larry rauson
03-13-2003, 08:46 AM
Since yesterday, when I killed the computer, some of the office peripherals, decided to try and get even with me. This morning the office was booby trapped, and old zipdrive managed to swing itself in front of the doorway, and hit me right in the temple, as I was dazed, then the fax machine somehow wrapped it's cord around my neck and began choking me out. As I started to pass out from lack of oxygen, the printer started printing page after page of "How you like us now, mf'r"
"BITCH' Kill a computer we kill YOu, and some other foul stuff that I can't repeat here. Anyway, the printer pissed me off, with my last ounce of strngf,(spelling is intentional), I snapped the fax cord, and composed myself, the I killed the printer, and since I wanted to terrorize the fax machine, I ate some the printers Innards. Then I went after the fax machine, it was screaming and crying, and cursing me at the same time. I threw it against the wall, I stomped it, I spit on it, then I dangled it from a 9th story window, received a fax from a client, then dropped it. It Exploded into many pieces on the concrete far below my office window.
Tha t damned copy machine is talking mad shit right now. I'm going to challenge it to match in the steel cage. I've never lost a steel cage match. I'm going to kick that copy machines ass.
LaRry rAuSOn
"BITCH' Kill a computer we kill YOu, and some other foul stuff that I can't repeat here. Anyway, the printer pissed me off, with my last ounce of strngf,(spelling is intentional), I snapped the fax cord, and composed myself, the I killed the printer, and since I wanted to terrorize the fax machine, I ate some the printers Innards. Then I went after the fax machine, it was screaming and crying, and cursing me at the same time. I threw it against the wall, I stomped it, I spit on it, then I dangled it from a 9th story window, received a fax from a client, then dropped it. It Exploded into many pieces on the concrete far below my office window.
Tha t damned copy machine is talking mad shit right now. I'm going to challenge it to match in the steel cage. I've never lost a steel cage match. I'm going to kick that copy machines ass.
LaRry rAuSOn