Dee-Dee Sheridan
04-15-2003, 09:50 AM
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up n down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him to the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls & a ball of
string on the counter.
She says, confused, " Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons
for your wife? "
He answers, " You see, it's like this, yesterday , I sent my wife to the
store to get me a carton of cigarettes and she came home with a tin of tobacco &
some rolling papers, because it's so much cheaper.
So, I figure that if I have to roll my own, SO DOES SHE !!!
The sales girl notices him and asks if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him to the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls & a ball of
string on the counter.
She says, confused, " Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons
for your wife? "
He answers, " You see, it's like this, yesterday , I sent my wife to the
store to get me a carton of cigarettes and she came home with a tin of tobacco &
some rolling papers, because it's so much cheaper.
So, I figure that if I have to roll my own, SO DOES SHE !!!