What the **** happened to the asterisk

[Huey P. Freeman]

I've been cursing up a fucking storm today just cause I can.

[Mack-Williams]

Curse all the f$$k you want. Who the f$$k said it was a f$$king curse word anyway. The c$nt.

[ November 18, 2003, 04:37 PM: Message edited by: Mack-Williams ]

[Brut by Faberge]

fuckin A!

(had to do it)

[And]

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[Rainless]

icon_rofl.gif :D

I'm not saying one but I'm thinking one! :D

[And]

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[DaveR]

Y'all speaking the native language !

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[Rainless]

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[U]

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[Friday]

fuck

[Rainless]

Originally posted by U:
graemlins/cussing.gif Man I forgot about that one.... graemlins/cussing.gif

[imported_Gman]

Jamie Lennox had abused the fuck word which was why it was placed on the censored list in the first place. Every other word off his keyboard was fuck. Since he now has a life I have removed the word from the censored list. :D

-G

[Javier Drada]

The Word Fuck

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.

In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories.

It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John).
It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck).
It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary).
It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's also stupid).
As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "fuck". Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations...

Greetings "How the fuck are ya?"

Fraud "I got fucked by the car dealer."

Resignation "Oh, fuck it!"

Trouble "I guess I'm fucked now."

Aggression "FUCK YOU!"

Disgust "Fuck me."

Confusion "What the fuck.......?"

Difficulty "I don't understand this fucking business!"

Despair "Fucked again..."

Pleasure "I fucking couldn't be happier."

Displeasure "What the fuck is going on here?"

Lost "Where the fuck are we."

Disbelief "UNFUCKING BELIEVABLE!"

Retaliation "Up your fucking ass!"

Denial "I didn't fucking do it."

Perplexity "I know fuck all about it."

Apathy "Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?"

Greetings "How the fuck are ya?"

Suspicion "Who the fuck are you?"

Panic "Let's get the fuck out of here."

Directions "Fuck off."

Disbelief "How the fuck did you do that?"

It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a fucking asshole."

It can be used to tell time- "It's five fucking thirty."

It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"

It can be maternal- "Mother fucker."

It can be political- "Fuck Bush!"

It has also been used by many notable people throughout history...

"What the fuck was that?"
- Mayor of Hiroshima

"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?"
- Captain of the Titanic

"That's not a real fucking gun."
- John Lennon

"Who's gonna fucking find out?"
- Richard Nixon

"Heads are going to fucking roll."
- Anne Boleyn

"Let the fucking woman drive."
- Commander of Space Shuttle

"What fucking map?"
- "Challenger," Mark Thatcher

"Any fucking idiot could understand that."
- Albert Einstein

"It does so fucking look like her!"
- Picasso

"How the fuck did you work that out?"
- Pythagoras

"You want what on the fucking ceiling?"
- Michaelangelo

"Fuck a duck."
- Walt Disney

"Why?- Because its fucking there!"
- Edmund Hilary

"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?"
- Joan of Arc

"Scattered fucking showers my ass."
- Noah

"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head."
- John F. Kennedy

Thank You G-Man...

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[MyNia]

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[E-Phi]

Originally posted by Javier Drada:


"What the fuck was that?"
- Mayor of Hiroshima

"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?"
- Captain of the Titanic

"That's not a real fucking gun."
- John Lennon

"Who's gonna fucking find out?"
- Richard Nixon

"How the fuck did you work that out?"
- Pythagoras

"You want what on the fucking ceiling?"
- Michaelangelo

"Scattered fucking showers my ass."
- Noah
Aw man, that 1st one had me graemlins/rofl.gif graemlins/rofl.gif
That and the one about Noah icon_rofl.gif

[ November 18, 2003, 10:30 PM: Message edited by: E-Phi ]

[MyNia]

Originally posted by Javier Drada:
"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head."
- John F. Kennedy

[/QB]ig-nant saying of the week icon_rofl.gif icon_rofl.gif

[ November 18, 2003, 10:34 PM: Message edited by: mynia ]

[AD]

Fuck the fucking fuck that fucks this fucking shit up. biggrinangel.gif

[DaveR]

COGIDA

[GrantB]

Lennox.

