Don't It Piss You Off When...

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You're in a strip mall with limited parking and some ass-hole park in 2 spaces and no other spaces are available> graemlins/cussing.gif mad1.gif graemlins/spanka.gif

Feel free to add in - what really piss you off.

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Let me guess...Was this someone with a Benz who thinks he's too good to park like the rest of us peasants? If so, then that definitely pisses me off too, so you know what that means, right? A.) Bust out with the ol' key and pass by that moving box with a swipe across the door or B.) Get yourself some car decals/stickers (the cheesy and ugliest ones you can find) and proceed to sticking them the f u c k all over the car or C.) Have copies of a typewritten message for these special occasions and stick it the f u c k on their window. That should teach 'em. That's Albert D's evil deed of the day. http://deephousepage.com/smilies/smokin.gif

P.S. Make sure you stand back somewhere out of sight so you can enjoy the moment of great laughter as the person looks all around to see if they can find the person that just ruined their beloved automobile.

[ August 18, 2003, 04:55 PM: Message edited by: Albert Diaz ]

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Originally posted by Albert Diaz:
Let me guess...Was this someone with a Benz who thinks he's too good to park like the rest of us peasants? If so, then that definitely pisses me off too, so you know what that means, right? A.) Bust out with the ol' key and pass by that moving box with a swipe across the door or B.) Get yourself some car decals/stickers (the cheesy and ugliest ones you can find) and proceed to sticking them the f u c k all over the car or C.) Have copies of a typewritten not for these special occasions and stick it the f u c k on their window. That should teach 'em. That's Albert D's evil deed of the day. http://deephousepage.com/smilies/smokin.gif

P.S. Make sure you stand back somewhere out of sight so you can enjoy the moment of great laughter as the person looks all around to see if they can find the person that just ruined their beloved automobile. You were on point but it was not a Benz. graemlins/grinyes.gif

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[beaniboy67]

The best trick ever is to put a fish under the bonnet of the car!It will be ok for a week maybe 2 weeks maybe even three but after a while the stench will filter into the car and never ever go away.This the car is runied and he gets no money cos he can never sell it when he needs a new one!!he will be driving for ever with a fishy mobile lol!! :D