America's cleverest president

[TAD]

An airplane was about to crash with 5 passengers
but only 4 parachutes on board....

1ST PASSENGER: "I’m Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball player, the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die." So saying, he took the 1st pack and jumped out of the plane.
2nd PASSENGER: “I’m Hillary Clinton, wife of the former US President, a NY State Senator and a potential future president." So saying, she took the 2nd pack and jumped.
3rd PASSENGER: “I’m George W. Bush, president of the United States of America. I have great responsibility being the leader of a super-power nation and I am the cleverest president in American history, so America's people won't let me die." He grabbed the pack next to him and jumped.
4th PASSENGER: “I’m the Pope” he said to the 5th passenger, a 10 year old schoolgirl. "But I’m very old and frail and don't have many years left. So, as a Catholic, I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."
5th PASSENGER: "it's okay, Father, there’s a parachute left for you. America's cleverest president took my schoolbag."

[mdpm99]

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Thirty-five years ago, LBJ said, "Republicans can only do 2 things"

1. Help the rich
2. Investigate Democrats

[Woody Rosen]

Originally posted by Cosmic_Twin:
An airplane was about to crash with 5 passengers
but only 4 parachutes on board....

1ST PASSENGER: "I’m Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball player, the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die." So saying, he took the 1st pack and jumped out of the plane.
2nd PASSENGER: “I’m Hillary Clinton, wife of the former US President, a NY State Senator and a potential future president." So saying, she took the 2nd pack and jumped.
3rd PASSENGER: “I’m George W. Bush, president of the United States of America. I have great responsibility being the leader of a super-power nation and I am the cleverest president in American history, so America's people won't let me die." He grabbed the pack next to him and jumped.
4th PASSENGER: “I’m the Pope” he said to the 5th passenger, a 10 year old schoolgirl. "But I’m very old and frail and don't have many years left. So, as a Catholic, I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."
5th PASSENGER: "it's okay, Father, there’s a parachute left for you. America's cleverest president took my schoolbag." I first heard this like 10 years ago. I like the substitution of dubya in there :D

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for real

[P-Flipp]

The media kept harping on the Iraqui adulation of "Dubya".This may just secure a re election. graemlins/puke.gif graemlins/puke.gif

[ April 13, 2003, 08:54 PM: Message edited by: P-Flipp ]

[surreal]

hee hee

[AD]

good one! :D

[TAD]

Originally posted by david mancuso:
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Thirty-five years ago, LBJ said, "Republicans can only do 2 things"

1. Help the rich
2. Investigate Democrats graemlins/thumbsup.gif