rob brito
06-16-2003, 07:13 PM
>A blonde calls her boyfriend and says please come over here and help
>me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure out how to get
>it started.
>
>Her boyfriend asks "What is it supposed to be when it's finished".
>The blonde says "According to the picture on the box, it's a
>tiger".
>
>Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets
>him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the
>table.
>He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box. Then
>turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do... We're
>not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything
>resembling a tiger".
>
>He held her hand and said "Second, I'd advise you to relax". "Let's
>have a cup of coffee, and then..."
>He sighed "let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box."
>me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure out how to get
>it started.
>
>Her boyfriend asks "What is it supposed to be when it's finished".
>The blonde says "According to the picture on the box, it's a
>tiger".
>
>Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets
>him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the
>table.
>He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box. Then
>turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do... We're
>not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything
>resembling a tiger".
>
>He held her hand and said "Second, I'd advise you to relax". "Let's
>have a cup of coffee, and then..."
>He sighed "let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box."