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09-15-2003, 01:13 PM

Okay.. Would you ever have physical contact with someone you've never meet in person face to face? But before you think I'm crazy let me explain. Okay I've seen this person in pictures and we've talked on the phone, but we've never meet face to face. Now a request has been made to meet at a secret location, but the catch is I have to be blindfolded. I asked "why can't I see?", and she said "tonight it's all about me", Needless to say,I did agree to this graemlins/grinyes.gif . I guess I do have a little freakiness inside graemlins/cool_shades.gif , but am I crazy for agreeing to this or am I just over reacting?

mhd

09-15-2003, 01:16 PM

nah, man, do it, it will be great. especially at the end of the night you will find out its BHouse

kev

09-15-2003, 01:18 PM

graemlins/rofl.gif

09-15-2003, 01:18 PM

Originally posted by mhd:
nah, man, do it, it will be great. especially at the end of the night you will find out its BHouse I won't be able to look, until next time...
So I'm gonna go home, drained, but not knowing what she really looks like in person.. graemlins/grinyes.gif

'Magic' Juan

09-15-2003, 01:19 PM

Dude .. you are one funny mofo ...

magic_juan :D

Mack-Williams

09-15-2003, 01:20 PM

I have done it before. I met my present girlfriend that way, but it was just to go out to the movies.

[ September 15, 2003, 02:21 PM: Message edited by: Mack-Williams ]

mhd

09-15-2003, 01:20 PM

Originally posted by Michael J. Carmona:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by mhd:
nah, man, do it, it will be great. especially at the end of the night you will find out its BHouse I won't be able to look, until next time...
So I'm gonna go home, drained, but not knowing what she really looks like in person.. graemlins/grinyes.gif [/QUOTE]you are gonna love the horse and carriage ride

09-15-2003, 01:20 PM

Originally posted by mhd:
nah, man, do it, it will be great. especially at the end of the night you will find out its BHouse graemlins/spanka.gif I barely caught the BHouse part!!!

09-15-2003, 01:21 PM

Originally posted by Mack-Williams:
I have done it before. I met my present girlfriend that way. really? did you peek? Did you wanna peek? explain with details..

Mack-Williams

09-15-2003, 01:22 PM

Originally posted by Michael J. Carmona:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Mack-Williams:
I have done it before. I met my present girlfriend that way. really? did you peek? Did you wanna peek? explain with details.. [/QUOTE]No blindsfold. We were chatting on-line back in 99. I didn't see no pics of her and she didn't see any pics of me.

[ September 15, 2003, 02:23 PM: Message edited by: Mack-Williams ]

'Magic' Juan

09-15-2003, 01:22 PM

All I gotta say is you are taking a risk. Unless you are for sure 100% this is a LADY, I would not do it. Once you meet and then you wanna try some freaky stuff, fine. I want to know what I am getting in to before I venture out.

magic_juan

DISKOQUEEN99

09-15-2003, 01:22 PM

Don't do it.

1. It might be a pre-op/post-op transvestite and you might be a future guest on Jerry Springer. This could haunt you for the rest of your life and put your sexuality in question when you find out.

2. You might get jacked. Yeah, let somebody tie you up, blindfold you, (maybe get you naked) and rob you and leave you tied up. When/if help does come, you'll have some 'splaining to do.

3. It just isn't safe! You could get killed. You don't really KNOW this person. Post your pic so I'll know who you are when your mug is on the side of my milk carton or on that slip of paper in my mailbox.

4. Secret location? Leave that as a memo on your answering machine so when they're looking for you, they'll know where you went.

[ September 15, 2003, 02:24 PM: Message edited by: DISKOQUEEN99 ]

kev

09-15-2003, 01:23 PM

Originally posted by mhd:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Michael J. Carmona:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by mhd:
nah, man, do it, it will be great. especially at the end of the night you will find out its BHouse I won't be able to look, until next time...
So I'm gonna go home, drained, but not knowing what she really looks like in person.. graemlins/grinyes.gif [/QUOTE]you are gonna love the horse and carriage ride [/QUOTE]You sound like you know quite a bit about this topic.

09-15-2003, 01:24 PM

Discoqueen99, and Magic Juan

I know for sure she is ALL LADY!!

'Magic' Juan

09-15-2003, 01:25 PM

How so? Is it just the voice? Don't be too sure my friend. Even after you DO see "her," you better start checking for some surgery scars. I kid you not!

magic_juan

DISKOQUEEN99

09-15-2003, 01:26 PM

Originally posted by Michael J. Carmona:
Discoqueen99, and Magic Juan

I know for sure she is ALL LADY!! NO YOU DON'T!

If you have never been face to face with this person and you have not reached down on this person to see if you all are packing the same "hardware", that is only your OPINION.

Did you take that test on a previous post that had like 15 potential transvestites? I'd like to know your score. If you haven't taken it, find it and take the test.

All that glitters ain't gold.

I'm hearing Aerosmith's "Dude Looks Like a Lady"

[ September 15, 2003, 02:31 PM: Message edited by: DISKOQUEEN99 ]

mhd

09-15-2003, 01:27 PM

Originally posted by Michael J. Carmona:
Discoqueen99, and Magic Juan

I know for sure she is ALL LADY!! word, go with your gut instinct, ignore the testicles and enjoy the rose petals and champagne

Mack-Williams

09-15-2003, 01:30 PM

I would suggest meeting first before you get into some crazy freaky stuff. Meet in a mall, museum or zoo, some place with alot of people.

