WORDS YOUR MOMMA OR DADDY WOULD USE TO PUT YOU IN CHECK?

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

I brought you in this world & I'll take you out.

Any suggestion I can use with my daughter biggrinangel.gif

[ September 09, 2003, 03:37 PM: Message edited by: Dee-Dee Sheridan ]

[GROOVE VICTIM]

"Shut up" did it for me.

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[Jamie 3:26]

Imo beat yo ass worked well in my house... graemlins/rofl.gif

[MC]

MICHAEL!!!! That always made my ass act right!!!
(Even though it's just my name. Delivery is everything)

[ September 09, 2003, 03:37 PM: Message edited by: Michael J. Carmona ]

[Alanda Marquette from DiscoLadyLand]

When you child challenges you, ask them: Are you new, you don't know who I am do you?

[Jamie 3:26]

If I got called by by my whole entire name,I knew I was in trouble.My moms would use a tone that would shake the walls.

[MC]

A lot of the times my DAD would just touch his belt and that would just make my ASS cry... graemlins/rofl.gif

[VEESTER]

If my mom didn't feel like giving us a beating she would work us out with, "wait til your father gets home." That always put fear in me.

[GROOVE VICTIM]

Is it "OK" to hiss at my son?

I grew up with a cat from Kindergarden to the 11 grade and, well you know, we were on that level of communication, especially when it attempted to snag chicken legs off my dinner plates.


Peace

[Alanda Marquette from DiscoLadyLand]

My mom would give me that "wait until we get home, I'm gonna whip yo a**" look. That would scare me senseless. I've picked up that look from my mom by the way

[darrow]

n/m

[And]

When they switched from English to Igbo I knew I was in for it. icon_rofl.gif

Meh chionu (shut up)
Lieh nsi (eat shit)
Isi adiro gi nma (you're mental)
Onye ki na gwa (Who are you telling?)

Wrote these how they're pronounced not how they're really written.

[ September 09, 2003, 04:20 PM: Message edited by: 6 23 ]

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

Keep on back talking and you gone be picking yo teeth up off the floor! icon_rofl.gif

[Mack-Williams]

Don't touch my radio. When you get your own car then you can controll the radio.

[mhd]

go get my gun

[beaniboy67]

"If you keep being bad you will end up in the home for bad children".This used to scare the shit out of me and my girlfriend also uses this one on her wee boy and he crys like a baby and says "NO please mum i dont wanna go to the bad kids home".The other one is if youre bad Santa claus wont come!! :D

[Koffy Brown]

"I may have been born at night, but I wasn't born last night"...

"You dun lost your mind"

[darrow]

Originally posted by mhd:
go get my gun :eek: icon_rofl.gif

[MYOR]

You want to cry!!! I will give you something to cry about!!! graemlins/bolt.gif

[Mack-Williams]

Early Morning on Summerbreak, Weekends, and days off scholl. Father walks in about 9:00 am, Get up, Get up and do some work. You don't sleep that late in my house.

[Pete Nice]

i was smart ass kid, so my mom always had to repeat herself, so she would grind her teeth and spit out "you heard what i said!" in a whispered angry voice. or after i got smacked one time and said it hurt my mom's reply: "oh please, that didn't even hurt, but it will!" graemlins/spanka.gif

[mhd]

Originally posted by square root:
i was smart ass kid, so my mom always had to repeat herself, so she would grind her teeth and spit out "you heard what i said!" in a whispered angry voice. or after i got smacked one time and said it hurt my mom's reply: "oh please, that didn't even hurt, but it will!" graemlins/spanka.gif don't you hate it when they use tazers

[Mocambo]

"Yeah, keep doing what you're doing..." or "I'll talk to you when I get home.", my father used to say. He would never raise his voice either.

My mother just had the stare that would make the world stop.

[ September 09, 2003, 04:30 PM: Message edited by: Silhouette ]

[MyNia]

The words were idle threats to me, it was "the look" that always made me fall in line. My mom has lost her touch because my kids say and do stuff I could have NEVER got away with.

[Mocambo]

Originally posted by mynia:
The words were idle threats to me, it was "the look" that always made me fall in line. My mom has lost her touch because my kids say and do stuff I could have NEVER got away with. Our mothers must be cut from the same cloth.

[djezmike]

" Vas a ver lo"

[Pete Nice]

this is more than words and from my grandmother. she would tell you not to do something one time and one time only. if you broke her law she would make get a switch from a rose bush with the thorns on it. then wack, wack, wack-wack, wack. graemlins/spanka.gif graemlins/mecry.gif kids these don't know 'ish about abuse. then you got family & friends and the neighbors watching for entertainment.

[Jozana]

Originally posted by 6 23:
When they switched from English to Igbo I knew I was in for it. icon_rofl.gif

Meh chionu (shut up)
Lieh nsi (eat shit)
Isi adiro gi nma (you're mental)
Onye ki na gwa (Who are you telling?)

Wrote these how they're pronounced not how they're really written. Same here, as soon as they changed from English to Zulu me and my sisters knew we were in for it.

Jozana!!! Angazi Ubani? (Jozana!!! I don't know who you are)

[(Im)poster]

Originally posted by DiscoLady:
When you child challenges you, ask them: Are you new, you don't know who I am do you? Good one. Funny too.

[dennis f]

"Go an' get me a branch!"
It wasn't the ass woopin' that scared me...it was knowin' I was gettin' one that did!!

