Officially THE WORST MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN [Archive]

Bernie

10-26-2003, 06:59 AM

You can find some real stinkers on VHS/DVD format these days. :D icon_rofl.gif

Such as :

Monster A Go-Go
Beach Girls and the Monster
Manos, the Hands of Fate (This one could be the worst move of all time)
Night of the Lepus (Giant bunny rabbits attacking a town)
Robot Monster (Gorilla with a diving helmet threatening civilization)
The Conqueror (John Wayne playing Genghis Kahn? icon_rofl.gif )

Any movie produced by Coleman Francis, Dwain Esper, Victor Adamson, Arch Hall Sr., Kroger Babb, or the most well known of the inept producers, Edward D. Wood, Jr. (Who had a movie made about him in 1994 "Ed Wood" that had a budget 100 times more than all of Ed's movies put together and Martin Landau, who played Bela Lugosi, won an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for that film!)

Many of these movies will have you rolling with the "wooden" actors, bad producers, cheap stage sets, poor lighting, etc.

[ October 26, 2003, 07:03 AM: Message edited by: Bernie ]

Sam The Man Burns

10-26-2003, 07:09 AM

Originally posted by Eargasm:
I know there are probably worst movies out there but I can't image it. I watched Petey Wheatstraw tonight and I wish there was a way to get that hour and a half back. What did you expect with a title called "Petey Wheatstraw"(The Devils Son In Law) a oscar caliber production ?

No different from "POOTIE TANG"

Man, I got a "bowfinger" kind of a movie for you Mr. Eargasm......

"Fist of Fear, Touch of Death"
Starring Bruce Lee
Fred Williamson

Note: This movie came out in 1980.
It was made in 1979.
Bruce Lee died in 1973?????

They made the movie while the man was in his grave 6 or 7 years after his death.

he is still there, spinning in his grave.......

These slimey filmmakers took somewhat rare footage from the tv show "Longstreet" and a fim that Bruce did when he was a teenager and had the late Adolph Ceasar as the tv reporter and Fred "The Hammer" Williamson as himself, Ron Van Clief as........Ron Van Clief.

The plot: A Karate tournament @Madison Square Garden for Bruce Lee's crown.....you figure it out.

These clowns made a film around old film footage of Bruce Lee............

a must see! icon_rofl.gif

[ October 26, 2003, 08:22 AM: Message edited by: Sam The Man Burns ]

Martin Red

10-26-2003, 08:00 AM

Originally posted by JMJ:
Pulp Fiction was the worst movie I ever paid to see, and the only movie I've ever walked out of......JMJ :( To me this was one of the best movies ever made !

each to their own though.

ChiJAM

10-26-2003, 08:35 AM

Originally posted by Martin Red:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JMJ:
Pulp Fiction was the worst movie I ever paid to see, and the only movie I've ever walked out of......JMJ :( To me this was one of the best movies ever made !

each to their own though. [/QUOTE]Pulp Fiction is excellent! "The Island of Doctor Moreau" is one of the worst movies in history.

ChiJAM

kelvy

10-26-2003, 08:55 AM

Originally posted by Bernie:

Night of the Lepus (Giant bunny rabbits attacking a town)
sounds like a perfect doubleheader to "Killer Clowns From Outer Space" graemlins/rofl.gif

hmm...with the clown dance craze from California being mentioned in a BBC documentary, maybe it's time to bring out a sequel called (drumroll please):

Killer Krumpin From Outer Compton

cyborgenically frozen Bloods and Crips are mysteriously whisked away by a secretive Raliean conspiracy for their human cloning plot designed for worldwide Raliean supremacy....somehow, the experiement goes awry when the dna of the various blood and crip members are accidentally blended in with the corpses of P.T. Barnum and Bozo The Clown within one of their travel modules orignially hailing from Roswell, Arizona. The hybrid gangster clown clones make their way back to Compton and infiltrate circuses as they krump the whole town into life-threatning submission....special guest cameo by 50 Cents as a Romulian Clown Pilot

JMJ

10-26-2003, 09:10 AM

Originally posted by Bernie:
You can find some real stinkers on VHS/DVD format these days. :D icon_rofl.gif

