Who has / who hasn't been with a prostitute ? [Archive]

Martin Red

10-31-2003, 08:35 AM

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Mack-Williams

10-31-2003, 08:36 AM

Ha, Ha. Like anyone would tell the truth about this one.

JMJ

10-31-2003, 08:37 AM

Haven't and wouldn't. That IS the truth......JMJ

Sensei Melei

10-31-2003, 08:38 AM

Not ready to die just yet...

'Magic' Juan

10-31-2003, 08:38 AM

What the hell is that second pic showing? Johnsonville Brats?

magic_juan graemlins/conf44.gif

P.S. Then again .. maybe I don't want to know.

darrow

10-31-2003, 08:43 AM

I lived next to some when I was 13. Does that count??

U

10-31-2003, 08:47 AM

I haven't been with one yet... ;)

Mack-Williams

10-31-2003, 08:48 AM

Originally posted by U:
I haven't been with one yet... ;) I charge by the hour.

Dj Pat

10-31-2003, 08:48 AM

Everyone in the World is being Pimp"!
From Paying taxes..
High price ass rent...
High price Partys and for what?!?!
The cost of food....
Child Support Courts...
Drug's from your HMO's...
Your Significant other is a true Pimp, and Visa/Versa...
The Cost of Education....
The cost of Haveing sex is a Risk now...
I think everyone in the world are "Prostitutes"!!
One way or the other, were paying somebody!

Dj Pat
Physical Heat Music.

Martin Red

10-31-2003, 08:51 AM

Originally posted by U:
I haven't been with one yet... ;) For Mack's sake ;)

tell us what you'll do at that time, include jelly and ice cream and an electric tootbrush

U

10-31-2003, 08:51 AM

Originally posted by Mack-Williams:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by U:
I haven't been with one yet... ;) I charge by the hour. [/QUOTE]Isn't that how it's done? Oh yeah, I forget sometimes that men just can't go as long as women...so an hour is good!

Red D

10-31-2003, 08:55 AM

First visit when I was 4 years old, lived close to one and when she saw me passing by on my tricycle she called me in to give me some candy :D

Now THAT'S house!

These things don't happen to me no more graemlins/mecry.gif

RD

'Magic' Juan

10-31-2003, 08:58 AM

Originally posted by Red D:
First visit when I was 4 years old, lived close to one and when she saw me passing by on my tricycle she called me in to give me some candy :D

Now THAT'S house!

These things don't happen to me no more graemlins/mecry.gif

RD Isn't that child abuse?

magic_juan graemlins/conf44.gif

U

10-31-2003, 08:58 AM

Originally posted by Martin Red:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by U:
I haven't been with one yet... ;) For Mack's sake ;)

tell us what you'll do at that time, include jelly and ice cream and an electric tootbrush [/QUOTE]Martin dahling...all of this jelly and what not makes you sound like a rather Kinky person...but what may I ask you am I to do with a "tootbrush"?

Mack-Williams

10-31-2003, 09:02 AM

Yeah Martin. What is the tootbrush or toothbrush for?

JMJ

10-31-2003, 09:08 AM

Originally posted by Magic Juan:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Red D:
First visit when I was 4 years old, lived close to one and when she saw me passing by on my tricycle she called me in to give me some candy :D

Now THAT'S house!

These things don't happen to me no more graemlins/mecry.gif

RD Isn't that child abuse?

magic_juan graemlins/conf44.gif [/QUOTE]Only if the candy was bad.....JMJ

JMJ

10-31-2003, 09:09 AM

http://www.onlinesports.com/images/jhd-mlb-yankees.jpg

High-paid hookers......JMJ

[ October 31, 2003, 09:11 AM: Message edited by: JMJ ]

Red D

10-31-2003, 09:10 AM

Originally posted by JMJ:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Magic Juan:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Red D:
First visit when I was 4 years old, lived close to one and when she saw me passing by on my tricycle she called me in to give me some candy :D

Now THAT'S house!

