Men are like...

[Wild i]

Men are like ... Laxatives ... They irritate the shit out of you.

Men are like ... Bananas ... The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like ... Vacations ... They never seem to be long enough.

Men are like ... Weather ... Nothing can be done to change them.

Men are like ... Blenders ... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

Men are like ... Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like ... Coffee ... The best ones are rich, warm, & can keep you up all night.

Men are like ... Commercials ... You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like ... Department Stores ...Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

Men are like ... Government Bonds ...They take soooooooo long to mature.

Men are like ... Mascara ... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like ... Popcorn ... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like ... Snowstorms ... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

Men are like ... Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

Men are like ... Parking Spots ... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped


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[ April 16, 2003, 10:06 AM: Message edited by: Wild i ]

[richierich]

Now see... here you go again!!

[Bill Blake]

Sexist!

[Koffy Brown]

cracking up at parking spots...

[lola desire]

awwwww.... i love men. although, i'm sure they could come up with some complaints about us.

[Javier Drada]

Originally posted by lola desire:
awwwww.... i love men. although, i'm sure they could come up with some complaints about us. Could have fooled me, according to what that's saying, we never satisfy. So whats up with them toe's curling... Heh, satisfaction, no???

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[ April 16, 2003, 10:27 AM: Message edited by: Javier Drada ]

[Javier Drada]

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[Wild i]

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I ain't mad! graemlins/respekt.gif

[ April 17, 2003, 06:19 AM: Message edited by: Wild i ]

[DJJM3.COM]

Originally posted by Wild i:

Men are like ... Snowstorms ... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

You stole that one................

[RX]

Originally posted by Wild i:
Men are like ... Coffee ... The best ones are rich, warm, & can keep you up all night.
there are absolutely no men on earth like this... graemlins/conf44.gif

let me clariy:
you can get a rich and warm man, but he's usually flaccid...you can get a warm man that keeps you up all night, but the negroid ain't got a job...you can get a rich man that keeps you up all night, but he's got the kenny anderson-syndrome - lots and lots of babies by lots and lots of women...

[ April 16, 2003, 10:56 AM: Message edited by: Ms Rickey X ]

[LEONARD REMIX RROY]

Some men really trip me out as of wining the attention / sex of a woman. They tend to use status, car, or material aperance to get some action...especially when they are (Ebonically speaking) weak dickded, they they sit and wonder why they can't keep little as a consistant sex partner - let alone a constant mate.

[Wild i]

Okay, how about this one instead:

The Sniffer


A man is sitting in an airliner, which is about to takeoff when another man with a Labrador Retriever occupies the empty seats alongside.

The Lab is situated in the middle, and the first man is looking quizzically at the dog when the second man explains that they work for the airline.

The airline rep said, "Don't mind Sniffer; he is a sniffing dog, the best there is; I'll show you once we get airborne when I put him to work."

The plane takes off and levels out when the handler says to the first man, "Watch this." He tells the dog, "Sniffer, search." Sniffer jumps down, walks along the aisle, and sits next to a woman for a few seconds. It then returns to its seat and puts one paw on the handler's arm. He says "Good boy."

The airline rep turns to the first man and says, "That woman is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of this and her seat number for the police who will apprehend her on arrival."

"Fantastic!" replies the first man.

Once again he sends Sniffer to search the aisles. The Lab sniffs about, sits down beside a man for a few seconds, returns to its seat, and places two paws on the handler's arm.

The airline rep says, "That man is carrying cocaine, so again I'm making a note of this and the seat number."

"I like it!" says the first man. A third time the rep sends Sniffer to search the aisles. Sniffer goes up and down the plane and after a while sits down next to someone. He then comes racing back, jumps up onto his seat, and poops all over the place.

The first man is really grossed out by this behavior from a supposedly well-trained sniffing dog and asks, "What's going on?"

The handler nervously replies, "He just found a bomb."

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[Sharp Eye Washington]

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[mdpm99]

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[Wild i]

One More:

Geography of a woman/man

Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35 she is like India. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently ageing but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia. Lost the war, haunted by past mistakes and massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia. Very wide and borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.

After 70, she becomes like Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick. :rolleyes:

[older&wiser]

some-one seems to be very bitter and lonely these days.instead of male-bashing and pity parties, one should get a hobby or something,or maybe this just might be your calling.some of us dont have to put down one sex in order to uplift another.i would'nt resort to dissing all women just because of bad experiences with some.bottom -line we all are very complicated creatures and we prove it everyday, with these outlandish male-female hating perspectives. ;)

peace-older&wiser

[Koffy Brown]

Originally posted by older&wiser:
some-one seems to be very bitter and lonely these days.instead of male-bashing and pity parties, one should get a hobby or something,or maybe this just might be your calling.some of us dont have to put down one sex in order to uplift another.i would'nt resort to dissing all women just because of bad experiences with some.bottom -line we all are very complicated creatures and we prove it everyday, with these outlandish male-female hating perspectives. ;)


peace-older&wiser well honestly older&wiser I think this was all done in fun and humor...I could be wrong, but I doubt very seriously that this thread was made to be taken seriously...