Such as :

Monster A Go-Go
Beach Girls and the Monster
Manos, the Hands of Fate (This one could be the worst move of all time)
Night of the Lepus (Giant bunny rabbits attacking a town)
Robot Monster (Gorilla with a diving helmet threatening civilization)
The Conqueror (John Wayne playing Genghis Kahn? icon_rofl.gif )

Any movie produced by Coleman Francis, Dwain Esper, Victor Adamson, Arch Hall Sr., Kroger Babb, or the most well known of the inept producers, Edward D. Wood, Jr. (Who had a movie made about him in 1994 "Ed Wood" that had a budget 100 times more than all of Ed's movies put together and Martin Landau, who played Bela Lugosi, won an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for that film!)

Many of these movies will have you rolling with the "wooden" actors, bad producers, cheap stage sets, poor lighting, etc. www.somethingweird.com (http://www.somethingweird.com) carries most of the movies you mentioned and then some.......JMJ smile.gif

nev m

10-26-2003, 09:27 AM

Originally posted by Martin Red:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JMJ:
Pulp Fiction was the worst movie I ever paid to see, and the only movie I've ever walked out of......JMJ :( To me this was one of the best movies ever made !

each to their own though. [/QUOTE]Literaly just finished watching "Memento" on DVD 'cause I missed it at the flicks. Brilliant.

So easy a protic can do it (QUAD)

10-26-2003, 09:55 AM

"ALLAN SMITHEE" HAS PRODUCED AND DIRECTED OVER 200 MOVIES TO HIS CREDIT, AND THEY ARE THE "WORST" MOVIES EVER MADE IN HISTORY.......THE PROBLEM WITH THIS SITUATION IS THAT "ALLAN" NEVER EXISTED....until recently-HE'LL BE MAKIN MUSIC SOON.....................??

:D :D

And

10-26-2003, 11:30 AM

Originally posted by Bernie:
the most well known of the inept producers, Edward D. Wood, Jr. (Who had a movie made about him in 1994 "Ed Wood" that had a budget 100 times more than all of Ed's movies put together and Martin Landau, who played Bela Lugosi, won an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for that film!)

Many of these movies will have you rolling with the "wooden" actors, bad producers, cheap stage sets, poor lighting, etc. Ed Wood = icon_rofl.gif

Ron la Rock

10-26-2003, 12:14 PM

MONSTERS BALL
mad1.gif graemlins/puke.gif graemlins/puke.gif

what a waste of film

[ October 26, 2003, 12:15 PM: Message edited by: Ron paizley ]

10-26-2003, 01:09 PM

Originally posted by Sam The Man Burns:

"Fist of Fear, Touch of Death"
Starring Bruce Lee
Fred Williamson

Note: This movie came out in 1980.
It was made in 1979.
Bruce Lee died in 1973?????

They made the movie while the man was in his grave 6 or 7 years after his death.

he is still there, spinning in his grave.......

These slimey filmmakers took somewhat rare footage from the tv show "Longstreet" and a fim that Bruce did when he was a teenager and had the late Adolph Ceasar as the tv reporter and Fred "The Hammer" Williamson as himself, Ron Van Clief as........Ron Van Clief.

The plot: A Karate tournament @Madison Square Garden for Bruce Lee's crown.....you figure it out.
These clowns made a film around old film footage of Bruce Lee............

a must see! icon_rofl.gif Yeah this move was bad! Hey Sam, wasn't there a scene in this movie shot in the ring where two guys are fighting and one guy strikes the other with a blow to the face riping his eyes out of the socket and throwing them in the crowd? That looked like real footage, taken from an actual tournament.

Xia

10-26-2003, 02:20 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Bernie:
[QB] You can find some real stinkers on VHS/DVD format these days. :D icon_rofl.gif

Manos, the Hands of Fate (This one could be the worst move of all time)

I saw this on Mystery Science Theater 3000. It was sooooo awful!

Two movies I couldn't stomach to finish were:

Lulu on the Bridge - Harvey Kitel and Mira Sorvino

The Spice girls movie (in my defense, I was trying to kill time at work by watching it. I realized I'd rather be working and shut it off!)