[GrantB]

Damn, that fucking asterisk shit really is turned off!

[ November 19, 2003, 12:01 AM: Message edited by: GrantB ]

[DLow]

Originally posted by Javier Drada:


It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"

It can be political- "Fuck Bush!"

It has also been used by many notable people throughout history...

"What the fuck was that?"
- Mayor of Hiroshima

"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?"
- Captain of the Titanic

"That's not a real fucking gun."
- John Lennon

"Who's gonna fucking find out?"
- Richard Nixon

"Heads are going to fucking roll."
- Anne Boleyn

"Let the fucking woman drive."
- Commander of Space Shuttle

"What fucking map?"
- "Challenger," Mark Thatcher

"Any fucking idiot could understand that."
- Albert Einstein

"It does so fucking look like her!"
- Picasso

"How the fuck did you work that out?"
- Pythagoras

"You want what on the fucking ceiling?"
- Michaelangelo

"Fuck a duck."
- Walt Disney

"Why?- Because its fucking there!"
- Edmund Hilary

"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?"
- Joan of Arc

"Scattered fucking showers my ass."
- Noah

"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head."
- John F. Kennedy

Thank You G-Man...

biggrinangel.gif Fuckin' classic!!! graemlins/rofl.gif

[Martin Red]

fucky fuck fucky fuck fucky fuck
fucky fuck fucky fuck fucky ff uck
fucky fuck fucky fuck fucky fuck
fucky fuck fuc keyyyyy fuck
http://www.njweedman.com/fuck-u-2.jpg


That Fabulous Word

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colourful words in the English
language today is the word "fuck". It is the one magical word which,
just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In
language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used
as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive Mary was
fucked by John). It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), a
passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is
fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck). It
can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful) or an
interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary). It can even be used
as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's also stupid). As you can see,
there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "fuck".

Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to
describe many situations:

1. Fraud "I got fucked by the car dealer."
2. Resignation "Oh, fuck it!"
3. Trouble "I guess I'm fucked now."
4. Aggression "FUCK YOU!"
5. Disgust "Fuck me."
6. Confusion "What the fuck.......?"
7. Difficulty "I don't understand this fucking business!"
8. Despair "Fucked again..."
9. Pleasure "I fucking couldn't be happier."
10. Displeasure "What the fuck is going on here?"
11. Lost "Where the fuck are we."
12. Disbelief "UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!"
13. Retaliation "Up your fucking ass!"
14. Denial "I didn't fucking do it."
15. Perplexity "I know fuck all about it."
16. Apathy "Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?"
17. Greetings "How the fuck are ya?"
18. Suspicion "Who the fuck are you?"
19. Panic "Let's get the fuck out of here."
20. Directions "Fuck off."
21. Disbelief "How the fuck did you do that?"

It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a fucking asshole."
It can be used to tell time- "It's five fucking thirty."
It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"
It can be maternal- "Motherfucker."
It can be political- "Fuck Dan Quayle!"

It has also been used by many notable people throughout history:
"What the fuck was that?" Mayor of Hiroshima
"Where did all these fucking Indians come from?" General Custer
"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?" Captain of the Titanic

[Martin Red]

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose cock was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear were a cunt I would fuck it!


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There was a young man from Belgrave,
Who found a dead whore in a cave.
It must have taken pluck,
to have a cold fuck;
But think of the money he saved!


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There once was a man from Racine
who'd invented a fucking machine.
Concave or convex,
it fit either sex,
but boy, was it a bitch to keep clean.


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There was an old man of Duluth
whose cock was shot off in his youth.
He fucked with his nose,
and his fingers and toes,
and he came through a hole in his tooth.


