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Oak Pk, IL's Best Bedroom DJ, serge
10-17-2003, 03:57 PM
A 3rd grade teacher was getting to know her students on the first day of school in New York City.

As an ice breaker, and to develop a connection with the students, she asked the class the following question:

"Who here is a Yankees Fan? If you're a Yankees fan like me, raise your hand and say, "Go Yankees!"

All the kids raised their hands excitedly and yelled "Go Yankees!".

All except for one little girl in the back of the class.

Perplexed by this, the teacher asked the little girl why she didn't raise her hand.

The the little girl responded, "I'm from Chicago. My mommy is a Cubs fan, my daddy is a Cubs fan, so I'M a Cubs fan!"

Irritated by this, they teacher told the little girl, "Well, just because your mommy and daddy are something, doesn't mean you have to do the same as they do! What if your daddy was a drug dealer and your mommy was a prostitute? What would that make you?

The little girl answered, "A Yankees fan."

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daniel
10-17-2003, 04:10 PM
you need some new jokes. that was up earlier as a marlins joke.