WHAT DO CHRISTMAS, UNGRATEFUL KIDS AND SALLY STRUTHERS HAVE IN COMMON....

[BHouse]

This year for Christmas, I spent a little over $500 dollars on my three children. Normally, I spend more, but with the divorce and work situation I just was unable to do it this year. So anyway, my children made it to the house about 2pm all excited. They began to open their gifts. The last gift they opened was the PS2 and three games I bought. They had a look on their face like this is all we got. Later during the day, they began to fight over who was going to play with whatever toy and not sharing. So I turned to the television to one of those Sally Struthers Feed the Children Informercials and made them watch it... I made them look at one of the poor kids in a third world country and began to tell them, "You think lil JING CUM LAUD got parents spending their hard earned money on him...? Huh...? Do you...? NOOOOOOO... Do you know what daddy had to do to get this money...? (DIDN'T TELL THEM THAT DADDY BEEN TAKING UNAPPROVED FDA MEDICATION AND IN 30DAYS I WILL HAVE POWERS LIKE THE GREATEST AMERICAN HERO) You know what lil JING CUM LAUD probably got for Christmas...? BULLETS... That's right BULLETS... He probaby a soldier... Ya'll got to share your toys with each other..." Then I looked at my 5yr old son... (ROLLIANN) "See JING CUM LAUD... Boy you better Man Up..." They drove me crazy...... graemlins/scared.gif

[Dolemite73]

Originally posted by BHouse:
This year for Christmas, I spent a little over $500 dollars on my three children. Normally, I spend more, but with the divorce and work situation I just was unable to do it this year. So anyway, my children made it to the house about 2pm all excited. They began to open their gifts. The last gift they opened was the PS2 and three games I bought. They had a look on their face like this is all we got. Later during the day, they began to fight over who was going to play with whatever toy and not sharing. So I turned to the television to one of those Sally Struthers Feed the Children Informercials and made them watch it... I made them look at one of the poor kids in a third world country and began to tell them, "You think lil JING CUM LAUD got parents spending their hard earned money on him...? Huh...? Do you...? NOOOOOOO... Do you know what daddy had to do to get this money...? (DIDN'T TELL THEM THAT DADDY BEEN TAKING UNAPPROVED FDA MEDICATION AND IN 30DAYS I WILL HAVE POWERS LIKE THE GREATEST AMERICAN HERO) You know what lil JING CUM LAUD probably got for Christmas...? BULLETS... That's right BULLETS... He probaby a soldier... Ya'll got to share your toys with each other..." Then I looked at my 5yr old son... (ROLLIANN) "See JING CUM LAUD... Boy you better Man Up..." They drove me crazy...... graemlins/scared.gif graemlins/rofl5.gif

[DISKOQUEEN99]

Ha!! And to think; my 13 yr old son had told me all he wanted for Xmas was some ProActiv (the acne medication advertised by Vanessa Williams in the infomercial). He's suffering from a mild case; normal for boys his age. He was kinda disappointed when it wasn't among his gifts. I thought the boy was playing.

Btw, have you seen Sally lately? She's part of the reason they're starving over there. Looks like she's either helped herself to some of the rations or she's eaten some of the kids (population control).

[ December 26, 2003, 02:09 PM: Message edited by: DISKOQUEEN99 ]

[BHouse]

Diskoqueen99 your son is practical... He was thinking of something he could benefit from... I had to yell at my kids all day about stepping on their toys. Its like they were intentionally trying to break the stuff I just bought... All three of them are sitting here now watching me write this and talking about "We weren't trying to break it Daddy... Ain't that right RUFF RYDERS..." Now they are giving each other high fives... AR15firing.gif smile.gif

[ December 27, 2003, 01:17 AM: Message edited by: BHouse ]

[the 18th letter]

Lucky you. My older son sold his younger brother his own books for a transformer.

[DLow]

I'm trippin' off of JING CUM LAUD getting 'BULLETS, that right BULLETS for Xmas'. icon_rofl.gif

[jpsf]

yep, i see this every year with my nephews. i'm not the biggest x-mas fan as it is, but it amazes me that the day that kids get the most is the day that they act like the biggest brats. it's just not right i tell ya. but that's what you get from a holiday that celebrates the all mighty dollar.

[MyNia]

I think its time for me to take my girls back to Tijuana. They got a whole new perspective after our first trip. The dolls hair stayed combed and they were clothed, even the games had all their pieces. Slowly but surely the dolls with matted hair are returning.