happiness

[rob brito]

Children laugh 146 times a day, adults laugh only 4 times a day...no
> wonder we're so unhappy...
> What's your new name?
>
> Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some
> silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose...
> Follow the instructions to find
> your new name.
> The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain
> Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor
> Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil
> Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
>
> Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
> a = poopsie
> b = lumpy
> c = buttercup
> d = gidget
> e = crusty
> f = greasy
> g = fluffy
> h = cheeseball
> i = chim-chim
> j = stinky
> k = flunky
> l = boobie
> m = pinky
> n = zippy
> o = goober
> p = doofus
> q = slimy
> r = loopy
> s = snotty
> t = tulefel
> u = dorkey
> v = squeezit
> w = oprah
> x = skipper
> y = dinky
> z = zsa-zsa
>
> Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
> of your new last name:
>
> a = apple
> b = toilet
> c = giggle
> d = burger
> e = girdle
> f = barf
> g = lizard
> h = waffle
> i = cootie
> j = monkey
> k = potty
> l = liver
> m = banana
> n = rhino
> o = bubble
> p = hamster
> q = toad
> r = gizzard
> s = pizza
> t = gerbil
> u = chicken
> v = pickle
> w = chuckle
> x = tofu
> y = gorilla
> z = stinker
>
> Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half
> of your new last name:
>
> a = head
> b = mouth
> c = face
> d = nose
> e = tush
> f = breath
> g = pants
> h = shorts
> i = lips
> j = honker
> k = butt
> l = brain
> m = tushie
> n = chunks
> o = hiney
> p = biscuits
> q = toes
> r = buns
> s = fanny
> t = sniffer
> u = sprinkles
> v = kisser
> w = squirt
> x = humperdinck
> y = brains
> z = juice
>
> For example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.

[ May 29, 2003, 02:58 PM: Message edited by: robs ]

[rob brito]

hello, my name is lumpy gizzardsniffer

[And]

Chim Chim RhinoSprinkles reporting in.

[rob brito]

have you checked your pms chim-chim?

[ May 29, 2003, 03:06 PM: Message edited by: robs ]

[And]

Originally posted by robs:
have you checked your pms chim-chim? Will do right now Lumpy smile.gif

[Friday]

Zippy CootieBrain.....no wonder I can't get a date icon_rofl.gif too fast for ya'll.

Now why the hell have you not returned my call? mad1.gif

[Alanda Marquette from DiscoLadyLand]

My name is Crusty Bubblechunks, I am married to Loopy Bubblechunks graemlins/rofl.gif

[ May 29, 2003, 03:33 PM: Message edited by: DiscoLady ]

[AD]

Lumpie Cootiejuice in the heezy, biznyatches! graemlins/acclaim.gif

[ May 29, 2003, 03:30 PM: Message edited by: Albert D. ]

[AD]

Originally posted by DiscoLady:
My name is Crusty Bubblechunks graemlins/rofl.gif sounds like you better get to a doctor. graemlins/cool_shades.gif

[Oak Pk, IL's Best Bedroom DJ, serge]

Frank Skinatra

[AD]

Originally posted by serge:
Frank Skinatra What a cheat! There ain't no Frank Skinatra listed on there. Lyin mo fo! AR15firing.gif

[And]

You know these names are actually making me laugh.

[Austin/Dallas]

Originally posted by 6 23:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by robs:
have you checked your pms chim-chim? Will do right now Lumpy smile.gif </font>[/QUOTE]Yeah please check your PMS I would like to hear about this one.. graemlins/rofl.gif graemlins/conf44.gif

[Nege]

ZIPPY COOTIE PANTS?????

this is weird............................

[Oak Pk, IL's Best Bedroom DJ, serge]

Originally posted by Albert D.:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by serge:
Frank Skinatra What a cheat! There ain't no Frank Skinatra listed on there. Lyin mo fo! AR15firing.gif </font>[/QUOTE]AR15firing.gif Albert D. aka Lumpie
:D

[And]

Originally posted by Austin/Dallas:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by 6 23:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by robs:
have you checked your pms chim-chim? Will do right now Lumpy smile.gif </font>[/QUOTE]Yeah please check your PMS I would like to hear about this one.. graemlins/rofl.gif graemlins/conf44.gif </font>[/QUOTE]It's all about regulatin' flow. icon_rofl.gif
private message p.m.
GeeZ! ;)

[Austin/Dallas]

Originally posted by 6 23:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Austin/Dallas:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by 6 23:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by robs:
have you checked your pms chim-chim? Will do right now Lumpy smile.gif </font>[/QUOTE]Yeah please check your PMS I would like to hear about this one.. graemlins/rofl.gif graemlins/conf44.gif </font>[/QUOTE]It's all about regulatin' flow. icon_rofl.gif
private message p.m.
GeeZ! ;) </font>[/QUOTE]graemlins/conf44.gif

[Terri 447]

GOOD AFTERNOON...FAMILY

PLEASE LET ME INTRODUCE MYSELF...MY NAME IS

LOOPY APPLE-SNIFFER

AND I AM SOOOO HAPPPPY TO MEET YOU!!!

graemlins/acclaim.gif graemlins/acclaim.gif graemlins/acclaim.gif

[Doctor Love]

Zippy Cootie Pants.

Guess Who?
http://deephousepage.com/smilies/scratchchin.gif

[ August 26, 2004, 10:30 AM: Message edited by: Doctor Love ]

[elkuhn]

crusty apple-nose

that's the exact same nickname my girlfriend gives me

[Ben.]

zippy apple lips graemlins/conf44.gif

[Nege]

at least you are a relative to the Zippy Cootie family.
you might be a cousin..............

[rob brito]

where my TULEFEL TOFU HUMPERDINKS and ZSA-ZSA STINKER FANNY'S at?