[ September 15, 2003, 02:30 PM: Message edited by: Mack-Williams ]

09-15-2003, 01:30 PM

Originally posted by DISKOQUEEN99:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Michael J. Carmona:
Discoqueen99, and Magic Juan

I know for sure she is ALL LADY!! NO YOU DON'T!

If you have never been face to face with this person and you have not reached down on this person to see if you all are packing the same "hardware", that is only your OPINION.

Did you take that test on a previous post that had like 15 potential transvestites? I'd like to know your score. If you haven't taken it, find it and take the test. [/QUOTE]Nah I know she's 100% lady. I've seen pics and I know people that know her, but we've never met face to face.

imported_Gman

09-15-2003, 01:32 PM

Originally posted by mhd:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Michael J. Carmona:
Discoqueen99, and Magic Juan

I know for sure she is ALL LADY!! word, go with your gut instinct, ignore the testicles and enjoy the rose petals and champagne [/QUOTE]http://deephousepage.com/smilies/lach.gif Mark get back to work

'Magic' Juan

09-15-2003, 01:32 PM

Well, you can't always trust pics which is why I would rather meet the person first to confirm femininity. As for the people you know, are you sure they aren't setting you up for some hijinks? All I am saying is be careful out there. Things are not always what they seem ....

magic_juan

ChiJAM

09-15-2003, 01:32 PM

I will look for you on a future MPEG at: http://www.baitbus.com...

ChiJAM

mhd

09-15-2003, 01:35 PM

mike, forget these haters, you only live once, and when you meet the mystery lady, ignore the adam's apple, that's just a lump in her throat

09-15-2003, 01:35 PM

Originally posted by Magic Juan:
Well, you can't always trust pics which is why I would rather meet the person first to confirm femininity. As for the people you know, are you sure they aren't setting you up for some hijinks? All I am saying is be careful out there. Things are not always what they seem ....

magic_juan OKAY dude. I'm ignoring everything you posted. So tell me straight from one freak to another freak, would you go?

[ September 15, 2003, 02:35 PM: Message edited by: Michael J. Carmona ]

09-15-2003, 01:36 PM

Originally posted by mhd:
mike, forget these haters, you only live once, and when you meet the mystery lady, ignore the adam's apple, that's just a lump in her throat icon_rofl.gif icon_rofl.gif graemlins/rofl.gif graemlins/rofl.gif stop that shit!

DISKOQUEEN99

09-15-2003, 01:37 PM

Originally posted by Michael J. Carmona:
Nah I know she's 100% lady. I've seen pics and I know people that know her, but we've never met face to face. Pictures means that it's a woman? The word of others is also Opinion. Some things you need to verify yourself, but the setting you describe, blindfolded, secret location, sounds shady. This is pretty much the scenario of men on Jerry Springer who have unwittingly been with other men.
Oh, they're beautiful, looks like a woman. Well how did you do it and not know? "I was blindfolded." Where was his "tool"?
Duct-taped to his body. Remember, she says "it's all about me."

BHouse

09-15-2003, 01:38 PM

Originally posted by mhd:
nah, man, do it, it will be great. especially at the end of the night you will find out its BHouse Yo...This caught me totally by surprise. I am reading this and I like man that shit sound familiar. I am literally crying ovahere... I fell out the chair laughin so hard. That was funny as hell... You got me... icon_rofl.gif icon_rofl.gif icon_rofl.gif
Seriously though, what kind of Champagne you like...? graemlins/bolt.gif

[ September 15, 2003, 02:41 PM: Message edited by: BHouse ]

09-15-2003, 01:40 PM

Originally posted by DISKOQUEEN99:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Michael J. Carmona:
Nah I know she's 100% lady. I've seen pics and I know people that know her, but we've never met face to face. Pictures means that it's a woman? The word of others is also Opinion. Some things you need to verify yourself, but the setting you describe, blindfolded, secret location, sounds shady. This is pretty much the scenario of men on Jerry Springer who have unwittingly been with other men.
Oh, they're beautiful, looks like a woman. Well how did you do it and not know? "I was blindfolded." Where was his "tool"?
Duct-taped to his body. Remember, she says "it's all about me." [/QUOTE]Ummmm... I know exactly what you mean, but I'm sure she's a lady. She has children.

Sharp Eye Washington

09-15-2003, 01:43 PM

I would never venture into that zone. Mike whatever you decide be safe. Blind dates have never been popular with me. Anytime someone tried to fix me up with a cousin friend or sister who I never met I always refused. Don't wanna be stuck with Alice the Goon at Red Lobster.

'Magic' Juan

09-15-2003, 01:45 PM

QUOTE]OKAY dude. I'm ignoring everything you posted. So tell me straight from one freak to another freak, would you go? [/QB][/QUOTE]

Would I go? Yeah, but not blindfolded. I would ask to meet somewhere public and talk. Then we would take it from there. Once I am certain this person is for real, then we can get down to business. Think with your head (the one above your shoulders, that is). ;)

magic_juan graemlins/cool_shades.gif

Martin Red

09-15-2003, 01:45 PM

Originally posted by Michael J. Carmona:
to meet at a secret location, but the catch is I have to be blindfolded. how does this work ?

mhd

09-15-2003, 01:46 PM

DUCT TAPE!!! WTF!!!

mhd

09-15-2003, 01:47 PM

Originally posted by Martin Red:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Michael J. Carmona:
to meet at a secret location, but the catch is I have to be blindfolded. how does this work ? [/QUOTE]stun gun

