I'm in a horribly evil mood today...

[larry rauson]

Would anyone be willing to volunteer to let me KICK THEIR ASS? I'm willing to travel to administer a tremendous ass kicking...

Larry "I'm a one legged man, and I won the ass kicking contest" Rauson

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What's up YOUR ass? graemlins/cool_shades.gif

[ June 12, 2003, 08:10 AM: Message edited by: Albert D. ]

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Originally posted by larry rauson:
I've just killed and cannibalized an old dot matrix printer... mad1.gif

Larry hmmmmmmmm...let me guess. A fellow office worker?

[larry rauson]

I've just killed and cannibalized an old dot matrix printer... mad1.gif

Larry

[larry rauson]

The office door just accidentally fell of in my hand, and crushed the maintenance guy a couple of times...

Larry

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ewwwwwww!! that's ghetto! better get that shit fixed.

[The Donger]

This will make you feel better, click on the dots to play along to the music and move your cursor around to play different video clips, also click on arrows to get to different screens.

http://www.canyon68.com/v2/canyon68.html

This site is seriously beautiful.

[larry rauson]

Ok, G.O.D., now I'm really pissed off, all that beautiful serene stuff just made my blood itch, just call me Rock Roll cuz I gotta twitch...where is my ex-wife when I need her? Shge could show me the face of TRUE EVIL...if I don't kill this office, this office is gonna kill me...this room is alive, everyday the walls are a different color, today they are orange...who paints their office orange, yesterday this office was hot pink, getting madder by the minute, if you hear an explosion coming from the general vicinity of Elizabeth, NJ, it's only me spontaneously combusting...

larry

[ June 12, 2003, 08:46 AM: Message edited by: larry rauson ]

[larry rauson]

[ June 12, 2003, 08:47 AM: Message edited by: larry rauson ]

[DJ Skillz]

Originally posted by larry rauson:
Larry, calm down. Just think of the good old days, at the Brown Derby :eek: . DJ battles, Lock door joints etc....... :D

[larry rauson]

The Brown Derby with a well known Diva doing dildo tricks behind the bar, on Trumball Street in Elizabeth, that Brown Derby?

Larry "I Don't frequent that sort of establishment" Rauson

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Why don't you go take a walk for some fresh air. Breathe that dirty shit in and walk back to work like nothing happened. It wouldn't hurt to have a beer laying around either.

[DJ Skillz]

Originally posted by larry rauson:
The Brown Derby with a well known Diva doing dildo tricks behind the bar, on Trumball Street in Elizabeth, that Brown Derby?

Larry "I Don't frequent that sort of establishment" Rauson See, it worked. You typed with no violence in your response. Now think about the Country Inn or Bennys.. Just kidding I never been to those places graemlins/nono.gif just have (I mean heard) stories.

[larry rauson]

My previously foul mood has been lightened considerably, I think I might actually have the beginnings of a smile on my pretty pretty face...

Larry

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Should I stay tuned to the television for breaking news? You never know...Larry might go bonkers and start blasting people. graemlins/conf44.gif

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Damn!! Why'd you guys calm him down? I was looking forward to a little violence today. Damn!! graemlins/cussing.gif

[larry rauson]

Country Inn, the chick with two, that's right two belly buttons, ran into the Klan down there inFranklin Township, Benny's right after Blackbox, Titties, thats right TITTIES all over the place, little room in the back if the titties weren't enough...that joint was just sleazy...

Larry

[larry rauson]

Don't worry Albert, I used to be a professional wrestler, I always carry a steel chair in my back pocket... :eek:

Larry

[CG63]

Originally posted by Albert D.:
Damn!! Why'd you guys calm him down? I was looking forward to a little violence today. Damn!! graemlins/cussing.gif Word, I have some co-workers here thats due for a ass whoopin.

Damn Larry, The Country Inn!!? The things I saw up in that spot. :eek:

[larry rauson]

Charles, we had a spot here in Elizabeth for a minute called Fascinations...completely nekkid...can you say funky fingers, even thew bar maid was nekkid and showing that stuff all up on the bar...they had a chick with three thats right three good sized titties, the third one was always moving against the other two..very freaky

Larry

[der geile hund]

Tell us more about these dildo tricks.