DJ RON C

10-26-2003, 03:33 PM

One of the craziest movies I have ever seen:

Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas

If you have never done drugs, you can watch this and afterward you will know how it feels. If you do drugs. then I am sure you can relate to one or more parts of this movie. graemlins/cool_shades.gif

Jamie 3:26

10-26-2003, 03:37 PM

Originally posted by Eargasm:
I know there are probably worst movies out there but I can't image it. I watched Petey Wheatstraw tonight and I wish there was a way to get that hour and a half back. That's quality entertainment there man.You do not know about good movies man.

Now if you want to see a bad movie,check out Phat Beach.I wanted to kill my tv.

Bernie

10-26-2003, 04:36 PM

Originally posted by JMJ:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Bernie:
You can find some real stinkers on VHS/DVD format these days. :D icon_rofl.gif

Such as :

Monster A Go-Go
Beach Girls and the Monster
Manos, the Hands of Fate (This one could be the worst move of all time)
Night of the Lepus (Giant bunny rabbits attacking a town)
Robot Monster (Gorilla with a diving helmet threatening civilization)
The Conqueror (John Wayne playing Genghis Kahn? icon_rofl.gif )

Any movie produced by Coleman Francis, Dwain Esper, Victor Adamson, Arch Hall Sr., Kroger Babb, or the most well known of the inept producers, Edward D. Wood, Jr. (Who had a movie made about him in 1994 "Ed Wood" that had a budget 100 times more than all of Ed's movies put together and Martin Landau, who played Bela Lugosi, won an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for that film!)

Many of these movies will have you rolling with the "wooden" actors, bad producers, cheap stage sets, poor lighting, etc. www.somethingweird.com (http://www.somethingweird.com) carries most of the movies you mentioned and then some.......JMJ smile.gif [/QUOTE]Also, Sinister Cinema (http://www.sinistercinema.com) carries them as well.

JoeB

10-26-2003, 04:58 PM

probably the last horrible movie that i saw was "dark blue" with kurt russell. i actually stopped watching it after 30 minutes because i think i was so disappointed with every aspect of what i had seen. i did however go back and finish watching just to see if the ending was as bad as the first 30 minutes and i have to say that it was probably worse. do not waste your time on this wannabe "training day" flick.

BHouse

10-26-2003, 05:06 PM

DADDY DAY CARE... Was terrible...

HML

10-26-2003, 06:17 PM

Originally posted by JMJ:
Pulp Fiction was the worst movie I ever paid to see, and the only movie I've ever walked out of......JMJ :( Get out!! :eek: I loved Pulp Fiction!! Quentin Tarantino's genius really shined in that film!!

My "worst film ever" picks are Cool World (Brad Pitt, Kim Basinger, Gabriel Byrne) and Man on the Moon (Jim Carey, Courtney Love)...

-HML

JMJ

10-26-2003, 06:21 PM

Originally posted by HML:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JMJ:
Pulp Fiction was the worst movie I ever paid to see, and the only movie I've ever walked out of......JMJ :( Get out!! :eek: I loved Pulp Fiction!! Quentin Tarantino's genius really shined in that film!!

My "worst film ever" picks are Cool World (Brad Pitt, Kim Basinger, Gabriel Byrne) and Man on the Moon (Jim Carey, Courtney Love)...

-HML [/QUOTE]Maybe I wasn't in the right frame of mind when I saw it. I doubt it though. I didn't like it from the start. I walked out after Travolta shot the guy in the backseat of the car in the head. I'd had enough......JMJ

HML

10-26-2003, 06:24 PM

Originally posted by Bernie:
You can find some real stinkers on VHS/DVD format these days. :D icon_rofl.gif

Such as :

Monster A Go-Go
Beach Girls and the Monster
Manos, the Hands of Fate (This one could be the worst move of all time)
Night of the Lepus (Giant bunny rabbits attacking a town)
Robot Monster (Gorilla with a diving helmet threatening civilization)
The Conqueror (John Wayne playing Genghis Kahn? icon_rofl.gif )

Any movie produced by Coleman Francis, Dwain Esper, Victor Adamson, Arch Hall Sr., Kroger Babb, or the most well known of the inept producers, Edward D. Wood, Jr. (Who had a movie made about him in 1994 "Ed Wood" that had a budget 100 times more than all of Ed's movies put together and Martin Landau, who played Bela Lugosi, won an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for that film!)

