You know you're a vinyl junkie if you're...

[Jolyon]

1. Buying several copies of the same record. You know, to mix with, or to have the import copy, or just to have...

2. Managing to buy a record every time you go to the shops, even if you only wanted a pint of milk.

3. Cataloguing your records alphabetically.

4. Not cataloguing your records, but somehow finding them with your sixth sense.

5. Getting a potent ecstatic rush when you finally track down that rare tune.

6. Not being able to listen to music whilst having sex, because you start thinking about the producer, remixer etc.

7. An unbearable urge to take over the decks at any party / chill out session/ major nightclub.

8. Looking through your friends record collections whenever you visit.

9. Conversations with your spotter mates that start off with the words: "heard any good tunes lately?"

10. Reading/Posting on music message boards at 3am when you should be doing work on an overnight shift.

[djklas]

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[djklas]

:rolleyes: :( graemlins/mecry.gif

[AD]

When you'd rather starve, but at least you've got a record. smokin.gif

['Magic' Juan]

Originally posted by Albert D.:
When you'd rather starve, but at least you've got a record. smokin.gif Sad to say, that is me. I have done this countless times!! Tsk ... tsk ....

magic_juan

[Tenyu]

4 and 6

hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

[Nege]

All of them exept for 7 and 9......................

[ngeso]

6. Not being able to listen to music whilst having sex, because you start thinking about the producer, remixer etc.[/QB]i'm afraid i'm guilty of something like this. i painfully discovered a few years ago that i am not able to sustain an erection of any substance while listening to my own mix tapes when shagging graemlins/jpshakehead.gif .

also, to tell the truth, the only reason why i bought a CD-player a couple of years ago, was because the girls were getting fed up with my mid-shag and on-the-brink-withdrawal to segue in the next cut and keep that sh*t seamless :D .

but darling, i've changed. now it's opera and remote control all the way........

peace. ngeso.

[danny webb]

Originally posted by ngeso:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />6. Not being able to listen to music whilst having sex, because you start thinking about the producer, remixer etc.i'm afraid i'm guilty of something like this. i painfully discovered a few years ago that i am not able to sustain an erection of any substance while listening to my own mix tapes when shagging [/QB]</font>[/QUOTE]Haaaaaha haaaaaaaaaa, got to show this to my girlfriend, when we are talking, she often says "what are you thinking" when I assume that distant look, she expects some heavy deep shit, but in reply gets "Oh, just checking that mix out, knew I shoulda faded it..."

[Martin Red]

Originally posted by magic_juan:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Albert D.:
When you'd rather starve, but at least you've got a record. smokin.gif Sad to say, that is me. I have done this countless times!! Tsk ... tsk ....

magic_juan </font>[/QUOTE]Giving up food for funk graemlins/thumbsup.gif

[The Real Dragonfly Jones]

Originally posted by ngeso:
i'm afraid i'm guilty of something like this. i painfully discovered a few years ago that i am not able to sustain an erection of any substance while listening to my own mix tapes when shagging graemlins/jpshakehead.gif .There are doctors for your condition!! graemlins/stupid.gif

[Topester]

oh dear. pretty much me to a t

[Martin Red]

Originally posted by Excel:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by ngeso:
i'm afraid i'm guilty of something like this. i painfully discovered a few years ago that i am not able to sustain an erection of any substance while listening to my own mix tapes when shagging graemlins/jpshakehead.gif .There are doctors for your condition!! graemlins/stupid.gif </font>[/QUOTE]and little blue pills

"Take the blue pill"

Matrix


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[Pete Nice]

you know you have a problem when you start talking about records and your non-collecting friends roll their eyes and start to walk away. :rolleyes:

'don't you guys talk about anything else?' graemlins/sleep.gif

[domodisco]

hahahaha

Definitely 1, 4, 5, 7, 8 and 9 (except for the 3 am part) Hope all's well, Jo...

[Jolyon]

I am broke at the moment, but the other day still spent £30 on records in a second hand junk shop...promising myself I'd sell the rare ones on ebay.

