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AD
06-16-2003, 04:32 PM
That's right!! All ya'll DHP military personnel heard correctly and you, yes YOU can blow your wad for FREE. Get ready to sport a chubby by filling up your gas tank and gettin' your ass to Nevada to do the horizontal mambo cause it's time to slap some skin. http://deephousepage.com/smilies/focking.gif
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Free sex for US troops

June 4 2003


Talk about what you can do for your country!

In an unusual act of patriotism, a Nevada brothel is offering free sex to troops returning from the US-Iraq war.

The Moonlite BunnyRanch in Nevada, a legal brothel, also plans to extend 50 per cent discounts on sex to the military for the next few weeks, proprietor Dennis Hof told Reuters in a telephone interview on today.

Hof hit on his unique gesture for honouring US troops when BunnyRanch star and former Playboy magazine centrefold Sunset Thomas was flooded with letters from the front lines.

"We were receiving about 20 letters a day," Hof said.


"We thought, when these guys are done we'll do something special for them."

The first 50 servicemen and women through the door will receive a sexy knockoff of their military-issued "TA-50" kits of personal hygiene items.

Instead of toothbrushes and soap, Hof's kits contain condoms, lubricant, an adult magazine and a certificate for free sex.

Thirteen men and three women in uniform have shown up so far to claim their gifts. All told, the free and discounted sex will cost Hof about $50,000 - a worthy sacrifice, he said.

"We want to feel patriotic and feel we are doing something for our servicemen," he said.

"If we owned a Dairy Queen we would be giving away free ice cream, but ... we own the sex capital of the world. What better way is there to give back?"

Reuters

Source: http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/06/04/1054406212735.html

[ June 16, 2003, 05:51 PM: Message edited by: Albert D. ]

mdpm99
06-16-2003, 05:00 PM
:D

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Martin Red
06-16-2003, 05:16 PM
graemlins/rofl.gif service men
AR15firing.gif talk about shooting graemlins/tongueout.gif would you like to be tortured graemlins/cool_shades.gif i dont know what I've been told
U.S.A said shoot my load
......

Sharp Eye Washington
06-16-2003, 05:16 PM
smile.gif Free sex is nice.

Dolemite73
06-16-2003, 05:38 PM
WOW!!! graemlins/respekt.gif

MC
06-16-2003, 08:22 PM
graemlins/rofl.gif graemlins/bolt.gif

Woody Rosen
06-16-2003, 09:53 PM
http://deephousepage.com/smilies/usa.gif

blackwax
06-17-2003, 02:24 AM
graemlins/rofl.gif great post!

Mah'chew
06-17-2003, 05:20 AM
I thought this was an Okinawa nighclub link :D

imported_Gman
06-17-2003, 05:49 AM
God bless america

Jamie 3:26
06-17-2003, 08:32 AM
That's the only Bush I like...

TerranceFoster
06-17-2003, 08:43 AM
damn I knew i should have joined the service :D

JMJ
06-17-2003, 08:54 AM
Originally posted by Dolemite73:
WOW!!! graemlins/respekt.gif You planning a road trip??......JMJ graemlins/cool_shades.gif

Mack-Williams
06-17-2003, 08:59 AM
Damn Lucky Dolemite. I have seen some of those girls on HBO Real Sex Shows. You will have a hard time chosen.

JoeB
06-17-2003, 09:58 AM
i wish i was still enlisted.

manfred
06-17-2003, 10:08 AM
Originally posted by Mathius:
I thought this was an Okinawa nighclub link :D why go all the way to nevada for free sex when american service men can fulfill their fetishes and turn my people into whores?
mad1.gif mad1.gif mad1.gif mad1.gif mad1.gif mad1.gif mad1.gif

Huey P. Freeman
06-17-2003, 12:22 PM
Originally posted by Dolemite73:
WOW!!! graemlins/respekt.gif And you were happy about getting into Cedar Point for free. This beats that any day. graemlins/rofl.gif

Dolemite73
06-17-2003, 01:14 PM
Originally posted by JMJ:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Dolemite73:
WOW!!! graemlins/respekt.gif You planning a road trip??......JMJ graemlins/cool_shades.gif </font>[/QUOTE]Yeah Im planning a road trip.......to Chicago for the Fourth of July!!! :D

Dolemite73
06-17-2003, 01:18 PM
Originally posted by Eargasm:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Dolemite73:
WOW!!! graemlins/respekt.gif And you were happy about getting into Cedar Point for free. This beats that any day. graemlins/rofl.gif </font>[/QUOTE]Man now you know I aint going to some brothel to get some free strange..... :D

Huey P. Freeman
06-17-2003, 01:19 PM
Originally posted by Dolemite73:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by JMJ:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Dolemite73:
WOW!!! graemlins/respekt.gif You planning a road trip??......JMJ graemlins/cool_shades.gif </font>[/QUOTE]Yeah Im planning a road trip.......to Chicago for the Fourth of July!!! :D </font>[/QUOTE]There are cheap whores in chicago too! :D

kev
06-17-2003, 01:23 PM
Originally posted by Eargasm:
[/qb]There are cheap whores in chicago too! :D [/QB][/QUOTE]

I'm seeing some kind of ya mama joke in there somewhere.

Jamie 3:26
06-17-2003, 01:26 PM
See,I could really talk about someone's Momma,but I will not.....Dee-Dee's Momma may be an ex-pimp,but she treated her girls with respect.

Huey P. Freeman
06-17-2003, 01:27 PM
Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
See,I could really talk about someone's Momma,but I will not.....Dee-Dee's Momma may be an ex-pimp,but she treated her girls with respect. graemlins/rofl.gif

kev
06-17-2003, 01:27 PM
Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
See,I could really talk about someone's Momma,but I will not.....Dee-Dee's Momma may be an ex-pimp,but she treated her girls with respect. I was actually thinking about you and DD. :D

Gojay
06-17-2003, 02:14 PM
Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
That's the only Bush I like... Push, Push in the Bush!

(I would like a )peace(2),
gojay

Dolemite73
06-17-2003, 03:27 PM
Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
See,I could really talk about someone's Momma,but I will not.....Dee-Dee's Momma may be an ex-pimp,but she treated her girls with respect. graemlins/jpshakehead.gif
Ya'll are crazy!!!