Many of these movies will have you rolling with the "wooden" actors, bad producers, cheap stage sets, poor lighting, etc. LOL!! Whaddup Bernie! All that info could only come from someone who has a passion for "B" movies... I'll bet money that you're a devout & avid fan of Mystery Science Theater 3000!! ;) :D

Peace,
HML

HML

10-26-2003, 06:38 PM

Originally posted by JMJ:
Maybe I wasn't in the right frame of mind when I saw it. I doubt it though. I didn't like it from the start. I walked out after Travolta shot the guy in the backseat of the car in the head. I'd had enough......JMJ I hear ya man. Some scenes in Pulp are very hardcore! But dang bruh, the film gets really good after John Travolta had that little "slip of the trigger finger"!! ;) You might've gotten into it if you'd stayed another five to ten minutes! Next time it comes on cable, give it another look! smile.gif

Peace,
HML

PS - Ever seen Caligula? There's a film that'll turn the stomach with its mixture of sexual depravity and gory violence! graemlins/puke.gif I made the oh-so-serious mistake of seeing that film in a theater that served food... graemlins/jpshakehead.gif

[ October 26, 2003, 06:41 PM: Message edited by: HML ]

DJ Rated M

10-26-2003, 06:49 PM

Originally posted by Bernie:
You can find some real stinkers on VHS/DVD format these days. :D icon_rofl.gif

Such as :

Monster A Go-Go
Beach Girls and the Monster
Manos, the Hands of Fate (This one could be the worst move of all time)
Night of the Lepus (Giant bunny rabbits attacking a town)
Robot Monster (Gorilla with a diving helmet threatening civilization)
The Conqueror (John Wayne playing Genghis Kahn? icon_rofl.gif )

Any movie produced by Coleman Francis, Dwain Esper, Victor Adamson, Arch Hall Sr., Kroger Babb, or the most well known of the inept producers, Edward D. Wood, Jr. (Who had a movie made about him in 1994 "Ed Wood" that had a budget 100 times more than all of Ed's movies put together and Martin Landau, who played Bela Lugosi, won an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for that film!)

Many of these movies will have you rolling with the "wooden" actors, bad producers, cheap stage sets, poor lighting, etc. Bernie,

i found "The Legend Of Boggy Creek" DVD yesterday for $6 at Walmart!!!

i still have to find "The Horror Of Party Beach" though...

Sam The Man Burns

10-26-2003, 06:56 PM

Originally posted by JW:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Sam The Man Burns:

"Fist of Fear, Touch of Death"
Starring Bruce Lee
Fred Williamson

Note: This movie came out in 1980.
It was made in 1979.
Bruce Lee died in 1973?????

They made the movie while the man was in his grave 6 or 7 years after his death.

he is still there, spinning in his grave.......

These slimey filmmakers took somewhat rare footage from the tv show "Longstreet" and a fim that Bruce did when he was a teenager and had the late Adolph Ceasar as the tv reporter and Fred "The Hammer" Williamson as himself, Ron Van Clief as........Ron Van Clief.

The plot: A Karate tournament @Madison Square Garden for Bruce Lee's crown.....you figure it out.
These clowns made a film around old film footage of Bruce Lee............

a must see! icon_rofl.gif Yeah this move was bad! Hey Sam, wasn't there a scene in this movie shot in the ring where two guys are fighting and one guy strikes the other with a blow to the face riping his eyes out of the socket and throwing them in the crowd? That looked like real footage, taken from an actual tournament. [/QUOTE]It was real footage but not real eyes.