JMJ

09-15-2003, 01:47 PM

Originally posted by Michael J. Carmona:
Okay.. Would you ever have physical contact with someone you've never meet in person face to face? But before you think I'm crazy let me explain. Okay I've seen this person in pictures and we've talked on the phone, but we've never meet face to face. Now a request has been made to meet at a secret location, but the catch is I have to be blindfolded. I asked "why can't I see?", and she said "tonight it's all about me", Needless to say,I did agree to this graemlins/grinyes.gif . I guess I do have a little freakiness inside graemlins/cool_shades.gif , but am I crazy for agreeing to this or am I just over reacting? Blindfolded = She's probably a troll.....JMJ

[ September 15, 2003, 02:48 PM: Message edited by: JMJ ]

Koffy Brown

09-15-2003, 01:48 PM

Originally posted by Michael J. Carmona:
Okay.. Would you ever have physical contact with someone you've never meet in person face to face? But before you think I'm crazy let me explain. Okay I've seen this person in pictures and we've talked on the phone, but we've never meet face to face. Now a request has been made to meet at a secret location, but the catch is I have to be blindfolded. I asked "why can't I see?", and she said "tonight it's all about me", Needless to say,I did agree to this graemlins/grinyes.gif . I guess I do have a little freakiness inside graemlins/cool_shades.gif , but am I crazy for agreeing to this or am I just over reacting? ummmm not to rain on your parade but I don't care what anyone says...you need to look...forreal...i'm being dead serious....play this game after you've met this person seriously...you need to look at everything...catch my drift...

DISKOQUEEN99

09-15-2003, 01:51 PM

Originally posted by Michael J. Carmona:
Ummmm... I know exactly what you mean, but I'm sure she's a lady. She has children. Did she actually GIVE BIRTH to them? And how do you know this? Hell, Rosie O'Donnell has kids too. (Not to say she's a former man, but she's close)

I'm not trying to be all negative and everything, but this is for real. You guys have to be very careful out there with these people playing masquerade. This could mess you up in the head for life.

Martin Red

09-15-2003, 01:52 PM

Originally posted by mhd:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Martin Red:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Michael J. Carmona:
to meet at a secret location, but the catch is I have to be blindfolded. how does this work ? [/QUOTE]stun gun [/QUOTE]details, location, how does it work ? you just go to a room and stick a blindfold on ? what ?

JMJ

09-15-2003, 01:53 PM

Originally posted by Michael J. Carmona:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by DISKOQUEEN99:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Michael J. Carmona:
Nah I know she's 100% lady. I've seen pics and I know people that know her, but we've never met face to face. Pictures means that it's a woman? The word of others is also Opinion. Some things you need to verify yourself, but the setting you describe, blindfolded, secret location, sounds shady. This is pretty much the scenario of men on Jerry Springer who have unwittingly been with other men.
Oh, they're beautiful, looks like a woman. Well how did you do it and not know? "I was blindfolded." Where was his "tool"?
Duct-taped to his body. Remember, she says "it's all about me." [/QUOTE]Ummmm... I know exactly what you mean, but I'm sure she's a lady. She has children. [/QUOTE]And that's proof??.....JMJ

DISKOQUEEN99

09-15-2003, 01:55 PM

Originally posted by mhd:
DUCT TAPE!!! WTF!!! Hell yeah! I saw at least two people on Jerry who said that this is how they hid their "member." Duct tape is strong as hell and has many purposes. The same tape used to tape it up can be also used to bind the hands, as a gag and can painfully be used as the blindfold. graemlins/bolt.gif OUCH! Multi-purpose!

Rainless

09-15-2003, 01:56 PM

Stay away from her any women who won't let you see her is a TRUE FREAK!!! Maybe you should re-think this! ;)

MYOR

09-15-2003, 01:58 PM

Sounds like a set-up to me..... graemlins/bolt.gif

JMJ

09-15-2003, 02:00 PM

Originally posted by Rainless:
Stay away from her any women who won't let you see her is a TRUE FREAK!!! Maybe you should re-think this! ;) Or not. I think it's YOU that he's meeting......JMJ graemlins/cool_shades.gif

DISKOQUEEN99

09-15-2003, 02:02 PM

Yeah, let's step away from the "it might be a man" thing. How do you know you're not being set up by a cop or something using this person as a cover? So what if you know people who know this person or you've talked to this person. You don't know that's who's going to be at the set location. How many times do you see people setting up a meeting in a secret location with someone and get there and it's a sting? If I see you on the news I am going to crack up.

09-15-2003, 02:03 PM

Okay here's how it'll work. She will meet me at a store. She will park away from the front door, but she will still be in the parking lot. I will run in and get us some drinks, she will then follow me to the secret location. Once we get to the location I will go in alone, and she will follow me. I will be blindfolded. I totally trust this person. I know for a fact she is a women.

[ September 15, 2003, 03:05 PM: Message edited by: Michael J. Carmona ]

Rainless

09-15-2003, 02:03 PM

Sorry JMJ...Wrong. I'd show my face! graemlins/cool_shades.gif

alex zen

09-15-2003, 02:04 PM

it sounds like you've already made up your mind. so go do it and tell us how it went so we can say you "told you so." smile.gif

Mack-Williams

09-15-2003, 02:05 PM

Originally posted by Michael J. Carmona:
Okay here's how it'll work. She will meet me at a store. She will park away from the front door, but she will still be in the parking lot. I will run in and get us some drinks, she will then follow me to the secret location. Once we get to the location I will go in alone, and she will follow me. I will be blindfolded. I totally trust this person. I know for a fact she is a women. You must be really horny.