[rob brito]

Originally posted by Albert D.:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by DiscoLady:
My name is Crusty Bubblechunks graemlins/rofl.gif sounds like you better get to a doctor. graemlins/cool_shades.gif </font>[/QUOTE]you're one to talk COOTIEJUICE? LUMPY cootiejuice.... graemlins/puke.gif

[eric justin]

chim-chim burger hiney here

[prussell]

I christen thyself Tulefel Applebrain...

What's a Tulefel??
I've had a Falafel.... graemlins/grinyes.gif

[AD]

Originally posted by robs:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Albert D.:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by DiscoLady:
My name is Crusty Bubblechunks graemlins/rofl.gif sounds like you better get to a doctor. graemlins/cool_shades.gif </font>[/QUOTE]you're one to talk COOTIEJUICE? LUMPY cootiejuice.... graemlins/puke.gif </font>[/QUOTE]...day old cootie juice never hurt anyone. And lumpy just gives it added flavor. Know what I'm sayin'? graemlins/cool_shades.gif

[Nege]

tastes like chicken....................... graemlins/rofl.gif

[ngeso]

crusty pottybrain :D

[AD]

Originally posted by Eneg:
tastes like chicken....................... graemlins/rofl.gif Well yah, but what's your name? icon_rofl.gif

[Terri 447]

tim and i would be

pinky & loopy applesniffer...

icon_rofl.gif THIS IS HILARIOUS! icon_rofl.gif

[blackwax]

oh no i am crusty gerbil kisser

[MusicFilter]

Crusty Liver Kisser jackin' the house! :rolleyes:

[rob brito]

Originally posted by Albert D.:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by robs:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Albert D.:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by DiscoLady:
My name is Crusty Bubblechunks graemlins/rofl.gif sounds like you better get to a doctor. graemlins/cool_shades.gif </font>[/QUOTE]you're one to talk COOTIEJUICE? LUMPY cootiejuice.... graemlins/puke.gif </font>[/QUOTE]...day old cootie juice never hurt anyone. And lumpy just gives it added flavor. Know what I'm sayin'? graemlins/cool_shades.gif </font>[/QUOTE]graemlins/scared.gif

[Oak Pk, IL's Best Bedroom DJ, serge]

i'm Longschlong Coochielicker! Pleased to meet you all! graemlins/bighug.gif

[Nege]

Originally posted by Albert D.:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Eneg:
tastes like chicken....................... graemlins/rofl.gif Well yah, but what's your name? icon_rofl.gif </font>[/QUOTE]D'OH!!!!!!!!

[shawn]

This is cute. I can't help but laugh.
My name is...(what?) My name is (who?)...My name is (who?) Snotty Liverlips. My husband is Stinky Liverlips and my son is Poopsie Liverlips. Nice.

[kev]

I guess this means my new name is Squeezit Bubble-Head.

[RX]

chimchim gerbil chunks? icon_rofl.gif

[DOTSmusic]

Chim Chim Cootie Sprinkles

[Tommy S]

Pinky Girdlebuns graemlins/rofl.gif
What's a girdle?! :D

[Ronnie Ron]

Zippy Pickle Buns WTF???? graemlins/jpshakehead.gif graemlins/conf44.gif

[Ronnie Ron]

Originally posted by serge:
i'm Longschlong Coochielicker! Pleased to meet you all! graemlins/bighug.gif LMAO LOL LMAO icon_rofl.gif icon_rofl.gif How you gonna take my name like that, You know you aint right...... biggrinangel.gif

[rob brito]

Originally posted by Tommy S:
Pinky Girdlebuns graemlins/rofl.gif
What's a girdle?! :D girdle-An elasticized, flexible undergarment worn over the waist and hips, especially by women, to give the body a more slender appearance.

:D

[rob brito]

Originally posted by Doctor Love:
Flunky Bubble Nose.

Guess Who?
http://deephousepage.com/smilies/scratchchin.gif graemlins/cool_shades.gif

[Oak Pk, IL's Best Bedroom DJ, serge]

Originally posted by RonnieRon:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by serge:
i'm Longschlong Coochielicker! Pleased to meet you all! graemlins/bighug.gif LMAO LOL LMAO icon_rofl.gif icon_rofl.gif How you gonna take my name like that, You know you aint right...... biggrinangel.gif </font>[/QUOTE]Hye Ronnie!

It's what I get when I use my porno star name: Frank Skinatra! graemlins/conf44.gif

[rob brito]

robs porn star name=goliath

;)

[mercado]

hello my name is:
loopy gizzard pants.

[B*Strong]

Buttercup Cootiechunks! graemlins/cheering.gif

[Lincoln]

Originally posted by Terri 447:
tim and i would be

pinky & loopy applesniffer...

icon_rofl.gif THIS IS HILARIOUS! icon_rofl.gif We must be related, I'm Zippy Applesniffer.

[Doctor Love]

Originally posted by robs:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Tommy S:
Pinky Girdlebuns graemlins/rofl.gif
What's a girdle?! :D girdle-An elasticized, flexible undergarment worn over the waist and hips, especially by women, to give the body a more slender appearance.

:D </font>[/QUOTE]The Doctor would like to know what Manties are?
What's going on up there in Toronto between you and Dino?

[Doctor Love]

Originally posted by robs:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Doctor Love:
Flunky Bubble Nose.

Guess Who?
http://deephousepage.com/smilies/scratchchin.gif graemlins/cool_shades.gif </font>[/QUOTE]http://deephousepage.com/smilies/tongueout.gif

[Doctor Love]

Originally posted by robs:
robs porn star name=goliath

;) Goliath didn't stand too long either! icon_rofl.gif

That was too easy robs!