[larry rauson]

Originally posted by der geile hund:
Tell us more about these dildo tricks. You really should be asking "who's the well known diva that was doing dildo tricks at the Brown Derby?"

Larry

[der geile hund]

Originally posted by larry rauson:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by der geile hund:
Tell us more about these dildo tricks. You really should be asking "who's the well known diva that was doing dildo tricks at the Brown Derby?"

Larry </font>[/QUOTE]I'm slowly leading up to that.

[larry rauson]

One of her favorite tricks was to insert the dildo all the way, work it around a little bit and give it to one of the guys at the bar. If he gave the dildo a hummer, he got a free drink. You'd be surprised at how many guys would suck a dildo for a rum and coke...

Larry

[DJ Skillz]

Larry I'll save the Bronx spots for your next episod. :D I'll save Eleganza for that episod of violence also.

[der geile hund]

Damn. I would've done it for a handful of peanuts.

How about one more trick, and then we'll start guessing names?

[larry rauson]

Originally posted by der geile hund:
Damn. I would've done it for a handful of peanuts.

How about one more trick, and then we'll start guessing names? She would deep throat the dildo, and it was a good size dildo, and drink a beer at the same time, amazing

Larry

[der geile hund]

That's it. I'm buying all her records. What was her name again?

[Sensei Melei]

Originally posted by larry rauson:
Would anyone be willing to volunteer to let me KICK THEIR ASS? I'm willing to travel to administer a tremendous ass kicking...

Larry "I'm a one legged man, and I won the ass kicking contest" Rauson Come on down, I'm having a ****ed up day myself. If you kick my ass, maybe I'll feel better. Then I'll kick yours!!

[jimmymack-2000]

AHAHAHA!! Fisto's gonna "erect" a shrine to her!

[Koffy Brown]

Larry you are crazy... graemlins/rofl.gif

[larry rauson]

I cannot and will not say...but you can find her records on one of the premiere labels out of Jersey, and that's the last I will say about that.

Larry

[larry rauson]

Originally posted by Sensei Melei-1010:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by larry rauson:
Would anyone be willing to volunteer to let me KICK THEIR ASS? I'm willing to travel to administer a tremendous ass kicking...

Larry "I'm a one legged man, and I won the ass kicking contest" Rauson Come on down, I'm having a ****ed up day myself. If you kick my ass, maybe I'll feel better. Then I'll kick yours!! </font>[/QUOTE]No my friend, after I kick an ass, there is no reciprocation. My ass will not be kicked

Larry "never kick an ass before it's time" Rauson

[larry rauson]

Originally posted by Ashaki:
Larry you are crazy... graemlins/rofl.gif Crazy and truthful

Larry

[Sensei Melei]

Originally posted by larry rauson:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Sensei Melei-1010:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by larry rauson:
Would anyone be willing to volunteer to let me KICK THEIR ASS? I'm willing to travel to administer a tremendous ass kicking...

Larry "I'm a one legged man, and I won the ass kicking contest" Rauson Come on down, I'm having a ****ed up day myself. If you kick my ass, maybe I'll feel better. Then I'll kick yours!! </font>[/QUOTE]No my friend, after I kick an ass, there is no reciprocation. My ass will not be kicked

Larry "never kick an ass before it's time" Rauson </font>[/QUOTE]Fair enough, then I'll go first...

[Ken1015]

Larry, it sounds like you need to pay a visit to your neighbor so she can put you in your place. http://deephousepage.com/smilies/spank2.gif

[Koffy Brown]

Originally posted by Soulful1015:
Larry, it sounds like you need to pay a visit to your neighbor so she can put you in your place. http://deephousepage.com/smilies/spank2.gif I'll be there tomorrow...ooops...didn't mean to let the cat out the bag ;)

[larry rauson]

mY NEIGHBOR DOWN THE STREET, THE DOMINATRIX IS MOVING TO NYC, SO SHE CAN GET MORE BUSINESS. I'M GOING TO MISS HER...PARDON THE CAPS.

LARRY