YoRel
11-07-2003, 12:46 PM
Beside being the best site on the web, because of it's many mixes, informative topics and shared Love. graemlins/1luvu.gif DHP has some of the funniest cats around. Here are a few treads that I came across that had me hittin the floor this week.
Also Being that we all don't get to read all topics.
Please repost anything that had you holding your mouth, so coworker wouldn't hear U bust a gut. graemlins/rofl5.gif
1.
Originally posted by david mancuso:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Jamie Lennox:
Heard?????????????????????????????????????
More like LURKED!
Book me now Ray! IMHO:
Ray is quite capable of booking himself...it would nice if we all step back and give him his own space ......unconditionally.
d </font>[/QUOTE]Dont listen to him Ray, what the hell does Dave know about throwing parties? [/QUOTE]
Everybody knows David throws Dope parties, and that Jamie would do or say anything to play at any party. :D YoRel
2.
Originally posted by Dee-Dee Sheridan:
What about when you get on the train & folks trying to sale you Socks, Weed Papers, Barretts, Phone Books, Boot Leg Tapes & DVD's etc. I Know Bro Man wasn't tring to sell the yellow page phone book that they leave on your pouch or lobby. graemlins/rofl5.gif YoRel
3.
Originally posted by Al Kent:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Martin Red:
I stole records from a chain stores plenty of times when I was younger. **** HMV ! I would never have become a DJ if it wasn't for HMV's lousy security. I truly don't know how I never got caught, used to steal records from there daily. It got to the stage I was just taking things cos the cover was nice . I had almost every record they stocked.
Stealing is wrong though. Don't do it. </font>[/QUOTE]I would never have become a DJ if it wasn't for HMV's lousy security. Added to The Classic File On WHAT MADE YOUR BECOME A DJ. :rolleyes: YoRel
4.
Originally posted by richierich:
Just dance the way you dance be it seductive or not..if a guy puts his hands on you just SLAP THE DOG SHIT OUT OF HIM.. and keep dancing ;) I would kill myself if I seen this happen. Somebody touches you wrong, you slap them & KEEP DANCIN. graemlins/acclaim.gif YoRel
5.
Originally posted by BHouse:
I was in the store the other day with the kids buying groceries and I decide to stop by the magazine rack... So I begin to flip throught the pages of FHM. In my mind, I was saying "DAMN..." She absolutely gorgeous... My 10yr old daughter was kissing the cover of some TIGER BEAT/SISTA TO SISTA type magazine cover of B2K saying how good looking they were. I told her to stop that and put the magazine down and lets get ready to go. It took her about five minutes to get me to stop doing the same to Halle... [/LIST]
Do as I say and No as I do . ;)
Also Being that we all don't get to read all topics.
Please repost anything that had you holding your mouth, so coworker wouldn't hear U bust a gut. graemlins/rofl5.gif
1.
Originally posted by david mancuso:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Jamie Lennox:
Heard?????????????????????????????????????
More like LURKED!
Book me now Ray! IMHO:
Ray is quite capable of booking himself...it would nice if we all step back and give him his own space ......unconditionally.
d </font>[/QUOTE]Dont listen to him Ray, what the hell does Dave know about throwing parties? [/QUOTE]
Everybody knows David throws Dope parties, and that Jamie would do or say anything to play at any party. :D YoRel
2.
Originally posted by Dee-Dee Sheridan:
What about when you get on the train & folks trying to sale you Socks, Weed Papers, Barretts, Phone Books, Boot Leg Tapes & DVD's etc. I Know Bro Man wasn't tring to sell the yellow page phone book that they leave on your pouch or lobby. graemlins/rofl5.gif YoRel
3.
Originally posted by Al Kent:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Martin Red:
I stole records from a chain stores plenty of times when I was younger. **** HMV ! I would never have become a DJ if it wasn't for HMV's lousy security. I truly don't know how I never got caught, used to steal records from there daily. It got to the stage I was just taking things cos the cover was nice . I had almost every record they stocked.
Stealing is wrong though. Don't do it. </font>[/QUOTE]I would never have become a DJ if it wasn't for HMV's lousy security. Added to The Classic File On WHAT MADE YOUR BECOME A DJ. :rolleyes: YoRel
4.
Originally posted by richierich:
Just dance the way you dance be it seductive or not..if a guy puts his hands on you just SLAP THE DOG SHIT OUT OF HIM.. and keep dancing ;) I would kill myself if I seen this happen. Somebody touches you wrong, you slap them & KEEP DANCIN. graemlins/acclaim.gif YoRel
5.
Originally posted by BHouse:
I was in the store the other day with the kids buying groceries and I decide to stop by the magazine rack... So I begin to flip throught the pages of FHM. In my mind, I was saying "DAMN..." She absolutely gorgeous... My 10yr old daughter was kissing the cover of some TIGER BEAT/SISTA TO SISTA type magazine cover of B2K saying how good looking they were. I told her to stop that and put the magazine down and lets get ready to go. It took her about five minutes to get me to stop doing the same to Halle... [/LIST]
Do as I say and No as I do . ;)