Barrie Moodswing
06-13-2003, 08:02 AM
At the end of a big night out, young Sean O'Reilly brings a
few mates back to show off his new flat. After the grand
tour, the other blokes are rather perplexed by the large
gong taking pride of place in the lounge room.
" What's that big brass gong for, Sean?" one of the visitors
asks.
"Why, that's my Speaking Clock," Sean replies.
"How does it work?"
"I'll show you", Sean says and gives the gong an ear-shattering
blow with an unpadded hammer.
Suddenly, a voice from the other side of the wall screams,
"Kin sake, you w+nker Sean! It's twenty to two in the f++king
morning!!"
[ June 13, 2003, 09:11 AM: Message edited by: Barrie' Moodswing' McFarlane ]
few mates back to show off his new flat. After the grand
tour, the other blokes are rather perplexed by the large
gong taking pride of place in the lounge room.
" What's that big brass gong for, Sean?" one of the visitors
asks.
"Why, that's my Speaking Clock," Sean replies.
"How does it work?"
"I'll show you", Sean says and gives the gong an ear-shattering
blow with an unpadded hammer.
Suddenly, a voice from the other side of the wall screams,
"Kin sake, you w+nker Sean! It's twenty to two in the f++king
morning!!"
[ June 13, 2003, 09:11 AM: Message edited by: Barrie' Moodswing' McFarlane ]