These things don't happen to me no more graemlins/mecry.gif

RD Isn't that child abuse?

magic_juan graemlins/conf44.gif [/QUOTE]Only if the candy was bad.....JMJ [/QUOTE]She let me in multiple times...

RD

[ October 31, 2003, 09:11 AM: Message edited by: Red D ]

U

10-31-2003, 09:12 AM

Originally posted by Mack-Williams:
Yeah Martin. What is the tootbrush or toothbrush for? I'm sure I could think of something to do with it...I was just teasing about the spelling, I see tootbrush and I'm thinking down a whole different avenue than toothbrush.

Mack-Williams

10-31-2003, 09:15 AM

Originally posted by U:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Mack-Williams:
Yeah Martin. What is the tootbrush or toothbrush for? I'm sure I could think of something to do with it...I was just teasing about the spelling, I see tootbrush and I'm thinking down a whole different avenue than toothbrush. [/QUOTE]Then enlighten me on the tootbrush.

U

10-31-2003, 09:18 AM

Originally posted by Mack-Williams:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by U:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Mack-Williams:
Yeah Martin. What is the tootbrush or toothbrush for? I'm sure I could think of something to do with it...I was just teasing about the spelling, I see tootbrush and I'm thinking down a whole different avenue than toothbrush. [/QUOTE]Then enlighten me on the tootbrush. [/QUOTE]Seperate the words toot brush...where did your mind go?

Mack-Williams

10-31-2003, 09:19 AM

Originally posted by U:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Mack-Williams:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by U:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Mack-Williams:
Yeah Martin. What is the tootbrush or toothbrush for? I'm sure I could think of something to do with it...I was just teasing about the spelling, I see tootbrush and I'm thinking down a whole different avenue than toothbrush. [/QUOTE]Then enlighten me on the tootbrush. [/QUOTE]Seperate the words toot brush...where did your mind go? [/QUOTE]First thing that came to mind was a brush for your ass or something used to tickle your ass.

U

10-31-2003, 09:22 AM

So http://deephousepage.com/smilies/moon.gif is on your mind again today?

lyot

10-31-2003, 09:26 AM

i'm thinking about it..

Mack-Williams

10-31-2003, 09:27 AM

Originally posted by U:
So http://deephousepage.com/smilies/moon.gif is on your mind again today? ;)

Monny JcIntosh

10-31-2003, 09:34 AM

Originally posted by lyot:
i'm thinking about it.. Brushing your ass?

Alanda Marquette from DiscoLadyLand

10-31-2003, 09:46 AM

I've known guys that were with trans-gendered prostitutes graemlins/scared.gif They claimed they didn't know graemlins/stupid.gif Yeah Right!

MC

10-31-2003, 09:53 AM

I've never had a prostitute, and I really don't want one. I did however, get swedish massages on a regular basis, but I haven't had one in a while.

[ October 31, 2003, 10:04 AM: Message edited by: Michael J. Carmona ]

MusicFilter

10-31-2003, 11:10 AM

Many of us have never been with prostitutes, BUT WE ALL PAY FOR IT!!! icon_rofl.gif

I've been with some hoes in my lifetime, I just didn't realize it until after we split!

I'm not hatin' on prostitutes though, at least you know where you stand with them and for your money you will bust a nut before the "date" is through.

With some women I've been out with the only thing I "bust" was my buget and my bubble to find out some of these women ain't worth my time or money.

Holla if ya hear me.

Ronnie Ron

10-31-2003, 11:19 AM

Originally posted by JMJ:
http://www.onlinesports.com/images/jhd-mlb-yankees.jpg

High-paid hookers......JMJ Oh thats just BAD.... graemlins/conf44.gif

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kev

10-31-2003, 11:24 AM

Originally posted by chgodj3:
Many of us have never been with prostitutes, BUT WE ALL PAY FOR IT!!! icon_rofl.gif

I've been with some hoes in my lifetime, I just didn't realize it until after we split!