Bernie

10-26-2003, 06:58 PM

Originally posted by HML:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Bernie:
You can find some real stinkers on VHS/DVD format these days. :D icon_rofl.gif

Such as :

Monster A Go-Go
Beach Girls and the Monster
Manos, the Hands of Fate (This one could be the worst move of all time)
Night of the Lepus (Giant bunny rabbits attacking a town)
Robot Monster (Gorilla with a diving helmet threatening civilization)
The Conqueror (John Wayne playing Genghis Kahn? icon_rofl.gif )

Any movie produced by Coleman Francis, Dwain Esper, Victor Adamson, Arch Hall Sr., Kroger Babb, or the most well known of the inept producers, Edward D. Wood, Jr. (Who had a movie made about him in 1994 "Ed Wood" that had a budget 100 times more than all of Ed's movies put together and Martin Landau, who played Bela Lugosi, won an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for that film!)

Many of these movies will have you rolling with the "wooden" actors, bad producers, cheap stage sets, poor lighting, etc. LOL!! Whaddup Bernie! All that info could only come from someone who has a passion for "B" movies... I'll bet money that you're a devout & avid fan of Mystery Science Theater 3000!! ;) :D

Peace,
HML [/QUOTE]Yep, HML I'm a MSTie! I was very disappointed when Red Zone Cuba was released on DVD without the uncut version like they did other releases. I also think Rhino owns the exclusive rights to both the uncut and the MSTie version. I hope something can be done about releasing the uncut version, but it probably won't be for awhile. :(

JMJ

10-26-2003, 07:02 PM

Originally posted by HML:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JMJ:
Maybe I wasn't in the right frame of mind when I saw it. I doubt it though. I didn't like it from the start. I walked out after Travolta shot the guy in the backseat of the car in the head. I'd had enough......JMJ I hear ya man. Some scenes in Pulp are very hardcore! But dang bruh, the film gets really good after John Travolta had that little "slip of the trigger finger"!! ;) You might've gotten into it if you'd stayed another five to ten minutes! Next time it comes on cable, give it another look! smile.gif

Peace,
HML

PS - Ever seen Caligula? There's a film that'll turn the stomach with its mixture of sexual depravity and gory violence! graemlins/puke.gif I made the oh-so-serious mistake of seeing that film in a theater that served food... graemlins/jpshakehead.gif [/QUOTE]Never saw Caligula. Weak stomach is definitely not the problem. I just can't stand to watch stupidity, and what I saw of Pulp Fiction was stupid. I probably should catch it on one of the movie channels just to see how I like/hate it the second time around......JMJ

Bernie

10-26-2003, 07:06 PM

Originally posted by DJ Rated M:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Bernie:
You can find some real stinkers on VHS/DVD format these days. :D icon_rofl.gif

Such as :

Monster A Go-Go
Beach Girls and the Monster
Manos, the Hands of Fate (This one could be the worst move of all time)
Night of the Lepus (Giant bunny rabbits attacking a town)
Robot Monster (Gorilla with a diving helmet threatening civilization)
The Conqueror (John Wayne playing Genghis Kahn? icon_rofl.gif )

Any movie produced by Coleman Francis, Dwain Esper, Victor Adamson, Arch Hall Sr., Kroger Babb, or the most well known of the inept producers, Edward D. Wood, Jr. (Who had a movie made about him in 1994 "Ed Wood" that had a budget 100 times more than all of Ed's movies put together and Martin Landau, who played Bela Lugosi, won an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for that film!)

Many of these movies will have you rolling with the "wooden" actors, bad producers, cheap stage sets, poor lighting, etc. Bernie,

i found "The Legend Of Boggy Creek" DVD yesterday for $6 at Walmart!!!

i still have to find "The Horror Of Party Beach" though... [/QUOTE]Hi Rated M,

You may want to look at eBay for Horror of Party Beach. It has bids now at $12.50. There's an uncut version that's $25.