In my gramps ole spanglish....If I heard
"I don gib a chit! .." That's when the thick ass leather belt came off..
oh damn...man I had welts for days!! These kids nowadays are soft asses! Even my own!....If they only knew!

And my aunt's classic...."YOU BETTER ACT LIKE YOU KNOW!!" I knew i was in too deep!

haha!

[(Im)poster]

Originally posted by mhd:
go get my gun OH MY GOD, Mark, you have to be joking.
That was so funny it almost made me choke.

[(Im)poster]

My father would say: If you don't stop (fill in blank) I'm going to get my belt.

Among other things, my mother would say: If you think you are too grown to follow my rules you better find someplace else to live. I think I was 10 when she started saying that and I always believed she would put me out of the house.

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

You got five minutes to clean that room! graemlins/nono.gif

[Leslie]

Mom - would suck in one side of her face and twist her mouth and start chargin towards you. Years later when we talked about this a a family dinner, turns out one of my aunts did it to her kids and my grandfather used to do the same thing to them - we were all in tears laughing.

Dad - "Get over her and let me put something on your backside!" I fall out laughing thinking about it and if I were to bring it up I am sure my father would too.

Oh yea, our neighbors had Weeping Willos trees and they would make us go get a switch but they never used them, they would always just get after us...frankly it all make me laugh now.

The final one that made me hollar - I was leaving to go back to college after one of the holiday breaks and it was a Sunday and Mom was sitting there reading the paper and Dad was waiting for me in the car.

Mom: Did you clean your room?
Leslie: No (and laughs as she begins to walk out the door)
Mom: You are such a piece of shit!
Leslie: ROFLMAO to the point that by the time I got outside and sat in the car for Dad to bring me to the airport I was just crying laughing. Mom always has a way with words. I suppose that's where I get it from.

[ September 09, 2003, 08:38 PM: Message edited by: Leslie ]

[ngeso]

"you wanna take that bass out of your voice when you're talking to me???" [Richard Prior, i think?] :D

[AD]

This is my house and I'll do what I want! The day you have your own house, you can do whatever you want. I always hated that one. AR15firing.gif

[AD]

Originally posted by djezmike:
" Vas a ver lo" That's a classic! If I had a nickel for every time I heard that, I'd be a rich man.

Also, when they call out your name in Spanish is usually a good sign that your ass might be in trouble. It scared the shit outta me. graemlins/scared.gif

[blackwax]

Originally posted by Mack-Williams:
Don't touch my radio. When you get your own car then you can controll the radio. HAHAHA thats one I use alot!!!

[nev m]

"EEAT IT !"
" Get up those stairs NOW!"

[nev m]

"Speak when you're spoken too!"

[nev m]

Originally posted by blackwax:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mack-Williams:
Don't touch my radio. When you get your own car then you can controll the radio. HAHAHA thats one I use alot!!! </font>[/QUOTE]That reminds me. "Leave my records alone I'll know if you've been messing with them!" (She never knew if we had. Only if one was scratched) "Who's done this?" (two blank expressions look back) "Get up those stairs NOW!"

[GROOVE VICTIM]

Originally posted by ngeso:
"you wanna take that bass out of your voice when you're talking to me???" [Richard Prior, i think?] :D OHHH PLEASE don't get me started with Richard Pryor.


Remember from "Live in Concert"

"Take ya ass out in the middle of the street while I start the car!!! You heard me, boy take yo ass out in the middle of the street!!!"


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[NubianSista]

Originally posted by Dee-Dee Sheridan:
I brought you in this world & I'll take you out.

Any suggestion I can use with my daughter biggrinangel.gif That's just what my Mama use to say. I miss her. :(

[Brut by Faberge]

"i'm not one of your lil friends out here on the street! you betta watch your tone of voice!" graemlins/rofl.gif

my mom is the sh*t!!!

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

Go get me a branch off the tree so I can whoop yo ass!
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[ September 10, 2003, 04:35 PM: Message edited by: Dee-Dee Sheridan ]

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

1. Don't Test Me
2. Sit Down & Shut UP
3. If (Fill In The Blank) Jumped Off a Cliff Would You?
4. Where's My Belt

[Sweetiwluv]

Oh you don't hear me...I will punch you in the ear and make you deaf..act like you don't hear me if you want to.

or she would say when you tried the ignore thing

I will punch you in the back of your head and give youa seizure!

[Sweetiwluv]

You wanna steal - get me the butter knife! Pop those knuckles in a minute!

Or my mom would say

You better lock the door when you get in the tub -Then don't know body lock doors in this house but me.

(make up your mind!)

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

"Why you make me beat you? You know I beat you cause I love ya, now come on, let's go find yo other eye! graemlins/rofl.gif

[BHouse]

My Grandmother(r.i.p):
Telling my mother, "Girl, why you talking to that nigga... beat his azz!!!"
I use to hate that...

My Mother:
"I go beat yo azz!!!"
"You was a mofo mistake..."
"I'm go f--- you up!!!"
"If something happen to me...who go take care of you black azz!!!"

I can laugh about it now, but back then I used to wish the worst things on my mother. Now I understand being a parent myself...

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

Originally posted by Dee-Dee Sheridan:
"Why you make me beat you? You know I beat you cause I love ya, now come on, let's go find yo other eye! graemlins/rofl.gif Does anyone on the board know's who said this?