JMJ

09-15-2003, 02:05 PM

Originally posted by Rainless:
Sorry JMJ...Wrong. I'd show my face! graemlins/cool_shades.gif Exactly. He's the blindfolded one......JMJ

Koffy Brown

09-15-2003, 02:05 PM

Originally posted by Michael J. Carmona:
Okay here's how it'll work. She will meet me at a store. She will park away from the front door, but she will still be in the parking lot. i will run in and get us some drinks, she will then follow me to the secret location. Omce we get to the location I will go in alone, and she will follow me. I will be blindfolded. I totally trust this person. I know for a fact she is a women. It really don't have anything to do with her being a woman...what if she has lesions on her shit...what if there is some leaky green discharge you need to be aware of...just askin
further more if you are blindfolded how will you know it's her from the picture...

[ September 15, 2003, 03:05 PM: Message edited by: AshakiMzuri ]

'Magic' Juan

09-15-2003, 02:06 PM

Originally posted by Michael J. Carmona:
Okay here's how it'll work. She will meet me at a store. She will park away from the front door, but she will still be in the parking lot. i will run in and get us some drinks, she will then follow me to the secret location. Omce we get to the location I will go in alone, and she will follow me. I will be blindfolded. I totally trust this person. I know for a fact she is a women. Then "KONK," one of the bottles cracks you on the skull, leaving you bloody and twitching on the wooden floor. She reaches into your pocket to pull out your wallet. "$2!! I wasted my time on you for $2!!." She kicks you in the groin as she steps out the door and peels off with your lime-green Gremlin.

It could happen .....

magic_juan

JMJ

09-15-2003, 02:07 PM

DISKOQUEEN99

09-15-2003, 02:07 PM

Why do you trust her? Do you trust George Bush? How many people on this board do you trust?

Sh*t, trust me too. Go to the ATM, take out the max and meet me at a secret spot. Can I bind you with duct tape and blindfold you? Entice you a little. Rob you blind?

Are you seriously thinking about doing this?

[ September 15, 2003, 03:08 PM: Message edited by: DISKOQUEEN99 ]

09-15-2003, 02:07 PM

Originally posted by Mack-Williams:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Michael J. Carmona:
Okay here's how it'll work. She will meet me at a store. She will park away from the front door, but she will still be in the parking lot. I will run in and get us some drinks, she will then follow me to the secret location. Once we get to the location I will go in alone, and she will follow me. I will be blindfolded. I totally trust this person. I know for a fact she is a women. You must be really horny. [/QUOTE]graemlins/rofl.gif Well maybe a little!

'Magic' Juan

09-15-2003, 02:08 PM

Sh*t, trust me too. Go to the ATM, take out the max and meet me at a secret spot. Can I bind you with duct tape and blindfold you? Entice you a little. Rob you blind? [/QB]This sounds like a plan for the weekend! ;)

magic_juan

09-15-2003, 02:08 PM

Originally posted by Magic Juan:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Michael J. Carmona:
Okay here's how it'll work. She will meet me at a store. She will park away from the front door, but she will still be in the parking lot. i will run in and get us some drinks, she will then follow me to the secret location. Omce we get to the location I will go in alone, and she will follow me. I will be blindfolded. I totally trust this person. I know for a fact she is a women. Then "KONK," one of the bottles cracks you on the skull, leaving you bloody and twitching on the wooden floor. She reaches into your pocket to pull out your wallet. "$2!! I wasted my time on you for $2!!." She kicks you in the groin as she steps out the door and peels off with your lime-green Gremlin.

It could happen .....

magic_juan [/QUOTE]okay Mister.. Get into my car graemlins/bolt.gif

MYOR

09-15-2003, 02:08 PM

Rainless

09-15-2003, 02:08 PM

Originally posted by JMJ:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Rainless:
Sorry JMJ...Wrong. I'd show my face! graemlins/cool_shades.gif Exactly. He's the blindfolded one......JMJ [/QUOTE]icon_rofl.gif True he is the blind-folded one but it's not me!! Here let me re-phrase:
I would let him show his face! ;)

Jacques de Doozu

09-15-2003, 02:09 PM

Originally posted by Michael J. Carmona:
I know for a fact she is a women. so now she's schizophrenic too!! that's at LEAST a threesome... :D

JMJ

09-15-2003, 02:09 PM

Originally posted by DISKOQUEEN99:
Why do you trust her? Do you trust George Bush? How many people on this board do you trust?

Sh*t, trust me too. Go to the ATM, take out the max and meet me at a secret spot. Can I bind you with duct tape and blindfold you? Entice you a little. Rob you blind?

Are you seriously thinking about doing this? OK, I've got wood. Just don't poke my eyes out......JMJ ;)

09-15-2003, 02:09 PM

Originally posted by MYOR:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Michael J. Carmona:
Okay here's how it'll work. She will meet me at a store. She will park away from the front door, but she will still be in the parking lot. I will run in and get us some drinks, she will then follow me to the secret location. Once we get to the location I will go in alone, and she will follow me. I will be blindfolded. I totally trust this person. I know for a fact she is a women. Question?? Did any of your "friends" hook this up? :D [/QUOTE]you can say I was seduced, but I kinda liked it.

