Rob.J
09-09-2003, 08:55 PM
A STORY BY DHP MEMBERS AND JMJ’S MONKEY
In the begining.....there were drums playing mysteriously in the washing machine, While trippin' on the funky suds my lovedance began.
He smiled first while I held his love monkey, he was dreaming of drums in the African heat,
about my lips on his love monkey.
Quickly hidden away from his bulging in a dark place, When his sister cried out loud & entered without knocking, What's going on?! she looked aghast holding her underwear and
sat upon her fat ass.
With his teeth tightly clenched, What?' she said face all aghast & looking aghast AGAIN?.
Panicked, he explained, pretty easily freaked ain’t she now.
Screaming in anguish and he said..who is JMJ,….yarfminnick playan fubu, pet my monkey &
knock before you get knocked out these guys stutter and they said where were we?...
Oh that’s right make sweet love, playing in the curly hair tufts all night long.
?, Could be heard while moaning loudly, A dog barks and he said “I'll strangle that.…..stifle that mutt, beat that bitch”….with my monkey !
Shut your face she reminds him, logging onto DHP.
As she struts the computer freezes so he reboots, alberts not happy with his trapeze as she struts her fat ass working those boots deep into his…..?
I'm just jacking...while albert caresses jmj's head and he said like ear muffs, A few threads dangling out of her as he begs, so they went jumping on trampolines but ran back just in time,
Dragging his monkey, barking dog and fat ass.
Suddenly the monkey squealed, the donkey farted pon de river and she said “Shiver me timbers!” as they fall…… “JMJ’s buzzcut has chaffed my cheeks”
You love me chaffing and all…………….end of story?
NO, they said... It's just begun, however we’ll wait to get funky with the music and my monkey
That’s been playing all night long……..by lionel richie.
Who's balls hurt...mine feel ok so I kicked, and what happened, madness just madness Taking over the sadness just sadness, yet I’m happy because I have sweet pussy Pauline & a warm tingling overcomes my being a butt monkey.....Oh my god, did I eat, did JMJ spank that funky monkey, the barking dog and funky worm had kinky sex with my ex…izit 4.20 yet?
But its pratical, oh so magical…the fluffy green bud, **** this place it's a waste to be here, no no dear.
Where’s the record I’m soooo hungry, In my box from that moment they were one.
Slap her face, not to hard…………faster than you… wooh wooh wooh and they continued on there way to eternal damnation forever and ever….
Forever came to day, but something happened..
”hi there chumley, wow long teeth please don’t bite my ass off”, “bite it gently and be careful with my monkey cause he’s excited”
I’m sure this to shall pass like hot gas jesus wept, forreal deal Holy Field.
Fish taste good, I'm cutting back…. I need wine, I am allergic to hoes without my money main, “EROB three words” the teacher shouted………………………..
Well the idea was there........
cheers
rob smile.gif
In the begining.....there were drums playing mysteriously in the washing machine, While trippin' on the funky suds my lovedance began.
He smiled first while I held his love monkey, he was dreaming of drums in the African heat,
about my lips on his love monkey.
Quickly hidden away from his bulging in a dark place, When his sister cried out loud & entered without knocking, What's going on?! she looked aghast holding her underwear and
sat upon her fat ass.
With his teeth tightly clenched, What?' she said face all aghast & looking aghast AGAIN?.
Panicked, he explained, pretty easily freaked ain’t she now.
Screaming in anguish and he said..who is JMJ,….yarfminnick playan fubu, pet my monkey &
knock before you get knocked out these guys stutter and they said where were we?...
Oh that’s right make sweet love, playing in the curly hair tufts all night long.
?, Could be heard while moaning loudly, A dog barks and he said “I'll strangle that.…..stifle that mutt, beat that bitch”….with my monkey !
Shut your face she reminds him, logging onto DHP.
As she struts the computer freezes so he reboots, alberts not happy with his trapeze as she struts her fat ass working those boots deep into his…..?
I'm just jacking...while albert caresses jmj's head and he said like ear muffs, A few threads dangling out of her as he begs, so they went jumping on trampolines but ran back just in time,
Dragging his monkey, barking dog and fat ass.
Suddenly the monkey squealed, the donkey farted pon de river and she said “Shiver me timbers!” as they fall…… “JMJ’s buzzcut has chaffed my cheeks”
You love me chaffing and all…………….end of story?
NO, they said... It's just begun, however we’ll wait to get funky with the music and my monkey
That’s been playing all night long……..by lionel richie.
Who's balls hurt...mine feel ok so I kicked, and what happened, madness just madness Taking over the sadness just sadness, yet I’m happy because I have sweet pussy Pauline & a warm tingling overcomes my being a butt monkey.....Oh my god, did I eat, did JMJ spank that funky monkey, the barking dog and funky worm had kinky sex with my ex…izit 4.20 yet?
But its pratical, oh so magical…the fluffy green bud, **** this place it's a waste to be here, no no dear.
Where’s the record I’m soooo hungry, In my box from that moment they were one.
Slap her face, not to hard…………faster than you… wooh wooh wooh and they continued on there way to eternal damnation forever and ever….
Forever came to day, but something happened..
”hi there chumley, wow long teeth please don’t bite my ass off”, “bite it gently and be careful with my monkey cause he’s excited”
I’m sure this to shall pass like hot gas jesus wept, forreal deal Holy Field.
Fish taste good, I'm cutting back…. I need wine, I am allergic to hoes without my money main, “EROB three words” the teacher shouted………………………..
Well the idea was there........
cheers
rob smile.gif