DJ Timmy Richardson
05-03-2003, 04:11 PM
> A white guy is walking along the beach when he comes
> across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks
> up the lamp and gives it a rub and two blonde genies
> appear and tell him he has been granted three wishes.
>
> The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies
> disappear.
>
> The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a
> mansion surrounded by 50 beautiful women. He makes
> love to all of them and begins to explore the house.
>
> Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet, he
> looks down and the floor is covered in $100.00 bills.
> Then, there is a knock at the door.
>
> He answers the door and standing there are two people
> dressed in Klu Klux Klan outfits. They drag him
> outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb
> and hang him by the neck until he is dead.
>
> The Klansmen walk off. As they are walking away, they
> remove their hoods; it's the two blonde genies.
>
> One blonde genie says to the other one, "I don't get
> it. I can understand the first wish, having all those
> beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to. I
> can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire.
>
> But why he'd want to be hung like a black man is
> beyond me."
> across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks
> up the lamp and gives it a rub and two blonde genies
> appear and tell him he has been granted three wishes.
>
> The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies
> disappear.
>
> The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a
> mansion surrounded by 50 beautiful women. He makes
> love to all of them and begins to explore the house.
>
> Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet, he
> looks down and the floor is covered in $100.00 bills.
> Then, there is a knock at the door.
>
> He answers the door and standing there are two people
> dressed in Klu Klux Klan outfits. They drag him
> outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb
> and hang him by the neck until he is dead.
>
> The Klansmen walk off. As they are walking away, they
> remove their hoods; it's the two blonde genies.
>
> One blonde genie says to the other one, "I don't get
> it. I can understand the first wish, having all those
> beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to. I
> can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire.
>
> But why he'd want to be hung like a black man is
> beyond me."