mhd

09-15-2003, 02:10 PM

Originally posted by AshakiMzuri:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Michael J. Carmona:
Okay here's how it'll work. She will meet me at a store. She will park away from the front door, but she will still be in the parking lot. i will run in and get us some drinks, she will then follow me to the secret location. Omce we get to the location I will go in alone, and she will follow me. I will be blindfolded. I totally trust this person. I know for a fact she is a women. It really don't have anything to do with her being a woman...what if she has lesions on her shit...what if there is some leaky green discharge you need to be aware of...just askin
further more if you are blindfolded how will you know it's her from the picture... [/QUOTE]leaky green discharge can also mean good luck

'Magic' Juan

09-15-2003, 02:10 PM

I think you better give me a call tonight, MC, so I can talk you outta this. As mentioned earlier, though, it seems that you have made your mind up and are looking for our approval. All I can say it best of luck to you. Things are not always what they seem ....

magic_juan

Jacques de Doozu

09-15-2003, 02:10 PM

Originally posted by JMJ:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Michael J. Carmona:
Okay here's how it'll work. She will meet me at a store. She will park away from the front door, but she will still be in the parking lot. I will run in and get us some drinks, she will then follow me to the secret location. Once we get to the location I will go in alone, and she will follow me. I will be blindfolded. I totally trust this person. I know for a fact she is a women. women = woman. Only a women if she's plural, meaning two heads or Siamese, which could be freaky in it's own way......JMJ [/QUOTE]damn, you beat me to it...

JMJ

09-15-2003, 02:11 PM

Originally posted by Rainless:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JMJ:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Rainless:
Sorry JMJ...Wrong. I'd show my face! graemlins/cool_shades.gif Exactly. He's the blindfolded one......JMJ [/QUOTE]icon_rofl.gif True he is the blind-folded one but it's not me!! Here let me re-phrase:
I would let him show his face! ;) [/QUOTE]After taking the blindfold off, of course......JMJ

09-15-2003, 02:11 PM

Originally posted by JMJ:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Rainless:
Stay away from her any women who won't let you see her is a TRUE FREAK!!! Maybe you should re-think this! ;) Or not. I think it's YOU that he's meeting......JMJ graemlins/cool_shades.gif [/QUOTE]http://deephousepage.com/smilies/conf40.gif graemlins/bolt.gif

DISKOQUEEN99

09-15-2003, 02:12 PM

Originally posted by Magic Juan:
]Then "KONK," one of the bottles cracks you on the skull, leaving you bloody and twitching on the wooden floor. She reaches into your pocket to pull out your wallet. "$2!! I wasted my time on you for $2!!." She kicks you in the groin as she steps out the door and peels off with your lime-green Gremlin.

It could happen .....

magic_juan I am sitting here crying! This is getting humorous with the possible outcomes.

WILL THEY REASSIGN OR RETIRE YOUR MEMBER NUMBER IN THE EVENT OF YOUR DISAPPEARANCE?

Seriously though, don't go.

[ September 15, 2003, 03:16 PM: Message edited by: DISKOQUEEN99 ]

mhd

09-15-2003, 02:13 PM

do it mike! but the minute you smell old spice, run like hell

JMJ

09-15-2003, 02:14 PM

Originally posted by Michael J. Carmona:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JMJ:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Rainless:
Stay away from her any women who won't let you see her is a TRUE FREAK!!! Maybe you should re-think this! ;) Or not. I think it's YOU that he's meeting......JMJ graemlins/cool_shades.gif [/QUOTE]http://deephousepage.com/smilies/conf40.gif graemlins/bolt.gif [/QUOTE]Uh huh......JMJ graemlins/grinyes.gif

Jacques de Doozu

09-15-2003, 02:15 PM

Originally posted by mhd:
do it mike! but the minute you smell old spice, run like hell i know women who like to put on men's perfume, wait until you feel the beard sting...

09-15-2003, 02:15 PM

You people are so funny. Yes, I am going. I know what I'm doing, and I'm sure I'll love it. I know she is a women. I know one of her cousins. I've never done this and I think it'll be exciting.

'Magic' Juan

09-15-2003, 02:16 PM

Before you decide to do this, MC, sign a paper stating that upon your death, I, magic juan of the DHP, shall inherit all your Italo records. By replying to this post, you will be legally bound by this statement. Thanks.

magic_juan graemlins/cool_shades.gif

mhd

09-15-2003, 02:18 PM

Originally posted by Michael J. Carmona:
You people are so funny. Yes, I am going. I know what I'm doing, and I'm sure I'll love it. I know she is a women. I know one of her cousins. I've never done this and I think it'll be exciting. enjoy it bruh, just remember to keep your anal optic nerve open

09-15-2003, 02:18 PM

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Ken1015

09-15-2003, 02:19 PM

Originally posted by alex zen:
it sounds like you've already made up your mind. so go do it and tell us how it went so we can say you "told you so." smile.gif How can it be wrong if it feels so right? http://deephousepage.com/smilies/biglaugha.gif

09-15-2003, 02:20 PM

Originally posted by JMJ:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Michael J. Carmona:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JMJ:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Rainless:
Stay away from her any women who won't let you see her is a TRUE FREAK!!! Maybe you should re-think this! ;) Or not. I think it's YOU that he's meeting......JMJ graemlins/cool_shades.gif [/QUOTE]http://deephousepage.com/smilies/conf40.gif graemlins/bolt.gif [/QUOTE]Uh huh......JMJ graemlins/grinyes.gif [/QUOTE]I tried talking her into this, but she wouldn't budge. I'm still trying though. She'll give in eventually. http://deephousepage.com/smilies/gap.gif

DISKOQUEEN99

09-15-2003, 02:22 PM

Go ahead then. You're probably being baited anyway. You're probably being lured with the prospect of being with one person and might end up with another. You'll be blindfolded and she might demand that there be no conversation so you won't know that you're with her cousin Gorgeous Gorillawit.

