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1. You're drinking wine instead of beer.
2. If you have a glass of wine and a bottle of beer, you feel "heavy" (new word in my vocabulary)
3. You're cooking healthy shit like, uh, vegetables.
4. You start making a budget.
5. You take walks along the beach.
6. You watch Seinfeld re-runs and still believe in his standards.
7. You call your parents to see how they're doing.
8. You make pancakes on sunday afternoon.... no you REALLY make them, you don't just nuke the ready-made supermarket wrapped piece of crap.
9. You seriously consider dropping a De La Soul track in your set.
10. You have a girlfriend for more than 3 weeks.
.... well, at least those are the things I've noticed in me in the past few months. Your list may be different. ;)
PEACE
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Man all of that except for the seinfeld thing............ graemlins/rofl.gif
Originally posted by Eneg:
Man all of that except for the seinfeld thing............ graemlins/rofl.gif Bro, if I'm able to catch a Seinfeld rerun here, I'm damn happy. Besides, I feel I have the Kevorka lately.
Guy,
You gotta give me some of that Kevorka!!!!!!!!! biggrinangel.gif
Originally posted by Eneg:
Guy,
You gotta give me some of that Kevorka!!!!!!!!! biggrinangel.gif You gotta go to a Latvian Orthodox church. They might have a recipe for transfer of Kevorka. I think they take Mastercard for the transaction.
good i just got my mastercard renewed......... graemlins/rofl.gif
[ March 31, 2003, 02:52 AM: Message edited by: Eneg ]
Fletch
03-31-2003, 05:29 AM
You stop listening to that darn rap music.
Hips now move like an older Eddie Kane (Five Heartbeats, end of film, at the cookout).
mdpm99
03-31-2003, 06:05 AM
Some of your favorite songs are public domain
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[ March 31, 2003, 06:07 AM: Message edited by: david mancuso ]
jurren
03-31-2003, 06:25 AM
Originally posted by DJ76:
Bro, if I'm able to catch a Seinfeld rerun here, I'm damn happy. Besides, I feel I have the Kevorka lately. dj76 there are seinfeld re-runs on one of the dutch channels. i think it's v8, every night at 20:00!!!!
as for the kevorka... graemlins/rofl.gif i saw that eppisode again a couple of weeks ago 'the lure of the animal'
jurren
Originally posted by jurren:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by DJ76:
Bro, if I'm able to catch a Seinfeld rerun here, I'm damn happy. Besides, I feel I have the Kevorka lately. dj76 there are seinfeld re-runs on one of the dutch channels. i think it's v8, every night at 20:00!!!!
as for the kevorka... graemlins/rofl.gif i saw that eppisode again a couple of weeks ago 'the lure of the animal'
jurren </font>[/QUOTE]Jurren!
Yes, it's on V8.... problem is that I constantly get home from work after that time and sometimes, it's not on, but I noticed that it is on every friday (the day I get a break from working long hours ;) )
When you lick your thumb and get something off your 4 yr olds face. ( I didn't have a tissue)
I hated when my mom did that to me!
UH-OH dose this mean I'm turrning into MY MOTHER??? graemlins/scared.gif
Wild i
03-31-2003, 10:10 AM
When 90% of your conversations with your kids start with "If I had done that in my parents' house..."
jillbee
03-31-2003, 10:29 AM
to: David Mancuso.
my turn.
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Austin/Dallas
03-31-2003, 10:33 AM
When the boss is younger than you!!!
Drrtynewyork
03-31-2003, 10:38 AM
Originally posted by Austin/Dallas:
When the boss is younger than you!!! haha i like that one graemlins/rofl.gif
Pete Nice
03-31-2003, 10:38 AM
when you see the sun rise after you wake up instead of seeing it before you fall asleep.
you're gettin' old when after sitting down for a while, you make that grunt when you get back up.
you're gettin' old when you say 'i'm just restin' my eyes'
and of course when you start out sentences with 'when i was growing up.....'
dinocrash
03-31-2003, 10:44 AM
Originally posted by david mancuso:
Some of your favorite songs are public domain
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d classic graemlins/rofl.gif
jillbee
03-31-2003, 10:48 AM
Originally posted by square root:
you're gettin' old when after sitting down for a while, you make that grunt when you get back up.
you're gettin' old when you say 'i'm just restin' my eyes' graemlins/rofl.gif
Gojay
03-31-2003, 02:06 PM
Originally posted by DJ76:
7. You call your parents to see how they're doing.
Damn i'm getting old!
peace,
gojay
P-Flipp
03-31-2003, 02:41 PM
Originally posted by Austin/Dallas:
When the boss is younger than you!!! I work partime in addition to my full time job and that is exactly the case,he is 9 years my junior.Yeesh!
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[ March 31, 2003, 02:41 PM: Message edited by: P-Flipp ]
You know you're getting old when movies that you saw in a theater as new releases, are now being shown on the AMC {American Movie Classics} channel... :(
dennis f
03-31-2003, 09:06 PM
1. when the hot lookin' chic in the pizzaria says "uh excuse me...MISTER do you need some help?" or "yes SIR ir it'll be 40 minutes before that pie is ready"
I was like turning around saying "who the f@#! is she talking to?"
2. When your bonin' and you tell your honey..."uh I need some air..phew ...i need a break!" and it's only been 5 to 15 minutes since the first peekabo! haha!!! I ain't there yet but it's comin' up!! hahaha!! that's gonna be a sad ass day!!
3. When your knees and ankles start to hurt 3 hours after gettin into the club and dancing...I long for those days when I could get up in the morn and do it all again....
4. WHEN IT HURTS TO BREAK NIGHT!!!!!! Hands down winner for me......
5. When you tell your boys..."nahhhh i can't hang ....gotta be home before my wife gets up to get the kids dressed for school!!!" hahaha!!!!
6. When young girls walk by u and say " ohh he's cute for an old man!!!" oooohhh that one hurt...trust me!
that's all for now...
peace
dee
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