Are YOU Going to Hell? Take this simple test and find out...

[mdpm99]

Dante's Inferno Test - Impurity, Sin, and Damnation

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

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[Koffy Brown]

I was judged rather harshly...so don't look for me at the pearly gates biggrinangel.gif

[upliftdisco365]

I'm not convinced that there IS such a place.

[Drrtynewyork]

IM LUSTFUL!! hooooooooo!!

o well im going to hell biggrinangel.gif biggrinangel.gif biggrinangel.gif biggrinangel.gif

[ July 15, 2003, 01:37 PM: Message edited by: DJ DOUG GOMEZ ]

[mdpm99]

Originally posted by AshakiMzuri:
I was judged rather harshly...so don't look for me at the pearly gates biggrinangel.gif not to worry...

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[Monny JcIntosh]

Damn, I'm in the 2nd circle. I was hoping to get into limbo with Aristotle and Homer and have a chat. Better clean up my act. Dante is ace, but my dad told me off for reading the Inferno. Must be some Glaswegian sectarian thing. :D

[upliftdisco365]

Originally posted by upliftdisco365:
I'm not convinced that there IS such a place. But if there IS, I'm on level 2.

[miss al boogie]

i'll be in limbo. with caesar and aristotle...i don't know if that's so bad. they said no torment but sad...what's so sad about it? sounds a little better than earth.

[miss al boogie]

Originally posted by upliftdisco365:
I'm not convinced that there IS such a place. that was one of the questions wasn't it?

[Koffy Brown]

Originally posted by al boogie:
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I'm not convinced that there IS such a place. that was one of the questions wasn't it? </font>[/QUOTE]graemlins/rofl.gif graemlins/rofl.gif

Well since it looks like we all will be on the 2nd level of hell....might as well blow around and dance to house music...

but I ain't gon' lie, I did want to go to heaven biggrinangel.gif

[And]

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
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[mdpm99]

THERMODYNAMICS OF HELL


The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law, gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter...Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year, "...that it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you.", and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then, #2 cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze.

The student received the only "A" given.

[Pete Nice]

i was hoping for more than 2nd level lustful. what the hell i'm tired of being part of the pack mad1.gif but on the other hand, i'll be hanging w/hellen of troy and cleopatra... :D guess i have somethin' to look forward to.

[ July 15, 2003, 02:04 PM: Message edited by: square root ]

[Pete Nice]

now that's funny. great post david. icon_rofl.gif

[Discogoddess]

Just call me Lusty! I see I'll have plenty of DHP company there. Who's DJing?

[GROOVE VICTIM]

After taking this test, hemoroids are the least of my problems.

Level 6 in full affect.

[GrantB]

mad1.gif &lt;-- me roasting on level 8 graemlins/stupid.gif

[Koffy Brown]

Originally posted by GrantB:
mad1.gif &lt;-- me roasting on level 8 graemlins/stupid.gif WOW!! graemlins/rofl.gif

[Alanda Marquette from DiscoLadyLand]

Okay Call me St. Discolady biggrinangel.gif I will be in Pergutory. If I took this two years ago, I would be treacherous and you would have found me in Cocytus graemlins/scared.gif graemlins/rofl.gif

[ July 15, 2003, 02:44 PM: Message edited by: DiscoLady ]

[manfred]

i'll be waiting in line to get into level 2 graemlins/bighug.gif

[Koffy Brown]

Originally posted by manfred:
i'll be waiting in line to get into level 2 graemlins/bighug.gif so I'm taking it that level 2 may not be that bad after all... :D

[Jamie 3:26]

Level 2 is where da party's at!!!!

Second Level of Hell

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You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

[Jamie 3:26]

I'll be bangin' the box in my former name..Jamie Lust. graemlins/rofl.gif

[NubianSista]

mad1.gif The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Seventh Level of Hell!

Seventh Level of Hell

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Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

[Koffy Brown]

Originally posted by Nubiansista:
mad1.gif The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Seventh Level of Hell!

Seventh Level of Hell

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Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level. graemlins/scared.gif *gulp*

[Discogoddess]

Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
I'll be bangin' the box in my former name..Jamie Lust. graemlins/rofl.gif What's the playlist for your first set? I mean, since we're already in hell, we can get realllllly free with ours! :D

[Moksha]

level 6...

[Jamie 3:26]

Originally posted by Discogoddess:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
I'll be bangin' the box in my former name..Jamie Lust. graemlins/rofl.gif What's the playlist for your first set? I mean, since we're already in hell, we can get realllllly free with ours! :D </font>[/QUOTE]Welcome to the pleasure dome-FGTH
Jungle Fever-Chakachas
Burnin Love Breakdown/Do ya Wanna get funky with me?-Peter Brown
You're just the right size-Salsoul Orchestra
Keep in touch(Body to Body)-Shades of lace
In the pocket/Vibes-African Suite
Sensuous Black woman goes disco-Ron Hardy
Anger-Seven Deadly Sins
Out come the freaks-Was Not Was
French Kiss-Lil Louis

That's my first set...

[ July 15, 2003, 03:49 PM: Message edited by: JAMIE 3:26 ]

[kev]

Looks like I'm joining the party. Level 2 baby!!!

[Terry James]

Purgatory SP....Why do I still feel not good about this

[Jotex]

Level 2 must be common for most people. Although, it fits me perfectly.

[The Real Dragonfly Jones]

Hope it's not too crowded in level 2. Cuz I'm comin thru!!

[Alanda Marquette from DiscoLadyLand]

Hey Terry, Looks like we are the only two here in Pergutory. Bring your old maid cards, we will have a lot of time on our hands. biggrinangel.gif

[JMJ]

Second Level Of Hell for me too.......JMJ biggrinangel.gif

[Rudy Jordan]

Level 2 for me also.