I'm not hatin' on prostitutes though, at least you know where you stand with them and for your money you will bust a nut before the "date" is through.

With some women I've been out with the only thing I "bust" was my buget and my bubble to find out some of these women ain't worth my time or money.

Holla if ya hear me. haha. SAY WORD!

Mack-Williams

10-31-2003, 11:34 AM

Originally posted by chgodj3:
Many of us have never been with prostitutes, BUT WE ALL PAY FOR IT!!! icon_rofl.gif

I've been with some hoes in my lifetime, I just didn't realize it until after we split!

I'm not hatin' on prostitutes though, at least you know where you stand with them and for your money you will bust a nut before the "date" is through.

With some women I've been out with the only thing I "bust" was my buget and my bubble to find out some of these women ain't worth my time or money.

Holla if ya hear me. I hear ya.

Nicholas

10-31-2003, 12:18 PM

My advice to martin, if your posting this because you just slept with one, then stop beating yourself up about it.

If your posting it because you are about to cave in and finally get laid, then go for it. use protection though.

rob brito

10-31-2003, 12:20 PM

Originally posted by chgodj3:
Many of us have never been with prostitutes, BUT WE ALL PAY FOR IT!!! icon_rofl.gif

I've been with some hoes in my lifetime, I just didn't realize it until after we split!:D

DJ76

10-31-2003, 01:09 PM

Originally posted by Nicholas:
My advice to martin, if your posting this because you just slept with one, then stop beating yourself up about it.

If your posting it because you are about to cave in and finally get laid, then go for it. use protection though. I think it’s actually the opposite, he’s planning on switching careers and is wondering what we’ll think of him. :D

DJ76

10-31-2003, 01:11 PM

Originally posted by lyot:
i'm thinking about it.. Me too. graemlins/rofl.gif When’s your next trip to Amsterdam?

El Mayimbe

10-31-2003, 01:16 PM

well at least the Yanks got to turn out tricks and get PAID.

YOU SEE THE RINGS THEY GOT FOR THEIR WINS RIGHT PUNK mad1.gif

unlike some other who get pimped and beaten year after year after year after year.........
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El Mayimbe

10-31-2003, 01:17 PM

never been with a prostitute but I have shelled out alot of money on a girl to only get some action after some serious investments :rolleyes: ;) icon_rofl.gif

JMJ

10-31-2003, 01:26 PM

Originally posted by EL MAYIMBE:
well at least the Yanks got to turn out tricks and get PAID.

YOU SEE THE RINGS THEY GOT FOR THEIR WINS RIGHT PUNK mad1.gif

You are correct, and yes I did. Although I'm not a punk, I am observant.

Yankees payroll = $151,000,000
# of wins in 2003 World Series = 2
# of rings for winning 2 games = 0
You continuing to defend those losers = Priceless

Have a spooky little Halloween......JMJ smile.gif

[ October 31, 2003, 01:28 PM: Message edited by: JMJ ]

lyot

10-31-2003, 03:16 PM

Originally posted by DJ76:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by lyot:
i'm thinking about it.. Me too. graemlins/rofl.gif When’s your next trip to Amsterdam? [/QUOTE]seriously... I wouldn't mind trying it once, but hey, before you know it you are hooked.. :D

AK

10-31-2003, 11:34 PM

Haven't, but I've always thought it's the dumbest "crime" on the books. If minors are involved that's one thing...but if two consenting adults want to have sex, and one of them wants to pay the other for it, why should anyone else care? Puritan b.s.

prussell

11-01-2003, 10:44 AM

Originally posted by Red D:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JMJ:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Magic Juan:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Red D:
First visit when I was 4 years old, lived close to one and when she saw me passing by on my tricycle she called me in to give me some candy :D

Now THAT'S house!

