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El Mayimbe
10-31-2003, 11:29 AM
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year and so
We decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way,my friends
encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one
thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty
years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would
regularly
bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of her
underwear.
It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me
that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me
that she
couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that
she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and
committed
my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom and if you want to go ahead with
it
just come up and get me." I was stunned.
I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she
reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the
stairs at me.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front
door.
I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight
towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside.
With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that
you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our
daughter. Welcome to the family."
The moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.

Mack-Williams
10-31-2003, 11:33 AM
Didn't somebody post a post similar to this but it was the soon to be mother-in-law?

JMJ
10-31-2003, 11:44 AM
The Yankees lost the World Series......JMJ

kev
10-31-2003, 11:46 AM
I got a haircut yesterday.

Drrtynewyork
10-31-2003, 11:47 AM
Originally posted by Mack-Williams:
Didn't somebody post a post similar to this but it was the soon to be mother-in-law? yes , mayimbe is late!

i would have at least taken her panties :D

El Mayimbe
10-31-2003, 12:05 PM
#1 ya'll can kiss my dominican ass,royally
I'm sorry I'm so laaaate on this story :rolleyes:
Geez i guess i should have posted some controversial racial topics :rolleyes:


JMJ: or should I say Mr Super Trooper,
yes the Yankees were beaten by a better team but #1 they beat the Red Sox #2 how many have YOUR team won? Yanks got 26 chapionships under their belt u wanna borrow one? f off

Doug: Be ready for tonight cause after I shitbagged your house I'ma be harrasing you from the dancefloor and demanding to hear some 50 cent graemlins/tongueout.gif

JMJ
10-31-2003, 12:10 PM
Originally posted by EL MAYIMBE:
#1 ya'll can kiss my dominican ass,royally
I'm sorry I'm so laaaate on this story :rolleyes:
Geez i guess i should have posted some controversial racial topics :rolleyes:


JMJ: or should I say Mr Super Trooper,
yes the Yankees were beaten by a better team but #1 they beat the Red Sox #2 how many have YOUR team won? Yanks got 26 chapionships under their belt u wanna borrow one? f off

Doug: Be ready for tonight cause after I shitbagged your house I'ma be harrasing you from the dancefloor and demanding to hear some 50 cent graemlins/tongueout.gif championships = chapionships. They lost and you're late.......JMJ ;)