THE MATRIX SUCKED!

[El Mayimbe]

.....or so i heard from 2 amatuer critics ;) icon_rofl.gif

[Hk]

Actually, although it may have been the best visual and action packed of the 3, it sorta did.

Ultimately it was love story with Morpheus acting soft as cotton! (the implication I dont wanna go into at this point).

Yet, its just entertainment!

[Hk]

Actually, although it may have been the best visual and action packed of the 3, it sorta did.

Ultimately it was love story with Morpheus acting soft as cotton! (the implication I dont wanna go into at this point).

Yet, its just entertainment!

[ivanjb]

I would have to agree that the Matrix sucks in general. Just plain corny.

Hang it up you sky ballerinas. Time to watch some real kung fu fighting.

[Fletch]

Originally posted by ivanjb:
I would have to agree that the Matrix sucks in general. Just plain corny.

Hang it up you sky ballerinas. Time to watch some real kung fu fighting. I didn't see the Matrixes, but I loved Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon (especially the stroryline). A thumbs up for "in the air" fighting!!! graemlins/thumbsup.gif

[El Mayimbe]

I heard there were implications of maybe a part 4 or soemthing. Man talk about:
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these guys should learn from George Lucas' mistake

[Hk]

Gotta second that Fletch a mature "love story" with meaningful culture behind it....

Worse part is seeing that goof-ball Cornell West in it....from scholar to entainer, we still want to be jesters I guess.

Matrix IV, staring Martin Lawrence...... graemlins/stupid.gif

[ivanjb]

Originally posted by Fletch:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by ivanjb:
I would have to agree that the Matrix sucks in general. Just plain corny.

Hang it up you sky ballerinas. Time to watch some real kung fu fighting. I didn't see the Matrixes, but I loved Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon (especially the stroryline). A thumbs up for "in the air" fighting!!! graemlins/thumbsup.gif </font>[/QUOTE]Most definitely thumbs up to Crouching Tiger, a quality film. In the air fighting can be amazing if it's done well. It just seems out of context and cheesy when Keanu does it in the Matrix films.

[ November 06, 2003, 09:52 AM: Message edited by: ivanjb ]

[Bill Blake]

Originally posted by Hk:
Gotta second that Fletch a mature "love story" with meaningful culture behind it....

Worse part is seeing that goof-ball Cornell West in it....from scholar to entainer, we still want to be jesters I guess.

Matrix IV, staring Martin Lawrence...... graemlins/stupid.gif Cornel West is a philosopher. This film is philosophic. It makes sense to me.

Cornel West is the sort of celebrity, the same way Einstein was 70 years or so before.

Steven Hawkins may be a geek in a wheelchair, but he is also a celebrity. And, he has even had a movie made about him, staring him.

[ November 06, 2003, 09:52 AM: Message edited by: Jamie Lennox ]

[Bill Blake]

Not to mention the brothers asked Wast to cameo in the film because of their respect for his ideas....

Now Cornels music CD.....thats another story...I think he thinks he understands Jazz....a little too much.

[MrLiam]

4 fiction films nothinG beats StarWars 4 me the remaininG is all usuall biggrinangel.gif

[P-Flipp]

Originally posted by EL MAYIMBE:
.....or so i heard from 2 amatuer critics ;) icon_rofl.gif The Matrix movies are the ones to see while avoiding critics,and the opinions of hardcore Matrix geeks.Film critics love to display their "formidable" prose in trashing highly anticapted offerings, the geeks expect too much(dudes get a hobby!).Both factions expect the Watchowski Bros.to turn water in to wine in each sequel.Of course the sequels didn't match up to the first because it was such a watershed moment in the sci fi action genre.That doesn't mean the sequels were no good,they both have a special quality.Overall I believe this franchise is a step ahead of Star Wars because it provokes more discussion of ideas than other movie trilogy.

[sezy]

yup, the corny meter was pretty high. but i had majorly low expectations, so i liked it.

[dj c-los]

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I think it sucks and I could never understand what all the hype was about. It's one of the stupidest movies IMO.

[ November 07, 2003, 07:20 AM: Message edited by: Albert Diaz ]

[Nicholas]

Remember a few months ago when we were all excited about what was actually going on, what were the implications of the big ideas breached in Reloaded, we had theories upon theories upon theories...

Well those bastards decided to be like this


"Oh hay, all that stuff in the first one about there being more than one The One and Zion and EVEN how Neo managed to effect the machines that you were so eagerly waiting to be delighted in finding out. Yeah that stuff was all a load of bullshit. We honestly couldnt be arsed to work it all out. So we kind of forgot about it all. Totally. We just came up with 3 kickass action scenes that will blow you away and we really didnt know how to make all that cool shit we showed you work out. But we can promise, that the rest of the film will be the funniest, most appaling pile of shit you have ever seen in your life. But you will laugh. ALOT. Especially when hermione dies."


This is a truly bad film, fortunately it is so bad it will make you laugh. Amidst the hilariously funny stuff, there are some of the coolest stuff in the series. They nailed the action. And Monica Belluci's breasts look phenomenal.

[Nicholas]

Originally posted by Jamie Lennox:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Hk:
Gotta second that Fletch a mature "love story" with meaningful culture behind it....

Worse part is seeing that goof-ball Cornell West in it....from scholar to entainer, we still want to be jesters I guess.

Matrix IV, staring Martin Lawrence...... graemlins/stupid.gif Cornel West is a philosopher. This film is philosophic. It makes sense to me.

Cornel West is the sort of celebrity, the same way Einstein was 70 years or so before.

Steven Hawkins may be a geek in a wheelchair, but he is also a celebrity. And, he has even had a movie made about him, staring him. </font>[/QUOTE]I so wish he wasnt in this movie. His lines were as bad as Trinity's. Ok not that bad. but almost as bad.

[housedeep]

man...
when i saw it opening night the crowd was laughing their collective asses off. it was sad.

[saadir7]

Originally posted by Nicholas:
Remember a few months ago when we were all excited about what was actually going on, what were the implications of the big ideas breached in Reloaded, we had theories upon theories upon theories...

Well those bastards decided to be like this


"Oh hay, all that stuff in the first one about there being more than one The One and Zion and EVEN how Neo managed to effect the machines that you were so eagerly waiting to be delighted in finding out. Yeah that stuff was all a load of bullshit. We honestly couldnt be arsed to work it all out. So we kind of forgot about it all. Totally. We just came up with 3 kickass action scenes that will blow you away and we really didnt know how to make all that cool shit we showed you work out. But we can promise, that the rest of the film will be the funniest, most appaling pile of shit you have ever seen in your life. But you will laugh. ALOT. Especially when hermione dies."


This is a truly bad film, fortunately it is so bad it will make you laugh. Amidst the hilariously funny stuff, there are some of the coolest stuff in the series. They nailed the action. And Monica Belluci's breasts look phenomenal. You nailed it to a tee dog.
I couldna said it better.