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MusicFilter
12-22-2003, 03:03 PM
Mine was underwear from my grandmother (as a kid).
richierich
12-22-2003, 03:04 PM
Fruit cake.
JMJ
12-22-2003, 03:05 PM
Mine was getting fired for no reason last Monday. Merry Fucking Christmas.......JMJ mad1.gif
Jolyon
12-22-2003, 03:07 PM
herpes.
dj c-los
12-22-2003, 03:12 PM
Originally posted by JMJ:
Mine was getting fired for no reason last Monday. Merry Fucking Christmas.......JMJ mad1.gif did you receive your gift while standing under a mistletoe?
At least this present will be memorable.

Maybe you should consider giving him a gift to remember...

http://www3.memlane.com/gromboug/punch.gif
JMJ
12-22-2003, 03:14 PM
Originally posted by clos7:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by JMJ:
Mine was getting fired for no reason last Monday. Merry Fucking Christmas.......JMJ mad1.gif did you receive your gift while standing under a mistletoe?
At least this present will be memorable.

Maybe you should consider giving him a gift to remember...

http://www3.memlane.com/gromboug/punch.gif </font>[/QUOTE]Not funny. I'm still pissed. He's not worth going to jail over.....JMJ
dj c-los
12-22-2003, 03:19 PM
Originally posted by JMJ:
Not funny. I'm still pissed. He's not worth going to jail over.....JMJSorry bud, not meaning to joke.

Hope you and the family have a Merry Christmas and thanks for the advice you've given me in the past (PM's).

;)

[ December 22, 2003, 03:22 PM: Message edited by: clos7 ]
Sensei Melei
12-22-2003, 03:23 PM
My girlfriend went to visit her "sister" ;) in NY the week of X-mas, didn't bother to call a brother on X-mas day and didn't return until after Valentine's Day.

Needless to say that was the end of her... AR15firing.gif
JMJ
12-22-2003, 03:25 PM
Originally posted by clos7:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by JMJ:
Not funny. I'm still pissed. He's not worth going to jail over.....JMJSorry bud, not meaning to joke.

Hope you and the family have a Merry Christmas and thanks for the advice you've given me in the past (PM's).

;) </font>[/QUOTE]Have a nice holiday.......JMJ ;)
dj_wubwub
12-23-2003, 12:57 AM
Originally posted by chgodj3:
Mine was underwear from my grandmother (as a kid). I am with you on that one, what makes old people think a 10-20yr old would want underwear for xmas.Maybe after the war or during the depression new underwear was a luxury.
I had an Great-Auntie who would always give me socks, handerchiefs or underpants for xmas. It became real hard to fake excitement.I had another Great-Auntie who wouldn't even bother buying me a present just cash in a card. That was the shit.
TonyB
12-23-2003, 10:04 AM
Chi, chi, chi, chia!!! A fuck*n Chia pet. What's the purpose of this so-called gift???
nev m
12-23-2003, 03:47 PM
A m********king wheelbarrow when I was 6 years old from my father so I could put firewood by the backdoor. It was that big I couldn't lift it for another year.
AgentDoubleA
12-23-2003, 03:56 PM
My brother was 7, my sister was 3, and I was 6. My dad thought it would be a good lesson to write a note from "Santa" saying that we behaved badly all year and that we were'nt getting presents. mad1.gif

Good ole dad settled us down (we were crying our heads off). Made us pray and ask for forgiveness. We cried ourselves to sleep anyway. A few hours later we woke up to a living room full of toys. graemlins/jpshakehead.gif
imported_Gman
12-23-2003, 03:57 PM
A gift card at Marshall Field with no money on it. (not funny) graemlins/jpshakehead.gif
richierich
12-23-2003, 04:02 PM
Originally posted by Tony Bracey:
Chi, chi, chi, chia!!! A fuck*n Chia pet. What's the purpose of this so-called gift???
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
graemlins/rofl.gif graemlins/rofl.gif graemlins/rofl.gif
richierich
12-23-2003, 04:04 PM
Originally posted by nev m:
A m********king wheelbarrow when I was 6 years old from my father so I could put firewood by the backdoor. It was that big I couldn't lift it for another year. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..
graemlins/rofl.gif graemlins/rofl.gif graemlins/rofl.gif
richierich
12-23-2003, 04:05 PM
I SERIOUSLY CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
E-Phi
12-23-2003, 04:06 PM
Originally posted by Gman:
A gift card at Marshall Field with no money on it. (not funny) graemlins/jpshakehead.gif DAMN! I hope you found out there was no money on it before you were at the register.
DJ RON C
12-23-2003, 04:10 PM
My parents (I really love them) could not get my size right no matter how many times I would tell them...

so for the first 31 years of my life, I have never gotten an article of clothing that has fit me right. Sample comment: "baby, I though you were a medium...

