Alcohol Warnings ;-)

[MYOR]

Alcohol warning labels:
Due to increasing products liability itigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave
you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you
think you are whispering when you are not.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major
factor in dancing like a retard.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause
you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause
you to think you can sing.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you
to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you
think you can logically converse with other
members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the
leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create
the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you
to think people are laughing WITH you.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause
pregnancy.
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WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcahol may Mack you
tink you can tipe real gode.

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[richierich]

That's why I say "STICK TO WEED"!

[MYOR]

Originally posted by richierich:
That's why I say "STICK TO WEED"! Weed YUK graemlins/all_coholic.gif

[Pete Nice]

this isn't funny today 'cuz of the consumption on alcohol :( , but thanks anyway.

[Brut by Faberge]

Originally posted by square root:
this isn't funny today 'cuz of the consumption on alcohol :( , but thanks anyway. this is nothing. you should have seen the 1950s!

[jpsf]

Originally posted by THX-1138:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by square root:
this isn't funny today 'cuz of the consumption on alcohol :( , but thanks anyway. this is nothing. you should have seen the 1950s! </font>[/QUOTE]yeah, there are alot of other drugs on the streets now to change it up. but i don't care what people say about weed. alcohol is the gateway drug. but i won't throw stones from my glass house.

[Brut by Faberge]

Originally posted by jpsf:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by THX-1138:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by square root:
this isn't funny today 'cuz of the consumption on alcohol :( , but thanks anyway. this is nothing. you should have seen the 1950s! </font>[/QUOTE]yeah, there are alot of other drugs on the streets now to change it up. but i don't care what people say about weed. alcohol is the gateway drug. but i won't throw stones from my glass house. </font>[/QUOTE]hm. well if alcohol is the gateway, then bad ecstacy is the exit! graemlins/rofl.gif

i swore one day at 7 am on a sunday that i would never again touch another illegal controlled substance, and i did not! :D my brain thanks me! as always, to each his/her own, but for goodness sake be careful.

[Martin Red]

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[Martin Red]

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[Pete Nice]

but for goodness sake be careful. [/QB][/QUOTE]

exactly. two angry women(one a law student, so she'll do something legal for revenge), an empty bottle, an empty bed and the ever so sexy alcohol sweat smell.... i need throw myself into prohibition graemlins/spanka.gif

[Brut by Faberge]

Originally posted by square root:

exactly. two angry women(one a law student, so she'll do something legal for revenge), an empty bottle, an empty bed and the ever so sexy alcohol sweat smell.... i need throw myself into prohibition graemlins/spanka.gif icon_rofl.gif self-imposed is better than the other kind. i actually do that. every summer i dry up for 2 months. it's a good feeling (good liver), and i do find that i stay out of trouble...

[ October 14, 2003, 03:46 PM: Message edited by: THX-1138 ]

[Pete Nice]

Originally posted by THX-1138:
Originally posted by square root:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />exactly. two angry women(one a law student, so she'll do something legal for revenge), an empty bottle, an empty bed and the ever so sexy alcohol sweat smell.... i need throw myself into prohibition graemlins/spanka.gif icon_rofl.gif self-imposed is better than the other kind. i actually do that. every summer i dry up for 2 months. it's a good feeling (good liver), and i do find that i stay out of trouble... </font>[/QUOTE]yeah i need some chillin'. things have gotten hectic, but entertaining. no need to worry about my liver. i'm sure it jumped ship years ago. it still writes me and he's happy. gettin' sun on some island. i'm happy for livy. smile.gif