I'm kicking you out of VirgoLand!
(Happy belated birthday anyway)

'Magic' Juan

09-15-2003, 02:26 PM

One female with kids coming up ....

http://www.mulletsgalore.com/picturebooks/images/22_unexpected_visit/allynnegirlb4big.jpg

magic_juan

Rainless

09-15-2003, 02:27 PM

Originally posted by Magic Juan:
One female with kids coming up ....

http://www.mulletsgalore.com/picturebooks/images/22_unexpected_visit/allynnegirlb4big.jpg

magic_juan not all females with kids look like that...you try being pregnant for 10 months. smile.gif

mhd

09-15-2003, 02:28 PM

Mack-Williams

09-15-2003, 02:31 PM

Originally posted by Magic Juan:
One female with kids coming up ....

http://www.mulletsgalore.com/picturebooks/images/22_unexpected_visit/allynnegirlb4big.jpg

magic_juan That's how most blind dates off the internet look. graemlins/rofl.gif

DISKOQUEEN99

09-15-2003, 02:31 PM

Originally posted by Magic Juan:
One female with kids coming up ....

http://www.mulletsgalore.com/picturebooks/images/22_unexpected_visit/allynnegirlb4big.jpg

magic_juan Damn. Is that Jiminy Glick?

mhd

09-15-2003, 02:32 PM

jiminy glick, oh shit!

09-15-2003, 02:38 PM

I couldn't see the pic, but Rainless told me it's some big white chick with kids !!! graemlins/spanka.gif

I've seen pictures of this girl!!! Maybe I'll give the details after our encounter, and then again maybe not. graemlins/cool_shades.gif

[ September 15, 2003, 03:40 PM: Message edited by: Michael J. Carmona ]

dj c-los

09-15-2003, 02:42 PM

PUT "HER" TO THE ULTIMATE TEST
Before laying down, take your shoes off and have her do the same. Right before laying down, rub your feet against hers.
If her feet are crusty or toe nails are sharp..watch out could be a man!
You can also bet if your feet are a big as hers than you best hit the door man like a jack rabbit on fire! I might put money on that she's a brother undercover!
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either that or she has manly features...and manly features ain't cuttin it with me!

[ September 15, 2003, 03:45 PM: Message edited by: clos7 ]

09-15-2003, 02:48 PM

Originally posted by clos7:
PUT "HER" TO THE ULTIMATE TEST
Before laying down, take your shoes off and have her do the same. Right before laying down, rub your feet against hers.
If her feet are crusty or toe nails are sharp..watch out could be a man!
You can also bet if your feet are a big as hers than you best hit the door man like a jack rabbit on fire! I might put money on that she's a brother undercover!
graemlins/all_coholic.gif
either that or she has manly features...and manly features ain't cuttin it with me! Dude Dude Dude!! I know she is a female, I know her cousin, and I've seen her dad at the baseball fields. I think all these replies are very phuckin funny though !!!

SPG

09-15-2003, 02:49 PM

D J 1 3 8

09-15-2003, 02:56 PM

if that "blindfold" request isn't one big GIANT red flag, then I don't know what is. But hey, it's your funeral/transexual/livewebcam/whatever...

DISKOQUEEN99

09-15-2003, 03:02 PM

Originally posted by Michael J. Carmona:
Dude Dude Dude!! I know she is a female, I know her cousin, and I've seen her dad at the baseball fields. I think all these replies are very phuckin funny though !!! You don't know!!!!!!!!!!!!

1. Give a VALID reason why you KNOW she is a female. You've never met, her being a woman is so far just a RUMOR until proven otherwise; you've seen her dad, so what? All people have parents somewhere. That doesn't mean she's a woman. How do you know the cousin is really a cousin. Hell, people who are very close tend to just call each other cousin. But getting into the whole genetic link is unnecessary here.

2. Have you gotten out much in your life? I mean have you been off of the block? Did no one tell you about the bad, sick people in this world?

3. Do you have a plan for when you're bound, robbed, and left naked somewhere?

Damn, just had a thought-sorry, it's kinda horrible:

WHAT IF SHE'S REALLY A HE/SHE OR EVEN IF SHE'S ALL WOMAN-WHAT IF YOU GET VIOLATED?

You know what I mean? This may be a nut case or some out of control freak/dominatrix type and you could get sodomized.

Ponder it awhile.

Reality bites.

09-15-2003, 03:05 PM

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It's gonna be fun !!

[ September 15, 2003, 04:05 PM: Message edited by: Michael J. Carmona ]

DISKOQUEEN99

09-15-2003, 03:08 PM

Originally posted by Michael J. Carmona:
http://deephousepage.com/smilies/eusa_dance.gif http://deephousepage.com/smilies/clap.gif

It's gonna be fun !! Famous last words.

BHouse

09-15-2003, 03:11 PM

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Hercules...Hercules...Hercules...