These things don't happen to me no more graemlins/mecry.gif

RD Isn't that child abuse?

magic_juan graemlins/conf44.gif [/QUOTE]Only if the candy was bad.....JMJ [/QUOTE]She let me in multiple times...

RD [/QUOTE]Did she ever let you come in the back door?

kara

11-01-2003, 05:02 PM

one (of many) of my quirks is i ask straightforward questions of people - esp ones i just met

this is one ive asked most guys ive met and/or dated

surprisingly - many have said yes - though most are slow to admit it

I was surprised to learn that so many guys have actually tried it

i even read an article recently - i'll try to find it

[ November 01, 2003, 05:02 PM: Message edited by: kara ]

JMNYC

11-01-2003, 05:47 PM

"We're all whores - we're just not all cheap whores."

If you get up on Monday morning and go to a job you don't like, guess what? You're a prostitute. If you'll play a record you don't like because you need to keep the gig then guess what? You're a "ho". If I offered you a million bucks to get on your knees and suck (which most of y'all know damn well you would) ... guess what? You're a whore!

So, we're all whores. Let's not be hypocrites because some people actually are really real enough to be honest about it.

JMJ

11-01-2003, 05:54 PM

Originally posted by JMNYC:
"We're all whores - we're just not all cheap whores."

If you get up on Monday morning and go to a job you don't like, guess what? You're a prostitute. If you'll play a record you don't like because you need to keep the gig then guess what? You're a "ho". If I offered you a million bucks to get on your knees and suck (which most of y'all know damn well you would) ... guess what? You're a whore!

So, we're all whores. Let's not be hypocrites because some people actually are really real enough to be honest about it. You're a millionaire???.......JMJ graemlins/conf44.gif

JMNYC

11-01-2003, 06:04 PM

Originally posted by JMJ:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JMNYC:
"We're all whores - we're just not all cheap whores."

If you get up on Monday morning and go to a job you don't like, guess what? You're a prostitute. If you'll play a record you don't like because you need to keep the gig then guess what? You're a "ho". If I offered you a million bucks to get on your knees and suck (which most of y'all know damn well you would) ... guess what? You're a whore!

So, we're all whores. Let's not be hypocrites because some people actually are really real enough to be honest about it. You're a millionaire???.......JMJ graemlins/conf44.gif [/QUOTE]here's one buck...

http://www.rangerdj.com/clipart/animals/buck.jpg

[ November 01, 2003, 06:05 PM: Message edited by: JMNYC ]

And

11-01-2003, 06:14 PM

graemlins/rofl.gif One buck ... That's going out with less than $5 ... and yep '"that's House" ... or something .. Er .. icon_rofl.gif

[ November 01, 2003, 06:19 PM: Message edited by: 6 23 ]

Vman

11-03-2003, 05:29 AM

FYI:

budget dates (http://www.frugaljohn.com)

sf adult entertainment (http://www.myredbook.net/cgi-bin/dcforum2/dcboard.pl)

adult entertainment in san francisco and a good part of the continental united states (http://www.erosguide.com)

So as far as the question goes....you get what you pay for, do your research and be a smart shopper.

practice safe sex!

v graemlins/cool_shades.gif

The Buddy Love Show

11-03-2003, 08:34 AM

Originally posted by chgodj3:
Many of us have never been with prostitutes, BUT WE ALL PAY FOR IT!!! icon_rofl.gif

I've been with some hoes in my lifetime, I just didn't realize it until after we split!

I'm not hatin' on prostitutes though, at least you know where you stand with them and for your money you will bust a nut before the "date" is through.

With some women I've been out with the only thing I "bust" was my buget and my bubble to find out some of these women ain't worth my time or money.

Holla if ya hear me. the reality of my existence is that i have almost always paid for sex...with real hookers and crackheads and with those who didn't realize they were such. Of the two i have more respect for actual hookers because at least they recognize the game and their role in it and treat the relationship with the honesty of the business transaction it is. On the other hand i can currently get all the flesh i want on the cheap with women who are prostituting themselves just as much but think they are so much better.

