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liL Ray
08-13-2003, 10:15 AM
A cucumber, pickle, and a penis were all sitting around one day talking about how much their lives sucked.

The cucumber said “Man my life sucks. Whenever I get big, fat and juicy someone cuts me up and puts me in a salad.”

So the pickle looks at him and says, “You think you have it bad? Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, someone puts me in vinegar, puts spices on me, and stick me in a jar.”

The penis glared at them both and said “you guys you think you have it rough?
When ever I get big, fat and juicy, they put a rubber tarp over my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out."
Lincoln
08-13-2003, 10:19 AM
oh boy... :(
TAD
08-13-2003, 10:24 AM
man that sucked :D http://deephousepage.com/smilies/pointlaugh.gif

[ August 13, 2003, 11:24 AM: Message edited by: Cosmic_Twin ]
JoeB
08-13-2003, 10:29 AM
i actually laughed at that. nice one, ray.
Mack-Williams
08-13-2003, 10:41 AM
Originally posted by Cosmic_Twin:
man that sucked :D http://deephousepage.com/smilies/pointlaugh.gif Now this had me rolling. graemlins/rofl.gif
Alanda Marquette from DiscoLadyLand
08-13-2003, 10:59 AM
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Bill Blake
08-13-2003, 11:14 AM
Ray sorry I had to call so late last night.

My landlords cousin was going back to Equador and they ordered him one of those cheezie DJ kits but then the company flaked so he needed to know if there were any stores in Manhattan they might be able to swing by today to get a kit so I called to see if you had any more to check out incase the ones I gave him didnt have any....

Anyways, thanx for picking up asshole.
Drrtynewyork
08-13-2003, 11:55 AM
Originally posted by Jamie Lennox:
Ray sorry I had to call so late last night.

My landlords cousin was going back to Equador and they ordered him one of those cheezie DJ kits but then the company flaked so he needed to know if there were any stores in Manhattan they might be able to swing by today to get a kit so I called to see if you had any more to check out incase the ones I gave him didnt have any....

Anyways, thanx for picking up asshole. how come i dont get a sorry bitch! you interrupted my tv watching smile.gif
mdpm99
08-13-2003, 12:26 PM
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Ps.

Victor Rosado sent me that joke the other day and I almost posted it but didn't. Glad that you did tho.' Have a great day :D
Bill Blake
08-13-2003, 02:55 PM
Originally posted by DJ DOUG GOMEZ:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Jamie Lennox:
Ray sorry I had to call so late last night.

My landlords cousin was going back to Equador and they ordered him one of those cheezie DJ kits but then the company flaked so he needed to know if there were any stores in Manhattan they might be able to swing by today to get a kit so I called to see if you had any more to check out incase the ones I gave him didnt have any....

Anyways, thanx for picking up asshole. how come i dont get a sorry bitch! you interrupted my tv watching smile.gif </font>[/QUOTE]As a Columbian you can relate.
AD
08-13-2003, 04:11 PM
Old, but it's a classic. It gave me a chuckle. :D
Djay Raare
08-13-2003, 04:15 PM
icon_rofl.gif that's a good one LOL icon_rofl.gif