[ September 15, 2003, 04:16 PM: Message edited by: BHouse ]

09-15-2003, 03:13 PM

graemlins/rofl.gif You people are funny !

mhd

09-15-2003, 03:17 PM

Originally posted by Michael J. Carmona:
graemlins/rofl.gif You people are funny ! you play baseball right, you may be switching to football after this date. mike goes in a shortstop, comes out a wide receiver

JMJ

09-15-2003, 03:22 PM

Originally posted by mhd:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Michael J. Carmona:
graemlins/rofl.gif You people are funny ! you play baseball right, you may be switching to football after this date. mike goes in a shortstop, comes out a wide receiver [/QUOTE]Or remains in baseball as a switch-hitter.....JMJ

09-15-2003, 03:25 PM

Originally posted by JMJ:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by mhd:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Michael J. Carmona:
graemlins/rofl.gif You people are funny ! you play baseball right, you may be switching to football after this date. mike goes in a shortstop, comes out a wide receiver [/QUOTE]Or remains in baseball as a switch-hitter.....JMJ [/QUOTE]You people are killin me!! graemlins/spanka.gif leave me alone!!!

kev

09-15-2003, 03:31 PM

JMJ

09-15-2003, 05:26 PM

Originally posted by IIBS:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JMJ:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by mhd:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Michael J. Carmona:
graemlins/rofl.gif You people are funny ! you play baseball right, you may be switching to football after this date. mike goes in a shortstop, comes out a wide receiver [/QUOTE]Or remains in baseball as a switch-hitter.....JMJ [/QUOTE]Unless he decides to join the other team! [/QUOTE]Only free agents can do that......JMJ

09-15-2003, 05:29 PM

Originally posted by Michael J. Carmona:
Okay.. Would you ever have physical contact with someone you've never meet in person face to face? But before you think I'm crazy let me explain. Okay I've seen this person in pictures and we've talked on the phone, but we've never meet face to face. Now a request has been made to meet at a secret location, but the catch is I have to be blindfolded. I asked "why can't I see?", and she said "tonight it's all about me", Needless to say,I did agree to this graemlins/grinyes.gif . I guess I do have a little freakiness inside graemlins/cool_shades.gif , but am I crazy for agreeing to this or am I just over reacting? Hey, idiota! Aren't you married, beeotch? What the fack are you doing, foo?

JMJ

09-15-2003, 05:40 PM

Originally posted by Albert Diaz:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Michael J. Carmona:
Okay.. Would you ever have physical contact with someone you've never meet in person face to face? But before you think I'm crazy let me explain. Okay I've seen this person in pictures and we've talked on the phone, but we've never meet face to face. Now a request has been made to meet at a secret location, but the catch is I have to be blindfolded. I asked "why can't I see?", and she said "tonight it's all about me", Needless to say,I did agree to this graemlins/grinyes.gif . I guess I do have a little freakiness inside graemlins/cool_shades.gif , but am I crazy for agreeing to this or am I just over reacting? Hey, idiota! Aren't you married, beeotch? What the fack are you doing, foo? [/QUOTE]I hate to say it, but in some strange way you're actually making sense. I thought he was married too. What's up with that??.......JMJ graemlins/conf44.gif

Shalewa

09-15-2003, 05:45 PM

She's not a man. She's his wife.

JMJ

09-15-2003, 05:52 PM

Originally posted by Shalewa:
She's not a man. She's his wife. But he's never met her face to face. How could it be his wife??.....JMJ

Shalewa

09-15-2003, 06:29 PM

He THINKS he has never met her face to face...

And he KNOWS that she is a safe, attractive woman who happens to have a cousin who procures, a father who plays baseball(if he is handy with a bat MJC may want to keep his aquaintance with the daughter on the QT) and a freaky streak...
The possibility that this is a set up of some sort is enormous. That he is willing to venture forward given all of the scenarios presented here, fantastic and plausible, alike is pretty amazing to me.

JMJ

09-15-2003, 06:37 PM

Originally posted by Shalewa:
He THINKS he has never met her face to face...

And he KNOWS that she is a safe, attractive woman who happens to have a cousin who procures, a father who plays baseball(if he is handy with a bat MJC may want to keep his aquaintance with the daughter on the QT) and a freaky streak...
The possibility that this is a set up of some sort is enormous. That he is willing to venture forward given all of the scenarios presented here, fantastic and plausible, alike is pretty amazing to me. But he also claims to have seen pictures. Reminds me a bit of something currently going on with someone that works with me. Another coworker found an ad of this woman's husband on the internet on one of those dating sites!! It had his picture that she (his wife) had taken with her digital camera, and of course he claimed to be single. After claming down after the initial shock, she made the "mistake" of telling me what was going down. So...... I told the wife to answer the ad anonymously and set up a date, using someone else's picture and info if necessary. She's working on it.......JMJ biggrinangel.gif

[ September 15, 2003, 07:38 PM: Message edited by: JMJ ]

alex zen

09-15-2003, 06:47 PM

Originally posted by JMJ:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Shalewa:
He THINKS he has never met her face to face...

And he KNOWS that she is a safe, attractive woman who happens to have a cousin who procures, a father who plays baseball(if he is handy with a bat MJC may want to keep his aquaintance with the daughter on the QT) and a freaky streak...
The possibility that this is a set up of some sort is enormous. That he is willing to venture forward given all of the scenarios presented here, fantastic and plausible, alike is pretty amazing to me. But he also claims to have seen pictures. Reminds me a bit of something currently going on with someone that works with me. Another coworker found an ad of this woman's husband on the internet on one of those dating sites!! It had his picture that she (his wife) had taken with her digital camera, and of course he claimed to be single. After claming down after the initial shock, she made the "mistake" of telling me what was going down. So...... I told the wife to answer the ad anonymously and set up a date, using someone else's picture and info if necessary. She's working on it.......JMJ biggrinangel.gif [/QUOTE]jmj, keep us posted on that. it's sure to be a great story.