I know I never will.

[RX]

...the possessor of your entire family's record collection and they don't even know it...

[Martin Red]

Originally posted by Ms Rickey X:
...the possessor of your entire family's record collection and they don't even know it... Good one graemlins/thumbsup.gif

[djklas]

Originally posted by Jolyon:
I am broke at the moment, but the other day still spent £30 on records in a second hand junk shop...promising myself I'd sell the rare ones on ebay.

I know I never will. graemlins/rofl.gif Dude, that's me too! graemlins/rofl.gif

[Jolyon]

Worst thing I ever did regarding records was when I was 17 (this was 14 years ago so give me some slack) I was low on cash and it was my sister's birthday. She liked house music so I thought, I'll buy her a house LP for a present. She liked it but of course two days later it was sitting in my collection.

How low can you go?

[djklas]

Originally posted by Jolyon:
Worst thing I ever did regarding records was when I was 17 (this was 14 years ago so give me some slack) I was low on cash and it was my sister's birthday. She liked house music so I thought, I'll buy her a house LP for a present. She liked it but of course two days later it was sitting in my collection.

How low can you go? haha...well they say it's the thought that counts.

[kelvy]

you plan an out-of-town trip and the first thing that springs into your mind is: where are the good local record stores (new/used), thift shops, & flea markets?

when you cleaned out a thrift shop a week ago but you go there anyway to see if there just happens to be something overlooked...

when a new neighborhood record store pops up and you make a date out of it....

[P-Flipp]

clueless about fashion sense. graemlins/grinyes.gif

[ April 01, 2003, 01:15 AM: Message edited by: P-Flipp ]

[Jolyon]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by kelvy:
[QB] you plan an out-of-town trip and the first thing that springs into your mind is: where are the good local record stores (new/used), thift shops, & flea markets?

graemlins/grinyes.gif

Or worse...you go on holiday and spend a day in a record store.

[dennis f]

If you get a hard on when you see Ubiquity or Quincy Jones' older stuff in the 99 cent bin!!

[ladyboygrimsby]

Originally posted by Jolyon:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by kelvy:
[QB] you plan an out-of-town trip and the first thing that springs into your mind is: where are the good local record stores (new/used), thift shops, & flea markets?

graemlins/grinyes.gif

Or worse...you go on holiday and spend a day in a record store. Or worse, you go on your honeymoon to Paris and go to a record store...

[matthew]

and it ruins your entire honeymoon when it turns out to be shut... smile.gif

[Jolyon]

...and all you can do is look at those disco gems staring at you through the glass window.

[Red D]

When you go on a trip with some friends and you make sure that there are at least two non-dj's in your group to keep themselves busy while you and your dj-friends scour the record shops.

=&gt; this is the exact summary of all my Berlin or London trips...

RD

[P-Flipp]

Taking your significant other out to dinner consists of going to Wendys because you just plucked down a $100
for dj promo 12inch of George Dukes "Brazillian Love Affair".

[P-Flipp]

Originally posted by Red D:
When you go on a trip with some friends and you make sure that there are at least two non-dj's in your group to keep themselves busy while you and your dj-friends scour the record shops.

=&gt; this is the exact summary of all my Berlin or London trips...

RD Amen! graemlins/rofl.gif graemlins/rofl.gif

[Koffy Brown]

Originally posted by P-Flipp:
Taking your significant other out to dinner consists of going to Wendys because you just plucked down a $100
for dj promo 12inch of George Dukes "Brazillian Love Affair". This might get you divorced... graemlins/rofl.gif

[Pete Nice]

you know ish is bad when you direct deposit at your favorite record store. who needs food or clothes when you got a fat bassline :D

[P-Flipp]

If you have a choice to make love to Mariah Carey wearing that dress that she wore at the NBA all star game or getting a stack of the hottest test presses from WMC,you take the tests.. :D

[ April 01, 2003, 11:17 AM: Message edited by: P-Flipp ]