[ April 17, 2003, 09:21 AM: Message edited by: Ashaki ]

[Wild i]

Originally posted by older&wiser:
some-one seems to be very bitter and lonely these days.instead of male-bashing and pity parties, one should get a hobby or something,or maybe this just might be your calling.some of us dont have to put down one sex in order to uplift another.i would'nt resort to dissing all women just because of bad experiences with some.bottom -line we all are very complicated creatures and we prove it everyday, with these outlandish male-female hating perspectives. ;)

peace-older&wiser Seems more like "older & Budweiser" to me. It's just jokes and it's all love.

I like men. Some of my best friends are men. Hell, my daddy was a man, as was my husband. (My wife's a woman though.)

Lighten up. graemlins/grinyes.gif

[AD]

Originally posted by Wild i:
Men are like ... Laxatives ... They irritate the shit out of you.

Men are like ... Bananas ... The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like ... Vacations ... They never seem to be long enough.

Men are like ... Weather ... Nothing can be done to change them.

Men are like ... Blenders ... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

Men are like ... Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like ... Coffee ... The best ones are rich, warm, & can keep you up all night.

Men are like ... Commercials ... You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like ... Department Stores ...Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

Men are like ... Government Bonds ...They take soooooooo long to mature.

Men are like ... Mascara ... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like ... Popcorn ... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like ... Snowstorms ... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

Men are like ... Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

Men are like ... Parking Spots ... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped


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[RX]

Originally posted by Wild i:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by older&wiser:
some-one seems to be very bitter and lonely these days.instead of male-bashing and pity parties, one should get a hobby or something,or maybe this just might be your calling.some of us dont have to put down one sex in order to uplift another.i would'nt resort to dissing all women just because of bad experiences with some.bottom -line we all are very complicated creatures and we prove it everyday, with these outlandish male-female hating perspectives. ;)

peace-older&wiser Seems more like "older & Budweiser" to me. It's just jokes and it's all love.

I like men. Some of my best friends are men. Hell, my daddy was a man, as was my husband. (My wife's a woman though.)

Lighten up. graemlins/grinyes.gif </font>[/QUOTE]right, wild i hail.gif ...some of my best husbands are men, nawmean?

[liL Ray]

Originally posted by Wild i:
Men are like ... Laxatives ... They irritate the shit out of you.

Men are like ... Bananas ... The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like ... Vacations ... They never seem to be long enough.

Men are like ... Weather ... Nothing can be done to change them.

Men are like ... Blenders ... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

Men are like ... Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like ... Coffee ... The best ones are rich, warm, & can keep you up all night.

Men are like ... Commercials ... You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like ... Department Stores ...Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

Men are like ... Government Bonds ...They take soooooooo long to mature.

Men are like ... Mascara ... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like ... Popcorn ... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like ... Snowstorms ... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

Men are like ... Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

Men are like ... Parking Spots ... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped


Now see... mad1.gif ..damn, I owe you one...that was a shot to the scrotum....

very funny... ;)

[older&wiser]

Originally posted by Wild i:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by older&wiser:
some-one seems to be very bitter and lonely these days.instead of male-bashing and pity parties, one should get a hobby or something,or maybe this just might be your calling.some of us dont have to put down one sex in order to uplift another.i would'nt resort to dissing all women just because of bad experiences with some.bottom -line we all are very complicated creatures and we prove it everyday, with these outlandish male-female hating perspectives. ;)

peace-older&wiser Seems more like "older & Budweiser" to me. It's just jokes and it's all love.

I like men. Some of my best friends are men. Hell, my daddy was a man, as was my husband. (My wife's a woman though.)

Lighten up. graemlins/grinyes.gif </font>[/QUOTE]i knew this would get a rise out of you, oh i forgot your a woman.as far as the older&budwiser thing goes,i am pretty sure i'm younger than you.do you drink budweiser?i hear beer gives you a gut.i,m not taking any of this serious.sometimes i just like to start some shit.i am sure some of you can relate to this.hey it's better than smelling like shit.....


peace-no harm ,no foul graemlins/respekt.gif
older& absolutely no budweiser,
o.k maybe a heinekken or a corona every now and then.