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larry rauson
03-13-2003, 08:46 AM
Since yesterday, when I killed the computer, some of the office peripherals, decided to try and get even with me. This morning the office was booby trapped, and old zipdrive managed to swing itself in front of the doorway, and hit me right in the temple, as I was dazed, then the fax machine somehow wrapped it's cord around my neck and began choking me out. As I started to pass out from lack of oxygen, the printer started printing page after page of "How you like us now, mf'r"
"BITCH' Kill a computer we kill YOu, and some other foul stuff that I can't repeat here. Anyway, the printer pissed me off, with my last ounce of strngf,(spelling is intentional), I snapped the fax cord, and composed myself, the I killed the printer, and since I wanted to terrorize the fax machine, I ate some the printers Innards. Then I went after the fax machine, it was screaming and crying, and cursing me at the same time. I threw it against the wall, I stomped it, I spit on it, then I dangled it from a 9th story window, received a fax from a client, then dropped it. It Exploded into many pieces on the concrete far below my office window.
Tha t damned copy machine is talking mad shit right now. I'm going to challenge it to match in the steel cage. I've never lost a steel cage match. I'm going to kick that copy machines ass.


LaRry rAuSOn

Koffy Brown
03-13-2003, 09:22 AM
graemlins/rofl.gif @ "How you like us now, mf'r" you need a good nites sleep

larry rauson
03-13-2003, 09:26 AM
Can't sleep at night. The Tv keeps talking to me.


nosauR yrraL

Koffy Brown
03-13-2003, 09:36 AM
Originally posted by larry rauson:
Can't sleep at night. The Tv keeps talking to me.


nosauR yrraL you know they have a special lil place for people like you graemlins/rofl.gif

larry rauson
03-13-2003, 09:45 AM
I'm not allowed there anymore, I killed a medication cart. I'm listening to Yelloman.

Koffy Brown
03-13-2003, 09:58 AM
Originally posted by larry rauson:
I'm not allowed there anymore, I killed a medication cart. I'm listening to Yelloman. Now I'm scared http://deephousepage.com/smilies/poke2.gif

HML
03-13-2003, 09:58 AM
larry r,
I think you've seen Stephen King's film Maximum Overdrive one too many times... graemlins/grinyes.gif http://deephousepage.com/smilies/laugh2.gif

-HML

Basecore Boy
03-13-2003, 10:06 AM
I know what you need!

larry rauson
03-13-2003, 10:17 AM
Ashaki, there is no need to Fear I, I only kill inanimate objects that mock me, and sometimes I don't meet my objective. I once tried to kill a freight train, after a good long battle, that damn train got the best of me, but he knows, I almost killed em...he don't roll on MY TRACKS no more.

Peace and Cheer
Larry

Koffy Brown
03-13-2003, 10:23 AM
Originally posted by larry rauson:
Ashaki, there is no need to Fear I, I only kill inanimate objects that mock me, and sometimes I don't meet my objective. I once tried to kill a freight train, after a good long battle, that damn train got the best of me, but he knows, I almost killed em...he don't roll on MY TRACKS no more.

Peace and Cheer
Larry not scared for me brotha...more like scared for you graemlins/rofl.gif

larry rauson
03-13-2003, 10:40 AM
I'm fine. I'm the most centered sane person you'll ever meet. I just Can'T ToleRateMachinesmockingmeandtalkingtomethatvcrbett erwatchoutwhenIgethomeifit'sstillflashing12:00atme i'llkilliti'llKillIttillit'sdead

It's a nice day in Jersey,
Larry

JMNYC
03-13-2003, 07:06 PM
Sir, please step away from the shredder and put down the axe. Sir? Sir?!?