Jan. 1.

The Web site says government agencies will not be allowed to participate and will not have access to the identities or funds of traders.

The market is a project of a DARPA division called FutureMAP, or ``Futures Markets Applied to Prediction.''

``The rapid reaction of markets to knowledge held by only a few participants may provide an early warning system to avoid surprise,'' the FutureMap Web site said.

Dorgan and Wyden released a letter to Poindexter calling for an end to the program. They noted a May 20 report to lawmakers that cited the possibility of using market forces to predict whether Israel will be attacked with biological weapons.

``Surely such a threat should be met with intelligence gathering of the highest quality - not by putting the question to individuals betting on an Internet Web site,'' they said.

Wyden said $600,000 has been spent on the program so far and the Pentagon plans to spend an additional $149,000 this year. The Pentagon has requested $3 million for the program for next year and $5 million for the following year.

Wyden said the Senate version of next year's defense spending bill would cut off money for the program, but the House version would fund it. The two versions will have to be reconciled.

07/29/03 02:02 EDT

Copyright 2003 The Associated Press.
Update (AP): The Pentagon's plan to establish a futures market to predict terrorist acts will be abandoned, Senate Armed Services Committee chairman said. Sen. John Warner, R-Va., said he spoke by phone with the program's director, ''and we mutually agreed that this thing should be stopped.'' -- Details to Come
graemlins/jpshakehead.gif graemlins/stupid.gif :(
(still, how does one even come up with this kind of idea?)

jimmymack-2000
07-29-2003, 10:12 AM
Karl Marx would be rolling in his grave! This is capitalist profiteering, without any capital!

Incidentally, there is already a weather futures market in the U.S., where traders essentially make bets on whether it'll be raining or sunny a few weeks from now... graemlins/jpshakehead.gif

Fletch
07-29-2003, 10:16 AM
I believe they came to their senses.

Very hot topic on C-SPAN's Washington Journal this morning, though. Peace.

http://www.nydailynews.com/front/breaking_news/story/104784p-94806c.html

mdpm99
07-29-2003, 10:22 AM
Greetings:

Can we say Stupid? graemlins/stupid.gif

Okay the Supreme Court was dense when they concluded that George W. Bush should be President. But this idea even tops that in the category of Idiots that are In Charge of the Village. This is some Gambling Addicts way of getting some jollies while at work. This plan would hold about as much water as the Edsall did for Ford. Anyone with the intelligence of a field mouse would call this plan stupid, and immoral. graemlins/stupid.gif

Please let us wake up before this nightmare gets worse.

:(

d

Ps. Would you bet on the millions of innocent lives that live in our country? graemlins/stupid.gif

[ July 29, 2003, 11:24 AM: Message edited by: david mancuso ]

Placid
07-29-2003, 10:46 AM
i think you're being abit harsh on field mice there david.

mdpm99
07-29-2003, 10:54 AM
Originally posted by Placid:
i think you're being abit harsh on field mice there david. Greetings Placid.....

Sorry, ....if it came out the wrong way....

Referring to the people who thought this scheme up.

d

Ps. Also discovered a mouse in my apt. 2 days ago. :eek: I am going to borrow my friends "humane mouse catcher" where it is peacefully trapped and then later I can go out and let it free without killing it.....letting nature takes it's course.

[ July 29, 2003, 12:02 PM: Message edited by: david mancuso ]

mhd
07-29-2003, 10:59 AM
i knew what you were talking about as soon as i saw the title

mdpm99
07-29-2003, 11:15 AM
Greetings:

Only moments ago on MSNBC, they reported that Congress has dropped it citing the Republican influenced program as not such a brilliant idea.
Therefore, all of the supporters of this program who blindly support anything - regardless of what it is, or how wide ranging the negative effects of such an ill advised proposal would be, as long as its Republican - should re-think that concept. Those whose reflex is to blindly berate and belittle anyone who criticizes this trading or betting program doesn't currently know what logic is...because even most Republicans came out today to banish it.
A) Both the Senate and the Congress thought the idea WAS stupid.
B) 90% of those who spoke about it via polls and message boards thought it was stupid
C) This is recorded on the Bush Administration's reputation
D) November 2004 continues to look a lot more interesting


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Did you think the Pentagon's Policy Analysis Market was a good idea?

82% No 51,774
10% Yes 6,602
8% I'm not sure 5,051
Total votes: 63,427

[ July 29, 2003, 12:22 PM: Message edited by: david mancuso ]

mdpm99
07-29-2003, 11:25 AM
Greetings Martino:

Thank you for posting this article!

graemlins/respekt.gif

d

mdpm99
07-29-2003, 11:43 AM
www.policyanalysismarket.org (http://www.policyanalysismarket.org)

nev m
07-29-2003, 12:18 PM
Originally posted by david mancuso:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Placid:
i think you're being abit harsh on field mice there david. Greetings Placid.....

Sorry, ....if it came out the wrong way....

Referring to the people who thought this scheme up.

d

Ps. Also discovered a mouse in my apt. 2 days ago. :eek: I am going to borrow my friends "humane mouse catcher" where it is peacefully trapped and then later I can go out and let it free without killing it.....letting nature takes it's course. </font>[/QUOTE]Beware David ! Mice instinctively know where home is. By the time you've got on the subway the mouse will probably be home already! (hope he's got the kettle on)