alex zen

09-15-2003, 06:47 PM

shit

[ September 15, 2003, 07:48 PM: Message edited by: alex zen ]

09-15-2003, 08:15 PM

Originally posted by Albert Diaz:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Michael J. Carmona:
Okay.. Would you ever have physical contact with someone you've never meet in person face to face? But before you think I'm crazy let me explain. Okay I've seen this person in pictures and we've talked on the phone, but we've never meet face to face. Now a request has been made to meet at a secret location, but the catch is I have to be blindfolded. I asked "why can't I see?", and she said "tonight it's all about me", Needless to say,I did agree to this graemlins/grinyes.gif . I guess I do have a little freakiness inside graemlins/cool_shades.gif , but am I crazy for agreeing to this or am I just over reacting? Hey, idiota! Aren't you married, beeotch? What the fack are you doing, foo? [/QUOTE]Listen Ese, stick to the original post don't jack this thread! Am I loco or just over reacting? C'mon man tell me straight.

BHouse

09-15-2003, 08:20 PM

Originally posted by alex zen:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JMJ:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Shalewa:
He THINKS he has never met her face to face...

And he KNOWS that she is a safe, attractive woman who happens to have a cousin who procures, a father who plays baseball(if he is handy with a bat MJC may want to keep his aquaintance with the daughter on the QT) and a freaky streak...
The possibility that this is a set up of some sort is enormous. That he is willing to venture forward given all of the scenarios presented here, fantastic and plausible, alike is pretty amazing to me. But he also claims to have seen pictures. Reminds me a bit of something currently going on with someone that works with me. Another coworker found an ad of this woman's husband on the internet on one of those dating sites!! It had his picture that she (his wife) had taken with her digital camera, and of course he claimed to be single. After claming down after the initial shock, she made the "mistake" of telling me what was going down. So...... I told the wife to answer the ad anonymously and set up a date, using someone else's picture and info if necessary. She's working on it.......JMJ biggrinangel.gif [/QUOTE]jmj, keep us posted on that. it's sure to be a great story. [/QUOTE]Good thing it wasn't a gay ad..... AR15firing.gif

09-16-2003, 12:43 AM

Originally posted by Michael J. Carmona:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Albert Diaz:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Michael J. Carmona:
Okay.. Would you ever have physical contact with someone you've never meet in person face to face? But before you think I'm crazy let me explain. Okay I've seen this person in pictures and we've talked on the phone, but we've never meet face to face. Now a request has been made to meet at a secret location, but the catch is I have to be blindfolded. I asked "why can't I see?", and she said "tonight it's all about me", Needless to say,I did agree to this graemlins/grinyes.gif . I guess I do have a little freakiness inside graemlins/cool_shades.gif , but am I crazy for agreeing to this or am I just over reacting? Hey, idiota! Aren't you married, beeotch? What the fack are you doing, foo? [/QUOTE]Listen Ese, stick to the original post don't jack this thread! Am I loco or just over reacting? C'mon man tell me straight. [/QUOTE]You're being stupid, foo. I thought you were married, beeotch? Don't be doing that shit to your lady, foo. Dios te va castigar! You might get extra cheese on your burger that you may pass on to your wife, menso. Think with your upper head, foo. graemlins/spanka.gif

09-16-2003, 06:22 AM

Originally posted by Albert Diaz:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Michael J. Carmona:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Albert Diaz:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Michael J. Carmona:
Okay.. Would you ever have physical contact with someone you've never meet in person face to face? But before you think I'm crazy let me explain. Okay I've seen this person in pictures and we've talked on the phone, but we've never meet face to face. Now a request has been made to meet at a secret location, but the catch is I have to be blindfolded. I asked "why can't I see?", and she said "tonight it's all about me", Needless to say,I did agree to this graemlins/grinyes.gif . I guess I do have a little freakiness inside graemlins/cool_shades.gif , but am I crazy for agreeing to this or am I just over reacting? Hey, idiota! Aren't you married, beeotch? What the fack are you doing, foo? [/QUOTE]Listen Ese, stick to the original post don't jack this thread! Am I loco or just over reacting? C'mon man tell me straight. [/QUOTE]You're being stupid, foo. I thought you were married, beeotch? Don't be doing that shit to your lady, foo. Dios te va castigar! You might get extra cheese on your burger that you may pass on to your wife, menso. Think with your upper head, foo. graemlins/spanka.gif [/QUOTE]Thanks man.. seriously, I wanted your honest opinion, and you gave it to me. smile.gif

Ken1015

09-16-2003, 06:49 AM

To answer your original question Michael, I've been corresponding with a woman serving a life term in prison for 6 months. I've never actually met her in person but, oh my God, I love her. She's the most beautiful person in the world. She's so dreamy. The heart wants what it wants, right? Reading your story has given me the courage to propose to her. Don't listen to Al of all people.
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09-16-2003, 06:53 AM

09-16-2003, 07:21 AM

Originally posted by Michael J. Carmona:
Okay.. Would you ever have physical contact with someone you've never meet in person face to face? But before you think I'm crazy let me explain. Okay I've seen this person in pictures and we've talked on the phone, but we've never meet face to face. Now a request has been made to meet at a secret location, but the catch is I have to be blindfolded. I asked "why can't I see?", and she said "tonight it's all about me", Needless to say,I did agree to this graemlins/grinyes.gif . I guess I do have a little freakiness inside graemlins/cool_shades.gif , but am I crazy for agreeing to this or am I just over reacting? I'm actually blindfolded right now!!! http://deephousepage.com/smilies/spinning.gif icon_rofl.gif