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MC
04-03-2003, 03:15 PM
(This is from an email I got, it's kinda corny, but here it is anyway)


1. 8:45am is too early for us to be up.

2. We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights.

3. Pretty people on the plane distract us.

4. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.

5. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there.

6. We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons down.

7. We would ALL want to fly the plane.

8. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.

9. We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before doing it.

10. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.

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[ April 04, 2003, 10:04 AM: Message edited by: Michael J. Carmona ]

'Magic' Juan
04-03-2003, 03:22 PM
Tsk ... tsk ... shame on you, MC!

magic_juan ;)

AgentDoubleA
04-03-2003, 03:25 PM
CU-LEEEEEERO, CU-LEEEEEEERO, CULERO