God bless my wife for hooking them up up and getting them hip to the game-now I don't wear clothes two sizes too small anymore...unless I am going to Carnival... graemlins/rofl5.gif graemlins/cool_shades.gif
imported_Gman
12-23-2003, 04:13 PM
Originally posted by E-Phi:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Gman:
A gift card at Marshall Field with no money on it. (not funny) graemlins/jpshakehead.gif DAMN! I hope you found out there was no money on it before you were at the register. </font>[/QUOTE]Yeah I was at the register. I had picked out some nice stuff.
VEESTER
12-23-2003, 04:15 PM
Originally posted by AgentDoubleA:
My brother was 7, my sister was 3, and I was 6. My dad thought it would be a good lesson to write a note from "Santa" saying that we behaved badly all year and that we were'nt getting presents. mad1.gif

Good ole dad settled us down (we were crying our heads off). Made us pray and ask for forgiveness. We cried ourselves to sleep anyway. A few hours later we woke up to a living room full of toys. graemlins/jpshakehead.gif LOL! Your dad had you guys going!!!
VEESTER
12-23-2003, 04:16 PM
Originally posted by Gman:
A gift card at Marshall Field with no money on it. (not funny) graemlins/jpshakehead.gif That's some shady sh*t!!!
Jamie 3:26
12-23-2003, 04:21 PM
A big ass 2 dollar bottle of Colonge.That shit was at least a liter of nasty ass fumes,disguised as a scent.

I accepted the gift because it came from my aunt.I always used to piss her off,can't ya tell.... graemlins/rofl.gif
Discogoddess
12-23-2003, 04:21 PM
My husband getting laid off four days before Christmas in 2001. Just AFTER we moved into a twice-as-expensive apartment, bought all the gifts AND paid for our 2002 summer vacation...gotta love that. smile.gif
E-Phi
12-23-2003, 04:23 PM
Originally posted by Gman:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by E-Phi:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Gman:
A gift card at Marshall Field with no money on it. (not funny) graemlins/jpshakehead.gif DAMN! I hope you found out there was no money on it before you were at the register. </font>[/QUOTE]Yeah I was at the register. I had picked out some nice stuff. </font>[/QUOTE]What they do? Use it before they gave it to you? It's payback time http://deephousepage.com/smilies/gonnagetit.gif
VEESTER
12-23-2003, 04:24 PM
A train set I got. The damn thang only went backwards!!!
TonyB
12-23-2003, 04:33 PM
Originally posted by richierich:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Tony Bracey:
Chi, chi, chi, chia!!! A fuck*n Chia pet. What's the purpose of this so-called gift???
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
graemlins/rofl.gif graemlins/rofl.gif graemlins/rofl.gif </font>[/QUOTE]Rich,

This gift was so pathetic, I had to laugh at it myself!
richierich
12-23-2003, 04:41 PM
Originally posted by VEESTER:
A train set I got. The damn thang only went backwards!!! Ok now my stomach is hurting from laughing so much..thank god my boss is gone...I remember as a kid one X-mas I went into my mother's closet and found one of her old dresses, wrapped it all nice and neat and gave it to her for X-mas..I actualy thought she was NOT gonna recognize this dress as being one of hers.

[ December 23, 2003, 04:45 PM: Message edited by: richierich ]
Jamie 3:26
12-23-2003, 04:43 PM
Originally posted by richierich:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by VEESTER:
A train set I got. The damn thang only went backwards!!! Ok now my stomach is hurting from laughing so much..thank god my boss is gone. </font>[/QUOTE]That was a Wiebolt's basement special.... graemlins/rofl.gif
shanequa sanchez
12-23-2003, 05:24 PM
salt and pepper shakers set.
i've gotten plastic ones, glass ones...wooden ones...like WTF!!!!! i'm a freakin' magnet for these things!! i swear i get them like every other year...NO MORE SALT AND PEPPER SHAKERS....PLEASE!!!!!! AR15firing.gif