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Soon in Paris, on the Boulevard Salique,
Yous should purchase (complet avec talic,
Pour soixante francs cinq)
A short hose and a tank,
And they call it Le Fuckeur Hydraulique


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There once was a lady named Lucky,
Who used dynamite to give herself fucky.
They found her vagina,
in North Carolina,
And one of her tits in Kentucky


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An exotic young lady named Suki,
Once danced in a troupe of kabuki,
When asked for a fuck,
he said, "Solly, no luck...
See here: looky looky, no nuki "


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Now written especially for Chuck,
On her nipples young Anna has SUCK.
For young Chuck is as thick
As two planks or a brick;
Yes, you've guessed it; her pussy reads FUCK.

It's not that she minds if his prong
Or his tongue on occasions go wrong,
But she's full of despair
'Cause he's SO unaware
That she's now had to label his DONG.


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I fuck her low,
I fuck her high,
I fuck her wet, I fuck her dry,
And when she's dead and long forgotten,
I will dig her up, and fuck her rotten


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While screwing his wife, Dr. Zuck
In his ears his wife's nipples he stuck.
With his thumb up her bum,
He could hear himself come,
And invented the Radio Fuck!

[Martin Red]

Power of Fuck
A good fuck costs nothing, but gives much. It reaches those who receive without making poorer those who give. It takes but a moment, but the memory sometimes lasts a lifetime. None is so rich or mighty that he can get along without it, and none is so poor but that he can be made richer by it. A good fuck creates happiness in the home, fosters goodwill in business, and is the countersign of friendship. It brings rest to the weary, cheer to the discouraged. A good fuck is sunshine to the sad, and is nature's best antidote for trouble. Yet, it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed, or stolen, for it is of no value to anyone until it is given away. Some people are too tired to give you a good fuck. Give them one of yours, as none needs a good fuck so such as he who has no more to give.


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Fucking Broccoli

A woman goes into the grocery store and asks a clerk for broccoli. "Sorry maam, we don't have any broccoli." She continues to shop and comes upon the same clerk, and asks for broccoli. "U, ma'am, we don't have any broccoli." She finishes up her shopping and asks the same clerk for broccoli. "Lady," the clerk says, "spell TOM as in tomato". she says, "T-O-M". "Now spell POT as in potato." "P-O-T". "Now spell FUCK as in BROCCOLI". "There is no 'fuck' in broccoli". "THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!!!"

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Oh Really

Two pregnant ladies, are sitting in bed in a private hospital, waiting
the arrival of their baby’s.

There names are Cynthia, and Rose.

Cynthia is expecting her third child, and comes from a
well-to-do-family, with private school education and is a bit
stuck-up.

Rose, who is expecting her first child, comes from a working class
family, and was educated in a public school.

Obviously, the two women get to talking.

During there conversation Cynthia, said to Rose, (snootily).

“When i had my first baby, my husband brought me a new Ford Escort,
with fuel injection.”

“Oh really,” replied Rose.

Cynthia then added: “when i had my second baby, my husband brought me
a BMW.”

“Oh really,” quipped Rose again.

“And now, i am expecting our third baby, my husband is going to buy
me, a new Mercedes.”

“Oh really,” replied Rose, who, by now, was totally pissed off, with
Cynthia.

(after a short pause)

Cynthia asked: “what has your husband brought you, now that you are
having your first baby,”

Rose replied, (in her best telephone voice) “well, actually, my
husband brought me elocution
Lessons.”

“What do you mean,” asked Cynthia.

“Well” replied Rose: “i used to say FUCK-OFF, but now i say OH
REALLY!”

[CG63]

Originally posted by Gman:
Jamie Lennox had abused the fuck word which was why it was placed on the censored list in the first place. Every other word off his keyboard was fuck. Since he now has a life I have removed the word from the censored list. :D

-G YO Jamie, Wut D Fuck?!

[Martin Red]

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