We're going from this: http://deephousepage.com/smilies/djparty.gif


to this: http://deephousepage.com/smilies/club.gif


with every post!

Peace

[eric justin]

Level 5 in da house!

[Tee Cee 13]

That was a great post... When I climb the mountain I'll be cleansed and going to heaven...

Thank you so much.....

[jillbee]

"A pimp is a good thing to be."
hahahahahaha!!!

[Discogoddess]

Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
...You're just the right size-Salsoul Orchestra....
Mmmmmm...yummy... ;)

[DOTSmusic]

Fifth Level of Hell

Level: Level 5
Who are sent there? Wrathful and Gloomy
Score: Very High
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The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and

[alex zen]

me--&gt; Your fate has been decided....
You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to Purgatory!
Purgatory

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You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

[prussell]

Just bought my first-class ticket to the Seventh Level......talk about bringin the heat.... mad1.gif

[djmarbll]

Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
I'll be bangin' the box in my former name..Jamie Lust. graemlins/rofl.gif I'll be joining you Mr. Lust at Level 2. If G-man comes we can run the DHP down there.

Why does everybody think hell is "down there"? Malcolm X once said that hell is right here on earth. Some of the things I've seen on earth seem worse that what hell could offer.

[djmarbll]

Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Discogoddess:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
I'll be bangin' the box in my former name..Jamie Lust. graemlins/rofl.gif What's the playlist for your first set? I mean, since we're already in hell, we can get realllllly free with ours! :D </font>[/QUOTE]Welcome to the pleasure dome-FGTH
Jungle Fever-Chakachas
Burnin Love Breakdown/Do ya Wanna get funky with me?-Peter Brown
You're just the right size-Salsoul Orchestra
Keep in touch(Body to Body)-Shades of lace
In the pocket/Vibes-African Suite
Sensuous Black woman goes disco-Ron Hardy
Anger-Seven Deadly Sins
Out come the freaks-Was Not Was
French Kiss-Lil Louis

That's my first set... </font>[/QUOTE]For the second set, I request that cut by the group Halloween Jamie, and of course Thriller.

[KragShot]

Originally posted by DiscoLady:
Hey Terry, Looks like we are the only two here in Pergutory. Bring your old maid cards, we will have a lot of time on our hands. biggrinangel.gif Nope, I made it into purgatory as well.

However, I hope that I can get a weekend pass down to level 2...sounds like that joint's gonna be jumpin!

[Rom]

Level 2 baby, break out the Heinekens! Cleopatra is mine so yall hard legs just back off damnit! Yo Jamie, you gotta throw Savage Progess into that set bro!

[der geile hund]

Nikki Sixx.

[socratez]

How did you get to level 8??????? Did you kill anyone or something????

Anyway, ill go to limbo, hope to meet more of you there. I think lots of musicians are there to because a lot of them are not religious.

[der geile hund]

Originally posted by socratez:
How did you get to level 8??????? Did you kill anyone or something????

Anyway, ill go to limbo, hope to meet more of you there. I think lots of musicians are there to because a lot of them are not religious. Limbo?! No, man, not religious (in the sense of not believing in God) = hellhellhelleternityeternityeternity.

[Barrie Moodswing]

Yippee another level 2 at least I won't be alone. graemlins/OLA.gif

[sammyrock]

Im already there....lol lol :D

[mdpm99]

Level 2

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Thank you all for making this a great thread.

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[DISKOQUEEN99]

OH, WELL..I'VE BEEN BANISHED TO THE SECOND LEVEL.
NOTHING NEW; I'VE GOT HELL ON EARTH AND AM GOING THERE FOR LESSER THINGS. graemlins/acclaim.gif

[Jolyon]

If there's hell below...we're all gonna go...

[mdpm99]

Family Suing Over Hell Prediction at Funeral
Thu Jul 17, 8:38 AM ET


By Zelie Pollon SANTA FE, N.M (Reuters) - A New Mexico family is suing their local Catholic church over a funeral Mass in which they claim a priest said their relative was only a middling Catholic and going straight to hell.

Lawyers for the family of Ben Martinez said on Tuesday they had filed a lawsuit in June against the Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Santa Fe and one of its priests. Court papers filed last month say that Rev. Scott Mansfield said at Martinez's funeral last year that the deceased was "living in sin," "lukewarm in his faith" and that "the Lord vomited people like Ben out of his mouth to hell."

Martinez, 80, died June 17, 2002. Roughly 200 people attended the funeral at St. Patrick's Parish in Chama, New Mexico, a small town north of Santa Fe. Family members say he was a practicing Catholic all his life, but was too ill to attend church in the last year of his life.

Nine members of the Martinez family are seeking punitive and compensatory damages for severe emotional and physical suffering. Lawyers did not say how much the family was seeking in damages. One of the plaintiffs said the townspeople "are staring at her, thinking her father is in hell," their lawyers said. The complaint also said that as Mansfield walked to the grave, he laced his comments about Martinez -- a former town councilman -- with profanities.

"These people are profoundly hurt," said attorney Kathleen Kentish-Lucero, representing the Martinez family. "If you are Catholic and a representative of your church says your father is going to hell, that's perhaps the most devastating thing someone can say to you." But church officials deny the family's claims. "We deny the allegations and Father Mansfield denies the plaintiff's allegations," said Celine Baca Radigan, director of communications for the Archdiocese of Santa Fe. Radigan said that Mansfield has been moved to a parish outside of Albuquerque on a routine transfer.

[socratez]

All poeple who got to purgatory,, please masturbate some more, give up your faith and stop giving to charity,,,,, so we can all meet in LIMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!