Admittedly I am a mysoginist, but I also make enough money to buy a lot of things i want - including flesh

The Buddy Love Show

11-03-2003, 08:36 AM

Originally posted by St Magus the Reviled:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by chgodj3:
Many of us have never been with prostitutes, BUT WE ALL PAY FOR IT!!! icon_rofl.gif

I've been with some hoes in my lifetime, I just didn't realize it until after we split!

I'm not hatin' on prostitutes though, at least you know where you stand with them and for your money you will bust a nut before the "date" is through.

With some women I've been out with the only thing I "bust" was my buget and my bubble to find out some of these women ain't worth my time or money.

Holla if ya hear me. the reality of my existence is that i have almost always paid for sex...with real hookers and crackheads and with those who didn't realize they were such. Of the two i have more respect for actual hookers because at least they recognize the game and their role in it and treat the relationship with the honesty of the business transaction it is. On the other hand i can currently get all the flesh i want on the cheap with women who are prostituting themselves just as much but think they are so much better.

Admittedly I am a mysoginist, but I also make enough money to buy a lot of things i want - including flesh [/QUOTE]btw...very few women had sex/relationship with me when i was broke.......then again i'm also ugly

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The Buddy Love Show

11-03-2003, 08:39 AM

Originally posted by JMNYC:
"We're all whores - we're just not all cheap whores."

If you get up on Monday morning and go to a job you don't like, guess what? You're a prostitute. If you'll play a record you don't like because you need to keep the gig then guess what? You're a "ho". If I offered you a million bucks to get on your knees and suck (which most of y'all know damn well you would) ... guess what? You're a whore!

So, we're all whores. Let's not be hypocrites because some people actually are really real enough to be honest about it. AMEN

and I would have to kill a mofo if he reneged on that million...so cash up front...LOL

Martin Red

11-04-2003, 06:04 AM

Originally posted by JMNYC:
"We're all whores - we're just not all cheap whores."

If you get up on Monday morning and go to a job you don't like, guess what? You're a prostitute. If you'll play a record you don't like because you need to keep the gig then guess what? You're a "ho". If I offered you a million bucks to get on your knees and suck (which most of y'all know damn well you would) ... guess what? You're a whore!

So, we're all whores. Let's not be hypocrites because some people actually are really real enough to be honest about it. Office workers only takes it in their Inbox or In tray

A prostitute takes in the .......

Knowing the difference is important.

[ November 04, 2003, 06:06 AM: Message edited by: Martin Red ]

kara

11-04-2003, 06:40 AM

Originally posted by St Magus the Reviled:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by St Magus the Reviled:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by chgodj3:
Many of us have never been with prostitutes, BUT WE ALL PAY FOR IT!!! icon_rofl.gif

I've been with some hoes in my lifetime, I just didn't realize it until after we split!

I'm not hatin' on prostitutes though, at least you know where you stand with them and for your money you will bust a nut before the "date" is through.

With some women I've been out with the only thing I "bust" was my buget and my bubble to find out some of these women ain't worth my time or money.

Holla if ya hear me. the reality of my existence is that i have almost always paid for sex...with real hookers and crackheads and with those who didn't realize they were such. Of the two i have more respect for actual hookers because at least they recognize the game and their role in it and treat the relationship with the honesty of the business transaction it is. On the other hand i can currently get all the flesh i want on the cheap with women who are prostituting themselves just as much but think they are so much better.

Admittedly I am a mysoginist, but I also make enough money to buy a lot of things i want - including flesh [/QUOTE]btw...very few women had sex/relationship with me when i was broke.......then again i'm also ugly

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA [/QUOTE]maybe your confidence was different which is why you dated less (you didnt ask as much b/c, hey, you had no dollars; you werent going out as much cuz you were poorer, so you met less ladies)

just another way to look at it .. smile.gif