DJ Rated M

10-26-2003, 07:13 PM

Originally posted by Bernie:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by DJ Rated M:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Bernie:
You can find some real stinkers on VHS/DVD format these days. :D icon_rofl.gif

Such as :

Monster A Go-Go
Beach Girls and the Monster
Manos, the Hands of Fate (This one could be the worst move of all time)
Night of the Lepus (Giant bunny rabbits attacking a town)
Robot Monster (Gorilla with a diving helmet threatening civilization)
The Conqueror (John Wayne playing Genghis Kahn? icon_rofl.gif )

Any movie produced by Coleman Francis, Dwain Esper, Victor Adamson, Arch Hall Sr., Kroger Babb, or the most well known of the inept producers, Edward D. Wood, Jr. (Who had a movie made about him in 1994 "Ed Wood" that had a budget 100 times more than all of Ed's movies put together and Martin Landau, who played Bela Lugosi, won an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for that film!)

Many of these movies will have you rolling with the "wooden" actors, bad producers, cheap stage sets, poor lighting, etc. Bernie,

i found "The Legend Of Boggy Creek" DVD yesterday for $6 at Walmart!!!

i still have to find "The Horror Of Party Beach" though... [/QUOTE]Hi Rated M,

You may want to look at eBay for Horror of Party Beach. It has bids now at $12.50. There's an uncut version that's $25. [/QUOTE]thanks B!

Martin Red

10-27-2003, 06:12 AM

Michael Jarman - Blue

A blue screen / the colour blue on screen for the duration / oh , with some dialogue.

graemlins/jpshakehead.gif

Huey P. Freeman

10-27-2003, 03:25 PM

Originally posted by Sam The Man Burns:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Eargasm:
I know there are probably worst movies out there but I can't image it. I watched Petey Wheatstraw tonight and I wish there was a way to get that hour and a half back. What did you expect with a title called "Petey Wheatstraw"(The Devils Son In Law) a oscar caliber production ?

No different from "POOTIE TANG"

Man, I got a "bowfinger" kind of a movie for you Mr. Eargasm......

"Fist of Fear, Touch of Death"
Starring Bruce Lee
Fred Williamson

Note: This movie came out in 1980.
It was made in 1979.
Bruce Lee died in 1973?????

They made the movie while the man was in his grave 6 or 7 years after his death.

he is still there, spinning in his grave.......

These slimey filmmakers took somewhat rare footage from the tv show "Longstreet" and a fim that Bruce did when he was a teenager and had the late Adolph Ceasar as the tv reporter and Fred "The Hammer" Williamson as himself, Ron Van Clief as........Ron Van Clief.

The plot: A Karate tournament @Madison Square Garden for Bruce Lee's crown.....you figure it out.

These clowns made a film around old film footage of Bruce Lee............

a must see! icon_rofl.gif [/QUOTE]No I wasn't expecting an Oscar worthy performance but I at least expected to be entertained(at least slightly). My brother told me it would be funny. It wasn't. I did not laugh one single time. Pootie Tang while equally stupid at least made me laugh.

kev

10-27-2003, 03:28 PM

About a year ago I accidentally saw a horror movie about the tooth fairy. My friend bought tickets to the wrong movie!

BHouse

10-27-2003, 03:30 PM

Originally posted by IIBS:
About a year ago I accidentally saw a horror movie about the tooth fairy. My friend bought tickets to the wrong movie! My side is hurting..... graemlins/rofl.gif

Sharp Eye Washington

10-27-2003, 03:38 PM

DW Griffith's Birth of a Nation

kev

10-27-2003, 03:41 PM

Originally posted by BHouse:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by IIBS:
About a year ago I accidentally saw a horror movie about the tooth fairy. My friend bought tickets to the wrong movie! My side is hurting..... graemlins/rofl.gif [/QUOTE]The whole time I'm thinking to myself, damn, what kinda movies does my friend like? WTF? About an hour into the movie my friend turns to me and says, "Yo Kev, I think we're in the wrong movie". f@cker.

upliftdisco365

10-27-2003, 03:45 PM

Xtro

Rodney Ransom

10-28-2003, 02:13 AM

What was the name of the film where Westley Snipes
cheats on his asian wife , for some blonde chick?
Can someone please tell me the name of this horrific film. graemlins/puke.gif This is one of the most boring F*****G films I have ever seen.

graemlins/puke.gif graemlins/puke.gif and more graemlins/puke.gif